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(Politico)   In a move that should anger no one, the National Cathedral announces plans to perform same-sex weddings   (politico.com) divider line 10
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2013-01-09 02:07:32 PM
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Me, I couldn't give a flying buttress. What difference does it make whether they like to take it up the apse? Let them get married; anyone who pewkes all over their special day is worse than a nave.
2013-01-09 02:31:52 PM
2 votes:
I just got into huge trouble at work and I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired here today because of standing up for the marriage of an openly gay coworker who just got engaged.

He (we'll call him Mark) is a very out gay engineer in my department, and is a friend of mine. Over lunch he told me he wasn't going to tell anyone else about his engagement to a well known local architect, but the ancient busybody HR lady eavesdropped on Mark planning with his fiancee and spread it around the office like wildfire. During our company meeting I stood up and said it was no business of anybody's what gender Mark's fiancee was and we should be happy for him embarking on a new life as a legally married husband.

I was apparently a minority of one because everyone totally laid into me and said that what he was doing was wrong, was a mockery of loving marriage, etc., and I lost it and began screaming at them that just because his fiancee happens to be female doesn't mean Mark is doing the wrong thing.

Then for some reason I still can't explain I threw out a really horrible misogynist/racist epithet at my boss' wife, and she threw icewater in my face.
Then after a long silence Mark told me he didn't want my kind of help.

Et tu Mark?
2013-01-09 02:11:35 PM
2 votes:
www.nationalcathedral.org

"Luke. I am your husband."
2013-01-09 02:08:05 PM
2 votes:
Churches shouldn't be required to provide or deny services which are against their faith!

*Unaffiliated church starts providing gay marriages*

Why won't the government stop these churches from performing these services!
2013-01-09 03:46:14 PM
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: MorePeasPlease: Holy crap, they're looking at me with papers in their hands. This may be it.

If your story is accurate, you deserve it. What the hell were you thinking?


Even if this is BS, it's still been somewhat entertaining. Although why you'd fight homophobia with a racist and misogynistic outburst is anyone's guess. It's like trying to peel a lemon with a lime.
2013-01-09 03:22:07 PM
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: Well, apparently they've talked Mark into having second thoughts.
On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.

I called my wife and asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I told them "maybe", then laughed until he hung her up phone.


Now we just need to help you get your balls unstuck from your chair and you'll be golden.
2013-01-09 03:20:13 PM
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: Well, apparently they've talked Mark into having second thoughts.
On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.

I called my wife and asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I told them "maybe", then laughed until he hung her up phone.


...are you okay? Should I call someone?
2013-01-09 02:02:50 PM
1 votes:
grammyslove.files.wordpress.com

Thanks a lot, gaytards.
2013-01-09 02:00:59 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, Priests should be able to marry too.
2013-01-09 01:59:33 PM
1 votes:
Thus far I haven't received the fundraising e-mail expressing fake outrage over this from extremist right wing organizations yet.  They must be out for an early lunch.
 
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