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(Politico)   In a move that should anger no one, the National Cathedral announces plans to perform same-sex weddings   (politico.com) divider line 82
    More: Cool, National Cathedral, same-sex marriages, Episcopal Church, Anglican Church  
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2013-01-09 03:12:01 PM  
Well, apparently they've talked Mark into having second thoughts.
On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.

I called my wife and asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I told them "maybe", then laughed until he hung her up phone.
 
2013-01-09 03:17:41 PM  
Awesome!

I clicked on the link expecting to read that it was the National Cathedral in Iceland or Luxembourg, but it was the good ol'USA!

/U-S-A! U-S-A!
//We're #1!!We're #1!! We're #1!!
 
2013-01-09 03:18:02 PM  
Some select responses from the True PatriotsTM in freeperville:

We are watching our society crumble right in front of our eyes.

The National Cathedral might as well start up with the animal sacrifices and chants to Lucifer as well.

Will the event be open-carry?After all, the RIGHT to keep and bear arms is actually in the Consititution.

>As the nation's most prominent church
I find these wingnuts no more prominent than a turd clinging to a sewer pipe. They may hold sway with fecal stained peckerheads, but any normal human will not be moved by their idiocy.

It's all part of the Nazification of America.


That's half of the first 10 posts!
 
2013-01-09 03:20:13 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Well, apparently they've talked Mark into having second thoughts.
On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.

I called my wife and asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I told them "maybe", then laughed until he hung her up phone.


...are you okay? Should I call someone?
 
2013-01-09 03:22:07 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Well, apparently they've talked Mark into having second thoughts.
On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.

I called my wife and asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I told them "maybe", then laughed until he hung her up phone.


Now we just need to help you get your balls unstuck from your chair and you'll be golden.
 
2013-01-09 03:30:02 PM  

MorePeasPlease: On the bright side I was just asked if I'd like to lodge a complaint about physical assault I endured.


I'd get the advice of a labor lawyer. The truth is, if the boss' wife wants you gone, you are gone sooner or later. Get some advice, and negotiate a severance good enough to get you another job, then get out of there. They will just make you miserable until you quit, otherwise.
 
2013-01-09 03:33:12 PM  
oops-sorry!

I phoned my wife and she asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I (lied and) told them "maybe", then was laughing until he hung her up phone.
Mark apparently just quit, so I have no idea what's going on.

Probably stupid to be doing this on work computer, but no use steering now.
 
2013-01-09 03:35:23 PM  
Also sent an apology email to Janice about what I said.
HR lady just gave me a thumbs-up, have no idea what I should think about that.
 
2013-01-09 03:35:52 PM  

MorePeasPlease: oops-sorry!

I phoned my wife and she asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I (lied and) told them "maybe", then was laughing until he hung her up phone.
Mark apparently just quit, so I have no idea what's going on.

Probably stupid to be doing this on work computer, but no use steering now.


[wtfdidijustread.jpg]
 
2013-01-09 03:36:05 PM  

trippdogg: So either everyone is okay with this, or the religious-right now wants the government to police religion.


Some Religious Right politicians have tried to limit which religious congregations can be recognized as "churches". Not just the obvious targets like mosques, but also the Unitarians. "They're not really Christian, so they can't be a real church!"
 
2013-01-09 03:36:54 PM  

MorePeasPlease: oops-sorry!

I phoned my wife and she asked if I was posting a play-by-play to FARK, I (lied and) told them "maybe", then was laughing until he hung her up phone.
Mark apparently just quit, so I have no idea what's going on.

Probably stupid to be doing this on work computer, but no use steering now.


So you managed to get the get the gay guy run out of the company on the eve of his marriage?
 
2013-01-09 03:40:31 PM  
Holy crap, they're looking at me with papers in their hands. This may be it.
 
2013-01-09 03:40:45 PM  

MorePeasPlease: During our company meeting I stood up and said it was no business of anybody's what gender Mark's fiancee was and we should be happy for him embarking on a new life as a legally married husband.


Was it being discussed in the company meeting?  If not, it was pretty stupid to do something like that. It's hard to imagine how you thought that was doing any good and I imagine being a 'minority of one' had more to do with the forum than your views.
 
2013-01-09 03:42:24 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Holy crap, they're looking at me with papers in their hands. This may be it.


If your story is accurate, you deserve it. What the hell were you thinking?
 
2013-01-09 03:46:14 PM  

theknuckler_33: MorePeasPlease: Holy crap, they're looking at me with papers in their hands. This may be it.

If your story is accurate, you deserve it. What the hell were you thinking?


Even if this is BS, it's still been somewhat entertaining. Although why you'd fight homophobia with a racist and misogynistic outburst is anyone's guess. It's like trying to peel a lemon with a lime.
 
2013-01-09 03:47:38 PM  
Ok, that was close. They just wanted my phone.

Yeah, I learned a lot today.
I'm glad you were somewhat entertained.
 
2013-01-09 04:03:05 PM  
media.salon.com

You're a son of a biatch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there, 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman - a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours but praise His glory and praise His Name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, Domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good?


Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a Deo pio, a Deo iusto, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.


/You get Hoynes.
 
2013-01-09 04:38:48 PM  

DuncanMhor: Wrong church. These guys are Episcopalian, not Roman Catholic priests. In the west they're protestants, priests can marry, be women, be openly gay.


Not in England, though, where the evangelical loonies are fighting fiercely against gay marriage, women bishops and just about everything else which Jesus would have approved of but Leviticus doesn't. They're none too happy about women priests, either. The Church of Wales and the Episcopal Church in Scotland, on the other hand, are cool.
 
2013-01-09 04:46:31 PM  
Well color me shocked, it turns out it was just a dream!

/this all really wasn't supposed to go past one post.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:40 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Well color me shocked, it turns out it was just a dream!

/this all really wasn't supposed to go past one post.


I figured, but part of me was hoping against hope.

Thanks for livening up my dull afternoon.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:44 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Well color me shocked, it turns out it was just a dream!

/this all really wasn't supposed to go past one post.


s3.amazonaws.com

//It was amusing at least.
 
2013-01-09 05:05:40 PM  

mercator_psi: Even if this is BS, it's still been somewhat entertaining. Although why you'd fight homophobia with a racist and misogynistic outburst is anyone's guess. It's like trying to peel a lemon with a lime.


Did you miss this bit from the original post:

MorePeasPlease: I lost it and began screaming at them that just because his fiancee happens to be female doesn't mean Mark is doing the wrong thing.


I thought it was all some weird reverse-discrimination troll...
 
2013-01-09 05:44:21 PM  

RobSeace: mercator_psi: Even if this is BS, it's still been somewhat entertaining. Although why you'd fight homophobia with a racist and misogynistic outburst is anyone's guess. It's like trying to peel a lemon with a lime.

Did you miss this bit from the original post:

MorePeasPlease: I lost it and began screaming at them that just because his fiancee happens to be female doesn't mean Mark is doing the wrong thing.

I thought it was all some weird reverse-discrimination troll...


Oh, holy sh:t. I am really embarrassed. I totally missed that. I assumed the "fiancee" was a typo, where it should be "fiance" (or more properly "fiancé").

So yes, I can see the switcheroo. Why is society so cool if a clearly gay man marries a beard but so apoplectic when vice versa happens?

Well played, MorePeasPlease. Well played.
 
2013-01-09 05:46:09 PM  
The National Cathedral is an amazing place. Now it's even more awesome.
 
2013-01-09 06:24:28 PM  
I am absolutely pissed!

/that it took this long.
 
2013-01-09 06:28:11 PM  
typos and awkward sentences are hardly a "poker tell" on FARK.
 
2013-01-09 07:14:17 PM  
if you're going to threadjack with an idiotic made-up story in which you are the villain but still seek sympathy somehow, please try use grammar good prop er. it hard read sum thyme what her up you phone right.
 
2013-01-09 07:43:49 PM  

proteus_b: if you're going to threadjack with an idiotic made-up story in which you are the villain but still seek sympathy somehow, please try use grammar good prop er. it hard read sum thyme what her up you phone right.


That was intentional, sorry. At least a few folks got a mild chuckle.
 
2013-01-09 08:48:04 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [media.salon.com image 600x450]

You're a son of a biatch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What? Was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there, 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman - a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours but praise His glory and praise His Name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, Domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? 3.8 million new jobs, that wasn't good?


Bailed out Mexico. Increased foreign trade. Thirty million new acres of land for conservation. Put Mendoza on the bench. We're not fighting a war. I've raised three children. That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a Deo pio, a Deo iusto, a Deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Trus in terra servus, nuntius fui, officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.

/You get Hoynes.


Still probably the best single scene I've ever seen on TV. Brilliant, brilliant episode.
 
2013-01-10 04:22:47 AM  

trippdogg: Subby is 100% correct - this should anger no one.

The government isn't forcing anyone to do anything. The Episcopal church has decide to expand their marriage rite to include same-sex couples.

So either everyone is okay with this, or the religious-right now wants the government to police religion.


When the religion isn't theirs, you bet they do. Especially if it's one them brown people religions.
 
2013-01-10 11:35:08 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: [grammyslove.files.wordpress.com image 640x481]

Thanks a lot, gaytards.


Jesus has never looked so punchable. Thanks for that, asshole.

nekulor: keylock71: blindio: FTFA: "I read the Bible as seriously as fundamentalists do," Hall told the AP. "And my reading of the Bible leads me to want to do this because I think it's being faithful to the kind of community that Jesus would have us be."

Wow. That's actually.. not a bad thing.

It's rather refreshing to see a Christian, who actually understands the main points of the New Testament.

We exist. Usually, we're too farking embarrassed by 70% of the rest of Christianity.


At least you recognize that the asshat part of the community at the very least appears to be the majorty, if not actually IS the majority. There REALLY aren't enough of you.

/those that say "[the AFA, IFI, WBC, etc] don't represent the majority of christians, so stop picking on christians." are part of the problem.
 
2013-01-10 03:43:02 PM  

friday13: HotWingConspiracy: [grammyslove.files.wordpress.com image 640x481]

Thanks a lot, gaytards.

Jesus has never looked so punchable. Thanks for that, asshole.

nekulor: keylock71: blindio: FTFA: "I read the Bible as seriously as fundamentalists do," Hall told the AP. "And my reading of the Bible leads me to want to do this because I think it's being faithful to the kind of community that Jesus would have us be."

Wow. That's actually.. not a bad thing.

It's rather refreshing to see a Christian, who actually understands the main points of the New Testament.

We exist. Usually, we're too farking embarrassed by 70% of the rest of Christianity.

At least you recognize that the asshat part of the community at the very least appears to be the majorty, if not actually IS the majority. There REALLY aren't enough of you.

/those that say "[the AFA, IFI, WBC, etc] don't represent the majority of christians, so stop picking on christians." are part of the problem.


The problem is they have all the most vocal members. Even if those of us like me shouted great things from every mountaintop, radio station, church and internet forum every day for several years, there still aren't enough of us to reach the backwards, hateful ones. I go to a church that is primarily composed of good, "real" Christians, but there aren't many churches like the one I go to.
 
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