keylock71: blindio: FTFA: "I read the Bible as seriously as fundamentalists do," Hall told the AP. "And my reading of the Bible leads me to want to do this because I think it's being faithful to the kind of community that Jesus would have us be."Wow. That's actually.. not a bad thing.It's rather refreshing to see a Christian, who actually understands the main points of the New Testament.
Dr.Mxyzptlk.: "For us to be able to say we embrace same-sex marriage as a tool for faithful people to live their lives as Christian people "Damn that alone will piss off a lot Farkers here.
OtherLittleGuy: [media.salon.com image 600x450]You're a son of a biatch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there, 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman - a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours but praise His glory and praise His Name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, Domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good?Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a Deo pio, a Deo iusto, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem./You get Hoynes.
thorthor: Yeah, Priests should be able to marry too, if it will help to keep them from farking little boys in the ass.
blindio: FTFA: "I read the Bible as seriously as fundamentalists do," Hall told the AP. "And my reading of the Bible leads me to want to do this because I think it's being faithful to the kind of community that Jesus would have us be."Wow. That's actually.. not a bad thing.
mercator_psi: Me, I couldn't give a flying buttress. What difference does it make whether they like to take it up the apse? Let them get married; anyone who pewkes all over their special day is worse than a nave.
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