FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
ZAZ: Doesn't he get credit for not really swearing in Obama four years ago?
BunkoSquad: which if you study out the Constitution
Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.it's really more of a paste now.
nekom: Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.
Blues_X: Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.it's really more of a paste now.Soon it will just be a chicken nugget.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!
SnarfVader: So, let me get this straight. Obama served a term but really wasn't president because he was ineligible. Does that mean that term didn't count? If so, then why would the 22nd amendment apply to him? Obama 2016!!!!
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."
Raharu: it's really more of a paste now.
Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?
FirstNationalBastard: Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Don't tell them!
Shostie: Alright. This has gone on long enough. Where's Ashton? Come on out and show us where the cameras are.
leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.
Sybarite: Oh, Balrog Obama has a fun GIS.
FlashHarry: BunkoSquad: which if you study out the Constitution[images.latinospost.com image 650x370]agrees!
KangTheMad: McCain wasn't born in America either, nobody complained about that.
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