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(Deslidefied)   30 skinniest, most non-athletic-looking wrestlers of all time (now in deslided format)   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 32
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2013-01-09 12:45:23 PM
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2013-01-09 01:18:04 PM
Subby, you are my hero.
 
2013-01-09 01:20:51 PM
So, Bleacher Report subscribes to Vince McMahon's wet dream of huge, roided up freakshows, eh?

The smaller guys are always better workers who put on better matches. So piss off, Bleacher Report.

/Oh, and Kancer Kurt Angle was from when he was training to go back to the olympics and cut weight for a movie. And yeah, he did look freaky off the juice.
 
2013-01-09 01:21:20 PM
Oh look, more Bleacher Report bullshiat. Thanks!
 
2013-01-09 01:24:19 PM
Needs more ICP
 
2013-01-09 01:24:34 PM
Weird list. Kurt Angle is exactly what a wrestler should look like.
 
2013-01-09 01:26:30 PM

Orgasmatron138: Weird list. Kurt Angle is exactly what a wrestler should look like.


Not Cancer Kurt.

He really looked bad when he was off the juice.
 
2013-01-09 01:28:44 PM
Needs more strongbad.
 
2013-01-09 01:30:34 PM
Ravishing Ronald The De-Natured Boy.
 
2013-01-09 01:34:43 PM
Most of the guys look pretty damn athletic and/or not that skinny. And Gillberg was a farking joke, mocking the incredibly lame Goldberg and his "undefeated streak".
 
2013-01-09 01:38:55 PM
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Give Jake a break Jesse "the body" Ventura !
 
2013-01-09 01:45:09 PM
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/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-01-09 01:48:16 PM
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I mean, fantastic wrestler entertainer, but not exactly "athletic looking."
 
2013-01-09 01:48:53 PM
I was expecting to see Greg Gagne. He may have only won matches because his dad was the promoter, but he never juiced.
 
2013-01-09 01:49:43 PM

robertus: [moderateleft.com image 349x345]

I mean, fantastic wrestler entertainer, but not exactly "athletic looking."


I ran into him at the MSP airport a couple of months back. He still dresses like that, and can hardly walk.
 
2013-01-09 01:52:45 PM
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I wouldn't call him skinny.
 
2013-01-09 02:40:39 PM
Whar two is greater than one guys whar? J/K I know they were just around to job to Ryberg but they really got over with the crowd. A lot more than Ryberg anyway.
 
2013-01-09 02:41:50 PM
How old is this freakin list??
 
2013-01-09 02:45:11 PM
this sounded cool at first but as I found myself scrolling through picture after picture of sweaty dudes in tights it quickly became less appealing
 
2013-01-09 02:46:35 PM
I disagree with their assessment of Tajiri. He was crazy over. He returned back to Japan for personal reasons and just never came back, but the WWE was pushing him and protecting him and the crowds loved it.
 
2013-01-09 03:52:26 PM
Missing Mike Von Eric
 
2013-01-09 05:47:49 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How old is this freakin list??



FTFA:Sure, he is the World Heavyweight Champion now and has incredible wrestling ability. Still, just look at how Daniel Bryan looked when you first saw him.

Even when he was known as Bryan Danielson, this guy didn't look very threatening. He certainly didn't look like an independent wrestler that would ever make it to WWE, let alone wear a championship.

Now, Bryan stands on top of the company as he heads to his first official WrestleMania match. Not bad for that scrawny guy we all saw on NXT just a few years ago.


I thought the same thing. Probably close to the time this picture was taken:
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lol I remember that
 
2013-01-09 06:21:31 PM

Nexus-6: Ravishing Ronald The De-Natured Boy.


Help!!!
 
2013-01-09 06:34:18 PM

Mind of the North Star: I thought the same thing. Probably close to the time this picture was taken:


At the time, that was a wrestling fan's wet dream come true.

Now it's a sad reminder of how good things were, for a brief shining moment.
 
2013-01-09 06:35:22 PM

orange storm: Missing Mike Von Eric


Actually, looking at GIS, he's not nearly as bad as I remember him, although his face was rather Sleletor-like towards the end. TSS is a hell of an illness, and then there were the drugs.

His brother Chris had even less business being involved in wrestling: a sickly, asthmatic, short (5'5") kid whose bones broke in a breeze. His death was probably the least surprising out of all the brothers.
 
2013-01-09 06:36:15 PM

KellyKellyKelly: orange storm: Missing Mike Von Eric

Actually, looking at GIS, he's not nearly as bad as I remember him, although his face was rather Sleletor Skeletor-like towards the end. .


Meh, ftfm.
 
2013-01-09 06:37:34 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: How old is this freakin list??


The 30 Skinniest, Most Non-Athletic-Looking Wrestlers of All Time
BY ROBERT AITKEN (FEATURED COLUMNIST) ON MARCH 4, 2012
 
2013-01-09 07:03:11 PM
Is 31 Adam Savage from Mythbusters in a strongbad mask?
 
2013-01-10 12:44:59 AM
No kaufman?
 
2013-01-11 12:41:50 AM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

So THAT'S where Sandow's gimmick came from.
 
2013-01-11 12:43:23 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Orgasmatron138: Weird list. Kurt Angle is exactly what a wrestler should look like.

Not Cancer Kurt.

He really looked bad when he was off the juice.


cdn.bleacherreport.net

Zombie Angle doesn't know what you're talking about and requests more braaaaaiiiins.
 
2013-01-12 02:17:34 AM
I give you Kenny Jay "The Sodbuster"
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