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(Bubblews)   Oh, and btw, the Earth might get struck by Asteroid Apophis today. Just saying   ( ) divider line 27
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17353 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 10:44 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 10:54:32 AM  
6 votes:
2013-01-09 10:49:52 AM  
6 votes:
Did it come from the Arachnid quarantine zone?

/want to know more
2013-01-09 10:45:41 AM  
5 votes:
Message from Mars...
2013-01-09 10:54:27 AM  
3 votes:
Where's SG1 when you need them?
2013-01-09 10:52:48 AM  
3 votes:

John Napkintosh: I'm reading 9 million miles on other sites. Where the hell did this site get 13,000 miles?

From the Institute for Rectal Astronomy.
2013-01-09 10:47:23 AM  
3 votes:
Stoopid Mayans and their shiatty calendar.
2013-01-09 10:56:48 AM  
2 votes:

digitalrain: FTA: "...but its probably not a planet killer."

Good to know!

They're not hard to spot.
2013-01-09 10:53:58 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-09 10:48:01 AM  
2 votes:
It's Obamas fault.
2013-01-09 04:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-09 01:14:54 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-09 12:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

Bungles: digitalrain: FTA: "...but its probably not a planet killer."

Good to know!

[ image 550x413]

They're not hard to spot.

I thought that they looked more like this.
2013-01-09 12:07:07 PM  
1 vote:
When asteroids are oulawed, then only outla.....ah screw it!
2013-01-09 11:37:30 AM  
1 vote:

Mr_Fabulous: Bungles: Just look how well Kyoto did.

I've been to Kyoto; it's a lovely town.

No idea what point you're trying to make, but clearly you didn't understand my question. Good day.

Umm. Kyoto Protocol

My point is, even if we start now, absolutely nothing will be done. Beyond lots and lots of arguing.
2013-01-09 11:24:12 AM  
1 vote:

He's not that big, couldn't possibly do that much damage.
2013-01-09 11:20:55 AM  
1 vote:

Someone get me a Gunstar and we'll get this sorted out.
2013-01-09 11:10:22 AM  
1 vote:
At this rate Apophis will hit us before TFA loads.
2013-01-09 11:06:43 AM  
1 vote:
Bull shiat
2013-01-09 11:06:25 AM  
1 vote:
Not a problem - I'm insured by AllState - they'll take care of me.

/born Jan 8th 2013
2013-01-09 11:04:43 AM  
1 vote:
Earth always gets picked last at cosmic dodgeball. She just stands there and giggles sardonically
2013-01-09 10:56:58 AM  
1 vote:
Apophis has the same first three letters as Apocalypse, and indeed almost sounds like Apocalypse. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
2013-01-09 10:53:39 AM  
1 vote:
I might have a foursome with Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansen and Zoe Seldana today. Just saying.
2013-01-09 10:52:19 AM  
1 vote:
It's listed as peaking at 40 lunar distances. So 13,000 is only off by 730 times.
2013-01-09 10:51:07 AM  
1 vote:
Except for the part where NO.
2013-01-09 10:50:38 AM  
1 vote:
Paging George Clooney and Jimmy Kimmel...
2013-01-09 10:50:27 AM  
1 vote:
How convenient. An asteroid'shiatting Earth on the same day my cable bill is due.

Take THAT, Comcast!
2013-01-09 10:48:40 AM  
1 vote:
Can the feline population rise up and topple the worlds governments? It's certainly possible.
But not likely.
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