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2013-01-09 11:47:39 AM
Some wanna be Dr. is going to the PMITA Institute.

/He'll get another crack at it.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:59 PM
The end?
 
2013-01-09 12:39:33 PM
QUIET! I keep telling her it won't hurt.
 
2013-01-09 12:42:48 PM
AIDS?
 
2013-01-09 12:42:54 PM
Dammit, I thought by reading the headline that this had something to do with the death of Kim Kardashian.....
 
2013-01-09 12:43:36 PM
Right there in the but-tocks.
 
2013-01-09 12:43:59 PM
But according to authorities and testimony, the injection was given by a floral and interior designer with no training or license to perform the procedure.

She didn't say she was a posterior designer, she said she was an interior designer!
 
2013-01-09 12:44:23 PM
so, wrong time to go bullocks deep in the buttocks?

/ just wanted to say it, thought it might have been funnier, but now looking at it, not so much.
 
2013-01-09 12:45:39 PM
You mean someone going by the name "Pebblez Da Model" probably isn't a certified medical practitioner? Well, honk my hooter!
 
2013-01-09 12:47:23 PM
What kind of new details? The perfection of the curve? The light reflecting off the ever-so-slight misting of sweat that lie upon that beautiful mound? The cute dimple adorned by an exquisite pair of freckles? The passion dancing between the two like electricity as they grew ever closer?
 
2013-01-09 12:48:14 PM
...details are coming out...
 
2013-01-09 12:48:43 PM
s2.postimage.org
 
2013-01-09 12:48:50 PM
What is a depraved heart murder? Achievement unlock?
 
2013-01-09 12:49:24 PM
Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September and accused of giving the injection.

Huh. Must be some new kind of murder that I'm unfamiliar with.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:26 PM
"Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September"

Never heard of this before. I guess it's when someone's death results from criminal fraud or whatever without the actual intent to kill.
 
2013-01-09 12:50:39 PM
You mean the ass-assassinator.
 
2013-01-09 12:51:29 PM
Natasha Stewart, a model and adult entertainer known as Pebbelz Da Model, was arrested Jan. 3 in Memphis, Tenn.

www.11alive.com

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!
 
2013-01-09 12:52:45 PM
FTFA: Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September and accused of giving the injection.

Sounds like a goth metal band.
 
2013-01-09 12:55:23 PM
Wasn't that Liberace's cause of death?
 
2013-01-09 12:55:25 PM

offmymeds: Natasha Stewart, a model and adult entertainer known as Pebbelz Da Model, was arrested Jan. 3 in Memphis, Tenn.

[www.11alive.com image 640x360]

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!


It said "model". Not "face model".
 
2013-01-09 12:56:19 PM
ANOTHER JETS THREAD WTF DIAF MODS HURRRR...oh
 
2013-01-09 12:59:22 PM
Your ass will look like a lovely flower.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:49 PM

Rufus Lee King: An even better one:

[rollingout.com image 498x500]


So, er, let me see... Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake ass. I assume the tits are real.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:52 PM

Arachnophobe: FTFA: Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September and accused of giving the injection.

Sounds like a goth metal band.


They open for "Fatal Buttocks Injection"
 
2013-01-09 01:00:42 PM
I just wanted to thank subby for the use of the "asinine" tag.

Bravo Sir.
 
2013-01-09 01:00:56 PM

LrdPhoenix: "Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September"

Never heard of this before. I guess it's when someone's death results from criminal fraud or whatever without the actual intent to kill.


If it was negligence then manslaughter?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 01:05:15 PM

Rufus Lee King: Dick Gozinya: You mean someone going by the name "Pebblez Da Model" probably isn't a certified medical practitioner? Well, honk my hooter!

Pebblez Da Model:


rollingout.com

It must take her like a 1/2 hour to take a poo, and the first 25 minutes are spent just lining up the holes.
 
2013-01-09 01:06:41 PM
Isn't this the one where the injection was made of caulking compound?
 
2013-01-09 01:07:16 PM

StoPPeRmobile: LrdPhoenix: "Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September"

Never heard of this before. I guess it's when someone's death results from criminal fraud or whatever without the actual intent to kill.

If it was negligence then manslaughter?


i think other states call this depraved indifference to human life. it's worse than negligence which is just unreasonable behavior.
 
2013-01-09 01:09:20 PM
I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?
 
2013-01-09 01:09:32 PM

Gabrielmot: I just wanted to thank subby for the use of the "asinine" tag.

Bravo Sir.


Yes.
 
2013-01-09 01:09:44 PM
At first I read the headline as "fatal buttocks ejection."
 
2013-01-09 01:10:26 PM

LrdPhoenix: Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September


Depraved-heart murder, also known as depraved-indifference murder, is an American legal term for an action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life" and results in death. In most states, depraved heart killings constitute second-degree murder
 
2013-01-09 01:11:18 PM

gja: It must take her like a 1/2 hour to take a poo, and the first 25 minutes are spent just lining up the holes.


www.troll.me
 
2013-01-09 01:12:08 PM

99.998er: I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?


I think even Sir Mix-A-Lot would pass that up.

/ I cannot lie
 
2013-01-09 01:14:11 PM
Booty Booty Booty Rocking Everywhere, especially my inbox please...
EIP
 
2013-01-09 01:14:35 PM
Appropriate use of the tag, at least.
 
2013-01-09 01:15:00 PM
Was it hot beef?
 
2013-01-09 01:15:46 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-09 01:16:08 PM
First thing I thought when I read that headline was, "What has RugbyJock done?"
 
2013-01-09 01:16:10 PM
Sounds like an F.B.I. case.
 
2013-01-09 01:18:13 PM

99.998er: I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?


Personally, no. But a lot of guys these days seems to want a gigantic ass. Personally I like me a slim athletic figure. Fat ass is not cool.
 
2013-01-09 01:20:17 PM
UFIA?
 
2013-01-09 01:20:36 PM
Do I really want to click the link?
 
2013-01-09 01:21:12 PM
I am confused by the story. Was it a fatal buttocks injection or a depraved heart murder?
 
2013-01-09 01:22:29 PM
Pebbelz Da Model is now Pebbelz Da Murderer
 
2013-01-09 01:23:15 PM

99.998er: I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?


I sure as hell am not. I like my asses like I like my boobs - nice and compact.
 
2013-01-09 01:23:56 PM
Er, Mr. Frampton.
www.cardinalfang.net
/oh, me bum
 
2013-01-09 01:24:34 PM
It is amazing the crap people will do for a little bit of vanity. I watched a Vice video called,"The Jersey Shore of England" (Liverpool). People are now injecting themselves with supplementary melatonin. It has some horrible side effects. Needle exchanges in Liverpool are now doling out syringes to people that use this junk.

The video...

The junk...
 
2013-01-09 01:25:00 PM

Rufus Lee King: Dick Gozinya: You mean someone going by the name "Pebblez Da Model" probably isn't a certified medical practitioner? Well, honk my hooter!

Pebblez Da Model:

[rollingout.com image 631x407]


Anyone who's desired out come is this picture should be killed anyway.
 
2013-01-09 01:26:15 PM
We better have tort reform to protect against such a frivolous lawsuit.
 
2013-01-09 01:29:11 PM
I like big butts.....
talkingwithtami.com
 
2013-01-09 01:30:13 PM
Amazing we've gone this far in the thread without a pun on "briefs".
 
2013-01-09 01:33:18 PM

AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]


I am pretty sure this defies physics. I will be back after I stab my eyes out with an ice pick.
 
2013-01-09 01:33:31 PM
FTA: Garner was charged with depraved heart murder...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-09 01:33:53 PM

cgraves67: What is a depraved heart murder? Achievement unlock?


Came here to ask this - I've never heard the term before, either.
 
2013-01-09 01:34:49 PM

marsgwar: LrdPhoenix: Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September

Depraved-heart murder, also known as depraved-indifference murder, is an American legal term for an action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life" and results in death. In most states, depraved heart killings constitute second-degree murder


Ah. Thanks! Creepy, but thanks!
 
2013-01-09 01:35:18 PM

LrdPhoenix: "Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September"

Never heard of this before. I guess it's when someone's death results from criminal fraud or whatever without the actual intent to kill.


I should be able to charge my ex with that.
 
2013-01-09 01:36:13 PM
Anyone who thought it was a good idea to have surgery performed anywhere besides a hospital probably wasn't going to live very long anyway.
 
2013-01-09 01:36:49 PM

marsgwar: Depraved-heart murder, also known as depraved-indifference murder, is an American legal term for an action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life"


You mean, like "murder", but with two redundant adjectives added to it?

Thanks all the same. And I guess this is why I'll never be a lawyer.
 
2013-01-09 01:38:10 PM

99.998er: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

I am pretty sure this defies physics. I will be back after I stab my eyes out with an ice pick.


You wouldn't jump on that ass?
 
2013-01-09 01:40:39 PM

AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]


Go on...
 
2013-01-09 01:42:25 PM

Nurglitch: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Go on...


He cannot lie.
 
2013-01-09 01:43:47 PM

AbiNormal: 99.998er: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

I am pretty sure this defies physics. I will be back after I stab my eyes out with an ice pick.

You wouldn't jump on that ass?


First thing I thought of (SFW)
 
2013-01-09 01:43:54 PM

Cybernetic: Nurglitch: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Go on...

He cannot lie.


What is the opinion of our other brothers?
 
2013-01-09 01:45:35 PM

SkunkWerks: depraved heart murder..


i2.listal.com
Is that a kind of murderdeathkill?
 
2013-01-09 01:45:44 PM
Garner was charged with depraved heart murder in September and accused of giving the injection.
huh?
 
2013-01-09 01:48:16 PM
In what universe is this considered not only "not a freakshow attraction", but also "desirable"?

rollingout.com

I'm a fan of a curvaceous posterior, but if you can't fit it into an airplane seat, no thanks

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i216.photobucket.com
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 01:48:20 PM

Kellner21: 99.998er: I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?

I sure as hell am not. I like my asses like I like my boobs - nice and compact.


Can i see them, your boobs? BIE
 
2013-01-09 01:49:20 PM

Nurglitch: Cybernetic: Nurglitch: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Go on...

He cannot lie.

What is the opinion of our other brothers?


They are unable to deny it.
 
2013-01-09 01:52:27 PM

cgraves67: What is a depraved heart murder?


That Floyd album between Ummagumma and Meddle.
0.tqn.com
 
2013-01-09 01:53:58 PM

SkunkWerks: You mean, like "murder", but with two redundant adjectives added to it?


Well, no? I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but we already accept there are different TYPES of murder.

I get the impression depraved heart murder is basically "You didn't INTEND or WANT to kill anyone, but you also didn't really give a fark if anyone died, and you knew someone COULD die from what you were doing."

(Which is different from manslaughter, I think, since I think that's more "You were a farking dumbass and someone got killed")
 
2013-01-09 01:55:26 PM

Arachnophobe: Nurglitch: Cybernetic: Nurglitch: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Go on...

He cannot lie.

What is the opinion of our other brothers?

They are unable to deny it.


And they have a tendency to become sprung.
 
2013-01-09 02:04:58 PM
I would sure like to find out if my dick is long enough to butt fark her
 
2013-01-09 02:06:21 PM

sewnandsilent: Kellner21: 99.998er: I guess I skipped that day in class, but are men really attracted to an ass that resembles a 60 lb. bag of potatoes?

I sure as hell am not. I like my asses like I like my boobs - nice and compact.

Can i see them, your boobs? BIE


Ha ha. Kellner21 is the FATHER of an adorable son -- if you read his post, you can tell he's talking about what he PREFERS, not what he has (except probably on his wife).
 
2013-01-09 02:08:35 PM

Banned on the Run: Arachnophobe: Nurglitch: Cybernetic: Nurglitch: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Go on...

He cannot lie.

What is the opinion of our other brothers?

They are unable to deny it.

And they have a tendency to become sprung.


You noticed that butt was stuffed.
 
2013-01-09 02:14:28 PM
Glen Quagmire. Says here he died of a heart attack. Huh, I always thought it'd be rectal trauma.
 
2013-01-09 02:15:56 PM

DirkTheDaring: Anyone who thought it was a good idea to have surgery performed anywhere besides a hospital


Doctors perform outpatient surgery in their offices all the time.

I'm scheduled for a smartassectomy.
 
2013-01-09 02:18:10 PM
I see this giant butt thing as a variation on the giant breasts thing. Some guys like large breasts, fake or real the bigger the better. Is it so shocking to think there is an equivalent audience for other parts of female anatomy?

Somewhere out there I guarantee you there is a group of guys who will pay to see a stripper with giant feet, it's just that medical science(or Home Depot customers) haven't figured out how to create those feet with implants yet.
 
2013-01-09 02:24:33 PM

Felgraf: we already accept there are different TYPES of murder.


There are limits to how much I'm willing to split hairs on certain matters. For instance...

Felgraf: "You didn't INTEND or WANT to kill anyone, but you also didn't really give a fark if anyone died, and you knew someone COULD die from what you were doing."


Same thing, IMO. If you've got an opportunity to not care whether a person dies because of something you did or failed to do, then you have an awareness that something you had a willful hand in stands a good chance of killing someone.

That's intent in my eyes. Again, this is why I wouldn't be a good lawyer. I can bullshiat with the best of them about some things. Not this.


Apart from that, it is a really bizarre term for... whatever it's a term for.
 
2013-01-09 02:27:04 PM
yeah but its not like it was murder-murder or anything
 
2013-01-09 02:51:37 PM

AbiNormal: 99.998er: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

I am pretty sure this defies physics. I will be back after I stab my eyes out with an ice pick.

You wouldn't jump on that ass?


What, like a trampoline?

\heh, tramp.
 
2013-01-09 02:59:03 PM

Rufus Lee King: An even better one:

[rollingout.com image 498x500]


She reminds me of Ronald McDonald.
 
2013-01-09 05:15:20 PM

Felgraf: SkunkWerks: You mean, like "murder", but with two redundant adjectives added to it?

Well, no? I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but we already accept there are different TYPES of murder.

I get the impression depraved heart murder is basically "You didn't INTEND or WANT to kill anyone, but you also didn't really give a fark if anyone died, and you knew someone COULD die from what you were doing."

(Which is different from manslaughter, I think, since I think that's more "You were a farking dumbass and someone got killed")


Wikipedia agrees: "Depraved-heart murder, also known as depraved-indifference murder, is an American legal term for an action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life" and results in death. In most states, depraved heart killings constitute second-degree murder."
 
2013-01-09 05:18:16 PM

MBooda: cgraves67: What is a depraved heart murder?

That Floyd album between Ummagumma and Meddle.
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2013-01-09 05:21:20 PM

MBooda: cgraves67: What is a depraved heart murder?

That Floyd album between Ummagumma and Meddle.

0.tqn.com

Mein rechts gefalt mir.
 
2013-01-09 06:03:36 PM

Aidan: Rufus Lee King: An even better one:

[rollingout.com image 498x500]

So, er, let me see... Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake ass. I assume the tits are real.


I'm sure her penis is real, too.
 
2013-01-09 06:20:23 PM
This thread is really great. It just goes in all directions and I love it
 
2013-01-09 06:58:48 PM
images.pictureshunt.com

BARNEY!
 
2013-01-10 12:15:32 AM

AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]


Would be hotter with a sack of flour.
 
2013-01-10 10:13:10 AM
So where was Bam Bam while all this was going on?
 
2013-01-10 11:57:07 PM

puppetmaster745: AbiNormal: I like big butts.....
[talkingwithtami.com image 529x366]

Would be hotter with a sack of flour.


Why the hell would you take a sack of flour spelunking?
 
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