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2013-01-09 12:16:11 PM  
25 votes:
Subtext: "I am a coward and a failure at everything I've ever tried. I have elaborate revenge fantasies about the abuse I take at my menial job from superiors and co-workers alike. My wife utterly controls my life and does not allow me to control any aspect of my life. My children mock and belittle me. This note is my sad and desperate attempt to pretend I am something within a time zone of being a man, even if just for a few seconds. Even though you are a service worker and most likely a disinterested teenager I would never have the courage to say something like this to your face, lest I break down into tears and be forced to trudge to my 1994 Chevy Lumina with Dockers beshat."
2013-01-09 11:45:13 AM  
20 votes:

Trivia Jockey: More likely, this guy is financially able to tip...he just uses this as a way to express his importent rage over Obama's reelection.

Which also makes him an asshole.


He'd be a complete dick if not for the lack of tip.
2013-01-09 09:56:50 AM  
5 votes:

sigdiamond2000: I sometimes wonder if people who pull sh*t like this realize the amount of saliva, snot, and semen they've unwittingly ingested in their lives.


Some people pay extra for that.
2013-01-09 09:25:13 AM  
5 votes:
This ones better.

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2013-01-09 02:55:58 PM  
4 votes:

codergirl42: tinyarena: [img707.imageshack.us image 270x320]

Are you sure that's American currency? 20$ for a coca cola seems a bit steep.


It's from France. It's not dollars, I think they use crepes.
2013-01-09 02:24:10 PM  
4 votes:
Why is it those "disgruntled food worker does something disgusting to obnoxious customer's food" stories always end with some variation of "And the customer said it was the best he'd ever eaten"?
2013-01-09 12:35:55 PM  
3 votes:
carolynthomas.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-09 11:34:37 AM  
3 votes:

JFarker131: This, a thousand times. I've waited tables, worked in coffee shops, been a bartender. Leave a crappy tip, I will fark with your food, or have someone more disgusting than me do it so I don't have to.

/talked a coworker into ejaculating into a truly awful local politician's alfredo sauce, he complimented the owner after his meal on the new recipe they were using.
//ew.


Well, that sounds felonious.  But at least you can sleep better at night knowing you are the better person.
2013-01-09 11:00:00 AM  
3 votes:
How to tip properly, and be an awesome human being in the process (even if you do eat at Applebee's):

mankindunplugged.com

How to be a partisan miserly pathetic piece of shiat (regardless of where you're eating):

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2013-01-09 09:30:56 AM  
3 votes:
www.nashvillescene.com
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2013-01-09 06:42:14 PM  
2 votes:

Grobbley: fredklein: Actually, it may not be- many people here say they get 'free drinks' when they tip bartenders. If I was the bar owner, I'd certainly be concerned with my employees giving away MY property to line THEIR pockets. I mean, can a grocery store cashier give people free food, and pocket the money? Can a Walmart employee give customers [cheap Chinese crap] and keep the money? Of course not- it's called THEFT.

Generally, when a bartender gives away a "free drink" it's coming from their spill allowance. Typically, a bartender is given a daily spill allowance (so, for instance, they might be allowed to spill 5 drinks per shift before they'll start being charged for them.) On the surface, this is a system designed to allow a bartender to be human and make mistakes. However, if a bartender isn't a clumsy dolt and can get through their shift without spilling their allotment of drinks, they often times will "spill" a drink for a regular or for a good tipper. The owner of the bar is already assuming this loss, hence the spill tab. Nothing is being stolen.


My brother in law had to tolerate some douche in his bar who was annoying just about everyone (but not quite enough to get kicked out).  Late in the evening said douche said, "make me the most bad-ass drink you can."  He got the drip mat contents on the rocks.
2013-01-09 03:43:22 PM  
2 votes:

ThurmanMerman: Why is it those "disgruntled food worker does something disgusting to obnoxious customer's food" stories always end with some variation of "And the customer said it was the best he'd ever eaten"?


Because cum is f*cking delicious.
2013-01-09 03:26:09 PM  
2 votes:

dickfreckle: Typically, people like this eat at casual (affordable) restaurants belittle the staff in order to feel better about themselves. While our friend from TFA didn't have the courage to actually speak to his server (as far as we know), there are plenty who do. Sh*t day at your 28k job? Why, just go belittle someone else to give that thimble dick the extra inch! As a former restaurant employee I've seen it more times than I care to recount. It's the human version of coming home and kicking the dog because you were emasculated by your boss and need to feel some measure of power.


I went to a conference a couple years a go and a group of us who had been getting along decided to go out one night for dinner. There was going to be 10 of us, so we called ahead for a reservation. When we arrived we were seated at a nice quiet table in the upstairs of the restaurant with a lovely view down below. One of the guys immediately jumps on our server about our location and demands to see a manager. When the manager comes over he just can't. stop. biatching. about how bad our location is and how we need a better table. The namager leaves to se what he can do and one of us asks the guy what is wrong with the table.

"Nothing," the guy says, "you just don't ever settle for the first table."

We got a very loud table right next to the kitchen as our upgrade.
2013-01-09 03:20:05 PM  
2 votes:

Carn: tinyarena: [img707.imageshack.us image 270x320]

$10 for a coke?! Did it come in an aquarium?


Not to mention $12 for 3 "the". You know a place is pricey when they charge you $4 a word.
2013-01-09 02:49:20 PM  
2 votes:
sorry, forgot this

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2013-01-09 02:29:48 PM  
2 votes:

tinyarena: [img707.imageshack.us image 270x320]


$10 for a coke?! Did it come in an aquarium?
2013-01-09 02:19:58 PM  
2 votes:
Best comment after the article:

I had to euthanize my wife because of the increased costs of Obamacare. I own a business that would likely have seen a huge increase in insurance costs. These costs would have had to be passed on to the customer. What customer is going to pay 3 cents more for a product? Someone that values the health and well being of a fellow citizen? Yeah right. So I put my wife down. With the savings from that, I will likely be able to keep prices down. If not, I might sell my Porsche.
2013-01-09 12:28:17 PM  
2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Rapmaster2000: TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.

0/10


Give it few hours.
2013-01-09 12:24:58 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Subtext: "I am a coward and a failure at everything I've ever tried. I have elaborate revenge fantasies about the abuse I take at my menial job from superiors and co-workers alike. My wife utterly controls my life and does not allow me to control any aspect of my life. My children mock and belittle me. This note is my sad and desperate attempt to pretend I am something within a time zone of being a man, even if just for a few seconds. Even though you are a service worker and most likely a disinterested teenager I would never have the courage to say something like this to your face, lest I break down into tears and be forced to trudge to my 1994 Chevy Lumina with Dockers beshat."


www.newparadiselaboratories.org
2013-01-09 12:21:18 PM  
2 votes:
TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.
2013-01-09 10:11:38 AM  
2 votes:

kid_icarus: If I were him, I would never eat at that restaurant again for the rest of my natural life.

/unless you like your steak served to you after being rubbed on the bathroom floor and seasoned with pubes


This, a thousand times. I've waited tables, worked in coffee shops, been a bartender. Leave a crappy tip, I will fark with your food, or have someone more disgusting than me do it so I don't have to.

/talked a coworker into ejaculating into a truly awful local politician's alfredo sauce, he complimented the owner after his meal on the new recipe they were using.
//ew.
2013-01-09 05:00:01 PM  
1 votes:

allchiefedup: Raharu: This ones better.

[img198.imageshack.us image 310x800]

To bad the guy who made this can't spell atheist correctly.


Too bad I used the wrong to in my Boobies. ugh.
2013-01-09 04:43:26 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: If you are a good tipper and you lay down a nice tip up front, you're gonna get those pricey beers faster than the other poor bastards at that bar.


I wold prefer to go somewhere where you don't need to bribe the employees to do their jobs.

But that's just me.
2013-01-09 04:30:20 PM  
1 votes:
If I owned a restaurant, I would have a strict "no tipping" policy. I wouldn't have waiters or waitresses. Or Equipment. Or food. I would give you a bill though.

Ah yes. It would be awesome.
2013-01-09 04:04:04 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: tinyarena: [img707.imageshack.us image 270x320]

$10 for a coke?! Did it come in an aquarium?


No, it comes on a stippers ass like coke normaly does.
An aquarium of coke (known as a 'Belushi Special') is really only avaliable on major holidays, as it rather expensive to prepare and keep in stock.
2013-01-09 03:55:54 PM  
1 votes:
Speaking of tipping, have you seen the latest Tom the Dancing Bug cartoon?

Joe Biden is an awesome tipper.

Look here:  Tom

Is Tom the Dancing Bug the same person as Tom Toles or Tom Tomorrow? I get those guys confused quite a lot.
2013-01-09 03:31:14 PM  
1 votes:

Felgraf: Man I really can't understand being so tight fisted you don't tip.

I mean, fark, I'm a physics grad student. If I were paid hourly, it'd probably be *below minimum wage*, but I still try to tip 20-30% (more often 30%, even if I get chastised a bit), if only to help make up for the assholes who DON'T tip.

Because, quite frankly, I know I could not work in the service sector without murdering someone after about, oh, a month. They have to deal with people who blame them personally when the kitchen is out of something. They have to deal with people who enjoy simply belittling them because they're a waiter. They deal with assholes like those in the aforementioned article.

FARK YES I am going to tip them. $15 pizza order? Here's $5 extra.

/Don't eat out or eat delivery often these days, mind. It also helps that a local pizza place gives you %30 off if you order via the web.


I only bump the tip up above 20% if I've been camped in their section a long time, taking up a table that another party could have used in the meantime. Like if we just order drinks and chit chat for a long time. Then I tip based on the actual value of their service, rather than a percentage, so I can wind up leaving a few times the actual tab.

But I think in your pizza coupon situation, you should really look at the tip as being on the pre-discount price.

\The good news about physics grad school is that it ends eventually.
\\You ever notice the difference between a group of engineers trying to split a tab and a bunch of physicists? The engineers pull out their calculators to figure out every individual's share. The physicists each approximate the cost of their meal, put it in the center of the table, and then go around the table throwing ones onto the pile until it comes out right.
2013-01-09 03:28:09 PM  
1 votes:

rossocaere: Tipping is not required nor expected in Rome, Italy, and service is shiat. Tipping 10-15% is customary but not required in London, England,and service is generally very good. So you don't need to get to American levels of tipping ridiculousness to ensure good service. I know a guy who prefers to wait tables rather than learn an actual skill and work in the kitchen because he earns way more waiting tables.

Also, imagine the butthurt if the article said "of course it was a woman"


Of course, men have a sense of humor.
2013-01-09 03:22:19 PM  
1 votes:
It takes a pretty well honed set of skills to deal with not kill the general public, especially around food and keep a smile.
FTFM

why yes, I have worked in food service. Why do you ask?
2013-01-09 03:08:12 PM  
1 votes:
Quick questions:

1. If someone were to take a photograph from the internet, and want to crop it so they could print it and use it themselves, what program would be best?

2. can a regular office printer print stuff on card stock? I want to pass them out and I think they should have some "heft" to them.

Sorry, I am in a bit of a rush, as it is my anniversary and I'm taking the wife out tonight to a fancy dinner so I really need a fast answer.

Thanks!
2013-01-09 03:05:13 PM  
1 votes:

Contents Under Pressure: Lately, I'm seeing tip jars at bakeries. Somehow they have it in their heads that if a clerk bags or boxes up some pastries and sells it to you, they deserve a tip. I can see giving a tip to a barista because they are actually doing some work. A bakery clerk is just handing you a thing and taking money for it.


What about some douche-bag "bartender" who twists off a beer cap and hands you the bottle?
2013-01-09 03:04:54 PM  
1 votes:
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Funny how the guy who left that card says he can't afford a tip, yet he still went out to eat anyway. I guess it's also Obama's fault that he's a cheap asshole.

/if you're too cheap to tip
//then make your own damn food at home
///I tip 20%, motherf*ckers
2013-01-09 03:02:14 PM  
1 votes:
Actually I can sort of believe this might have happened. There are seriously weird people out there, after all. I still remember how at a previous job I got a return envelope from our alumni magazine, and instead of a "don't send this again" letter or a donation or whatever there was a 3"x5" index card with death threats and racial slurs all over it. It was so freakish I should have kept it as a souvenir.
2013-01-09 02:58:35 PM  
1 votes:
In the 80's when I managed a little seaside bar with kick ass food we would occasionally get some douche or a table of them that would pull shiat like this. Since the place was small I would know if they had stiffed the staff real quick. I made it a point to follow them to the parking lot / pier and give them the sorry-ass tip back to them. Then I would tell them that I would properly tip their server and they were not allowed back until they thought about what douche bags they were. Many of these people were people with boats (and yachts) that would be part of the flowing armada of douchenozzle that sail up and down the eastern coast. (Think Ted Knight from Caddy Shack)
2013-01-09 02:58:14 PM  
1 votes:
So this guy knew before going out to dinner he would have enough to buy whatever he chose on the menu but not the tip. Seems reasonable.
2013-01-09 02:54:51 PM  
1 votes:

JFarker131: /talked a coworker into ejaculating into a truly awful local politician's alfredo sauce


Did your coworker ask you to watch? I would have insisted that you watch.
2013-01-09 02:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: litespeed74: I've been torn over giving a tip to my coffee shops baristas every morning.
I go get coffee probably 3-4 times a week.
If I tip every time my coffee goes from 1.50 to over 2 bucks. 2.50 I guess??

They are super friendly and know my drinks etc.. I'd like to tip every day but at some point even they would think its weird I tip EVERY TIME.

Although there is one barista I'd give more than just the tip to.

then instead of giving them a tip every time, give the hot one a fiver every once in a while.


I'm pretty sure that is what he meant the first time.
2013-01-09 02:52:44 PM  
1 votes:
"We want to take more of your money, but you have to promise not to cut your spending in any other area!!!"

Thanks liberals.
2013-01-09 02:46:04 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.


I liked the condescension at the top, the rest was bit too heavy handed. A good effort, but this topic has seen so many miles, you need a really fresh approach.
2013-01-09 02:45:06 PM  
1 votes:
I over-tip in an effort to rebuild my karma.
2013-01-09 02:44:27 PM  
1 votes:

Flakeloaf: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Canadians don't tip well at all.

Fark you too, I guess. Better would be "lots of people don't tend to tip well when they're not both from a place that tends to tip AND happen to be in that place".


"Canadian" is Texas waitstaff slang for people of the dark-skinned persuasion.
2013-01-09 02:44:00 PM  
1 votes:

JFarker131: This, a thousand times. I've waited tables, worked in coffee shops, been a bartender. Leave a crappy tip, I will fark with your food, or have someone more disgusting than me do it so I don't have to.

/talked a coworker into ejaculating into a truly awful local politician's alfredo sauce, he complimented the owner after his meal on the new recipe they were using.
//ew.


Note to self: Don't trust any average looking waitress named Jessica.
2013-01-09 02:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
Just to make the math easier, I generally take %10, double it for %20, and estimate where the nearest dollar is to that. May be more than %20 or may be less than, but figuring the tip isn't worth the time to figure or pull out the phone to calculate.

Oh and obligatory
2013-01-09 02:41:19 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: If this is real, this guy has to seriously understand that he can never go back, someone will recognize him and they will fark with him.


I'm imagining a TV show where people intentionally do stuff like this with tips, and plant hidden cameras to try to catch people messing with the food when the customer returns. At the end of the show they haul the person that messed with the food off to jail and everyone laughs about it over drinks.

I'd watch this show.
2013-01-09 02:34:34 PM  
1 votes:
If I was on a jury, and someone was on trial for poisoning someones food, and there defense was they'd gotten this 'tip' the last time they poison victim was in, I'd totally say it was justified and let them off.

The really dick part is he left it after eating there. If you want to debate politics, at least have the balls to be upfront about it.
2013-01-09 02:30:25 PM  
1 votes:

jbezorg: Rapmaster2000: TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.

Snopes - Claim: The word "tip" comes from an acronym for "To Insure Promptness" or "To Insure Performance." Status: False.


Snopes!? You trust them?  They say Obama isn't a Muslim.
2013-01-09 02:30:06 PM  
1 votes:
I've been torn over giving a tip to my coffee shops baristas every morning.
I go get coffee probably 3-4 times a week.
If I tip every time my coffee goes from 1.50 to over 2 bucks. 2.50 I guess??

They are super friendly and know my drinks etc.. I'd like to tip every day but at some point even they would think its weird I tip EVERY TIME.

Although there is one barista I'd give more than just the tip to.
2013-01-09 02:27:19 PM  
1 votes:
What a douche. Dont take it out on the server....stop applying for building permits and start using non taxed off road fuel in your truck like i did.
2013-01-09 02:27:16 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.


Snopes - Claim: The word "tip" comes from an acronym for "To Insure Promptness" or "To Insure Performance." Status: False.
2013-01-09 02:26:33 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Three Crooked Squirrels: Well, that sounds felonious.

It sounds like made-up bullsh*t.


Come on, I can't be the only one who is passionate about pasta.
2013-01-09 02:24:55 PM  
1 votes:
It's ok everyone, he's a regular in my restaurant. I personally shiat in his Chef's 'Special' Recommendation. Every time.
2013-01-09 02:24:17 PM  
1 votes:
It's not unheard of for the bun of a hamburger to make contact with the anus.
2013-01-09 02:23:00 PM  
1 votes:
Order 15-25% less food, you fat f*ck......
2013-01-09 02:20:36 PM  
1 votes:
Canadians don't tip well at all.
2013-01-09 02:16:23 PM  
1 votes:
img707.imageshack.us
2013-01-09 02:16:23 PM  
1 votes:
TFD sucks when your work blocks pictures.
2013-01-09 01:38:20 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: TIPS means To Insure Prompt Service.  It comes from an Old English term from around 800.  That's why I don't tip unless I receive exceptional service.  If you want to make real money then you need to work out an arrangement with your boss.  Don't make me pay the wages you should demand on your own.  You know, in Europe where I go very often for business, they don't have any tips and the service is outstanding.


Here is the thing.  Acceptable tips range from 15%-20% here in the US.  20% is really the new norm.  If you step back and think about it, simply adding 20% to all prices is not how it is going to work.  (I have no links for this, but if you search you can find it, economists have studies this)...in reality, your meal would actually be somewhere closer to 40% higher because of payroll taxes, social security, all kinds of stuff.

Here is the other thing.  Yes, in very simple restaurants, it is a easy as bringing a soda and food to a table.  But that is the exception to the rule.

Generally, guests are EXTREMELY demanding.  Let me ask you something - has your waiter ever come back to your table, and ask how everything is and if he can get you something and you say "everything is great, I am all set..."  Then not even 30 seconds later, you ask for an additional side of ranch?  The waiter gets your ranch and then you ask for a side of ketchup...that in the industry is what is known as "running you around" (you being the waiter).  Common courtesy would dictate that you would have asked for your ranch and ketchup the very first time.  Now, why am I going through this?  Because as a waiter, you develop and adapt to your tables as best as you can, you have a rhythm that you keep, and when someone piece meals their requests it gets VERY frustrating and it actually effects the service of other tables.  Ever been sitting there wondering why your Coke is taking so damn long to get to your table?  It is likely because of another guest/table, not a bad waiter.

It takes a pretty well honed set of skills to deal with the general public, especially around food and keep a smile.

Spitting, peeing, cumming, etc into peoples food does happen, but it is VERY rare.  I would argue that it is a fallacy perpetuated by Hollywood and folklore more than anything else...seasoned professionals do not do that, especially in nicer restaurants.  What will likely happen if you give a bad tip for no reason other than you disagreeing with the "American Style Tipping System" is that you are going to get mediocre and likely rushed service (I want to turn your shiatty tipping ass out of here ASAP so I can make some real money).  It is simply not worth my time as a waiter to invest being nice, staying on top of your meal progress, refilling your water/drinks, etc. because no matter how great I perform, I know it is for nothing.  If you are regularly stiffing the staff at the places you frequent, it is likely you are well known as a bad tipper, and the waiter's service to your table reflects that.
2013-01-09 01:26:36 PM  
1 votes:
You know, stupid dumbshiats tipping guy probably used his credit card to pay for his meal. I would ID theft the bejesus out of him.
2013-01-09 12:01:08 PM  
1 votes:
My grandfather used to ask waitresses "would you like a dollar or a ring for your tip" and the waitress would say "a ring".  He would make an oragami ring out of a dollar and leave it on the table.

This is apparently HILARIOUS to a farmer.  To a waitress, not so much.
2013-01-09 12:00:42 PM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Lando Lincoln: tricycleracer: If you're that worried, you cheap piece of shiat, you shouldn't be spending money at a restaurant.

They're not going to change their lifestyle. They're only going to change yours.

After all, since that waiter/ess is JUST a waiter/ess they are obviously a libby-lib expecting handouts and he's just doing his God-given right at punishing them.


I know right, it's like hello! Waitresses aren't even job creators...

Makers and Takers man, makers and takers.
2013-01-09 11:58:59 AM  
1 votes:
Not being able to tip at a resturant is like buying a Ferrari but not getting ceramic brakes.
2013-01-09 11:51:56 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: More likely, this guy is financially able to tip...he just uses this as a way to express his importent rage over Obama's reelection.

Which also makes him an asshole.

He'd be a complete dick if not for the lack of tip.


I normally abhor clever wordplay, but I'm not made of stone.

I'm going to let this one slide.
2013-01-09 11:03:40 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-09 11:02:17 AM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: kid_icarus: If I were him, I would never eat at that restaurant again for the rest of my natural life.

/unless you like your steak served to you after being rubbed on the bathroom floor and seasoned with pubes


I sometimes wonder if people who pull sh*t like this realize the amount of saliva, snot, and semen they've unwittingly ingested in their lives.


They don't.  I have a friend (more my wife's friend actually) and an in-law I refuse to eat out with because they *always* biatch about something at the restaurant.  I've tried to tell them (and others who act this way) that they need to be polite to the waiter/waitress because 1) you don't really need to act like a douche all the time and 2) they will fark with your food.  The response is always, "they better not mess with my food!"  Stupid.
2013-01-09 09:34:52 AM  
1 votes:
If I were him, I would never eat at that restaurant again for the rest of my natural life.

/unless you like your steak served to you after being rubbed on the bathroom floor and seasoned with pubes
2013-01-09 09:33:09 AM  
1 votes:
I hope that person gets cancer of the anus.
2013-01-09 09:28:32 AM  
1 votes:
People who do this are destined to be gang-raped by karma.  I hope violently.
 
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