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(Huffington Post)   The latest Birther target? Chief Justice John Roberts, whom they want impeached if he swears in the foreign usurper Balrog HUSSEIN Taxbongo for a second term   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 170
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2013-01-09 09:28:03 AM
WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
 
2013-01-09 09:32:19 AM

FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.

it's really more of a paste now.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 09:34:37 AM
Doesn't he get credit for not really swearing in Obama four years ago?
 
2013-01-09 09:37:01 AM

ZAZ: Doesn't he get credit for not really swearing in Obama four years ago?


That was a start, but if we had a real Chief Justice and not a RINO, he would have arrested the Muslin Usuper on the spot, held an instant show trial (which if you study out the Constitution, he has the right to do) and built a gallows and hanged 0Bozo that very day. Shows how high up the conspiracy has gotten.
 
2013-01-09 10:04:45 AM

BunkoSquad: which if you study out the Constitution


images.latinospost.com

agrees!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 10:08:06 AM
Are they still a thing?
 
2013-01-09 10:17:10 AM
Alright. This has gone on long enough. Where's Ashton? Come on out and show us where the cameras are.
 
2013-01-09 10:45:16 AM
Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.
 
2013-01-09 10:52:14 AM

Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
it's really more of a paste now.


Soon it will just be a chicken nugget.
 
2013-01-09 10:53:33 AM

nekom: Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.


They learned to multitask.
 
2013-01-09 11:02:41 AM

Blues_X: Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
it's really more of a paste now.

Soon it will just be a chicken nugget.


No.  It will be the pink slime of the pre-nugget.
 
2013-01-09 11:08:34 AM

nekom: Huh, and here I was thinking that they had all moved on to Benghazi.


you mean benghazi... in africa? that's near kenya, i think!
 
2013-01-09 11:40:48 AM
And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!
 
2013-01-09 11:43:41 AM
Taxbongo...I like that one, I haven't seen it yet. I'm not keeping up with the floor humpers very much these days though.
 
2013-01-09 11:51:20 AM
So, let me get this straight. Obama served a term but really wasn't president because he was ineligible. Does that mean that term didn't count? If so, then why would the 22nd amendment apply to him? Obama 2016!!!!
 
2013-01-09 12:02:23 PM
Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."
 
2013-01-09 12:18:47 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!


He did that last time too, remember?  So it'll be 2024.
 
2013-01-09 12:21:12 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And this year he's swearing him in TWICE. So, no presidential elections til 2020!


He did that last time too.  So it'll be until 2024.
 
2013-01-09 12:27:59 PM

SnarfVader: So, let me get this straight. Obama served a term but really wasn't president because he was ineligible. Does that mean that term didn't count? If so, then why would the 22nd amendment apply to him? Obama 2016!!!!


Either that, or it's a President Biden.  I'm not sure precisely what the goal is here.  Even if it were conclusively proven that Barack "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Fartbongo were born in Kenya, that won't make Sarah Palin automatically president.
 
2013-01-09 12:30:02 PM
Oh, Balrog Obama has a fun GIS.

www.jeffhead.com

/thanks subby
 
2013-01-09 12:33:40 PM
We accept your proposal.
 
2013-01-09 12:48:05 PM
Heheh... funny thing about that co-equal branch of gubermint thing...
 
2013-01-09 12:53:18 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."


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+1 for "Atomic Koran Drop"
 
2013-01-09 01:02:13 PM
Here, allow me to summarize the article: I have no idea how citizenship works, so I'm going to yell at the clouds for a while
 
2013-01-09 01:15:30 PM
Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?
 
2013-01-09 01:19:44 PM

Raharu: it's really more of a paste now.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Chicken pate.
 
2013-01-09 01:27:57 PM

Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?


SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't tell them!
 
2013-01-09 01:35:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Publikwerks: Do they realize that if Roberts was tossed somehow after Obama was sworn in, Obama would choose his replacement?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't tell them!


cdn.bleacherreport.net
Don't worry, they're not listening anyway.
 
2013-01-09 02:09:48 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."


I would pay serious money to see this.
 
2013-01-09 02:10:09 PM
media.eventhubs.com
RIP Balrog
 
2013-01-09 02:11:43 PM

Blues_X: Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
it's really more of a paste now.

Soon it will just be a chicken nugget.


www.eurweb.com

You know what you need? You need a Value Pack!
 
2013-01-09 02:13:30 PM
I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.
 
2013-01-09 02:14:10 PM
Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was born and raised in Kansas by parents who were born in Kansas. = End of story, this alone makes him an American citizen.
 
2013-01-09 02:14:48 PM
Some one needs to shut these people the fark up once and for all.
 
2013-01-09 02:14:55 PM
I wonder if any of these morons ever have a moment of clarity and realize they're completely farked in the head and should seek some help?
 
2013-01-09 02:15:19 PM

Shostie: Alright. This has gone on long enough. Where's Ashton? Come on out and show us where the cameras are.


Nah, Ashton's not involved. But any day now Orly will remove the wig and reveal she is actually Sacha Baron Cohen.
 
2013-01-09 02:15:47 PM

leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.


Yes, they are basically saying he meets every qualification of a natural born citizen, while saying that because he has met all the qualifications of a natural born citizen, he obviously is not one.  It's one of the most baffling things they have come up with yet, and that really is saying a lot.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:12 PM
Yes, impeach Roberts. I'm sure his replacement will suit your ideals much better.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:34 PM

leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.


Absolutely correct. McCain wasn't born in America either, nobody complained about that.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:41 PM
TL;DR version - Birthers: they're assholes.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:44 PM

Sybarite: Oh, Balrog Obama has a fun GIS.


First thought was "why is the gayest looking Star Wars kid in Gandalf's place?" Then I looked closer. Then my brain fled my skull yelling "Fly, you fools!"
 
2013-01-09 02:18:02 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Midway through the oath Obama is going to stop, take the Bible from Roberts' hands, tear it asunder to reveal the secret Koran within, then tear off his suit to reveal a dashiki -- cut very tightly in the groinal regions -- before finishing the oath in that African clicking language, then climbing atop the podium and doing an Atomic Koran Drop on Roberts and, as the Kenyan National Anthem plays, looking into the camera and saying "You should have listened to the blogger-patriots!" before breaking into maniacal laughter and taking a Sharpie to the Constitution to cross out "to bear arms" and replace it with "mandatory gay marriage."


+1 would lol again
 
2013-01-09 02:18:25 PM
What comes after embarrassment??

oooh Oooooh pick me....pick me!!!

What is crazier than a shiathouse rat?

You are correct
 
2013-01-09 02:18:47 PM

leonel: I don't get it. Shouldn't the fact that the mother alone is a US born citizen be enough to quell at least the father not being one? I thought as long as one parent is a US citizen, the kid automatically is at least in my case when my dad registered me at the US embassy in Indonesia.


Birthers don't let little things like facts and reason deter them
 
2013-01-09 02:19:15 PM
Chicken Santorum?

www.campbellfoodservice.com
 
2013-01-09 02:19:32 PM
why doesn't he just show the birth certificate
 
2013-01-09 02:20:16 PM

FlashHarry: BunkoSquad: which if you study out the Constitution

[images.latinospost.com image 650x370]

agrees!


My job prohibits me from committing elder abuse, but hot damn, I want to punch that woman in the throat so bad.
 
2013-01-09 02:20:16 PM
So hold on, I don't speak derp:

If you now administer the oath of office for the presidency to a man who by his own admission fails to meet the natural born citizen requirement imposed by that Constitution, you have violated your own oath of office and are rightly subject to impeachment by any House of Representatives, at any time, now or in the future.

So is this guy saying that the House of Representatives will impeach Roberts, or is this one of those "grand jury presentment" things where some Internet people who wear fanny packs and ride Honda Goldwings will call themselves a House of Representatives, go to DC and hand Roberts a manila folder full of legalese written in Comic Sans?
 
2013-01-09 02:20:33 PM

KangTheMad: McCain wasn't born in America either, nobody complained about that.


Well, actually the Senate passed a resolution affirming that McCain met the requirements. I think the fact that they didn't do the same for Obama speaks for itself.
 
2013-01-09 02:21:36 PM

Raharu: FlashHarry: WND still farking that poor chicken, i see.
it's really more of a paste now.


Portuguese breakfast?
 
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