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2013-01-09 11:51:11 AM  
3 votes:
You're only saying that cause you're a (*insert astral sign here).
2013-01-09 11:47:29 AM  
2 votes:

Buttknuckle: Yeah, but at least fortune cookies still work. bed.
2013-01-09 11:41:25 AM  
2 votes:
Even so, I'd think the randomness of horoscopes would be an improvement on the decision-making skills of people dumb enough to believe in them.
2013-01-09 01:41:35 PM  
1 vote:

My dad, a professor, in his classes would print out personality types based the astrological signs. Each student got their respected signs. He would then ask how many it fit their personality. Most would raise their hands and agree theirs fit. He would then tell them to switch papers with a neighbor and all the papers had the exact same thing written on them.
2013-01-09 12:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
"This week you will come to realize something you forgot about, and it will look twice at the elderly and infirmed. If this doesn't make sense, it will as your day goes on."

I can't help but feel this is some poorly formed riddle. Is it the cat? Did I forget to feed the cat and now it's eyeing up grandpa?
2013-01-09 12:12:35 PM  
1 vote:
Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future. Full Size
2013-01-09 12:06:14 PM  
1 vote:
I like this one for Libra

The stars say that your Uranus is increasing, which means that you should keep close individuals of the sign Scorpio who may watch your back, if you've watched theirs. You know what your heart says. Trust that instinct. Seek out something beautiful and keep it for yourself.
2013-01-09 12:02:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Mrs. O: You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles."

/derry and toms
2013-01-09 11:50:26 AM  
1 vote:

My sister had a pretty hot friend in college who became very unattractive after we found out she took astrology very literally. For example if her horoscope said something bad would happen to her that day, she wouldn't leave the house even if she had something fun planned. Yeah, something bad did happen, you canceled your fun plans because you're an idiot.

//Don't stick it in crazy
2013-01-09 11:48:41 AM  
1 vote:
My favorites were the ones that told you to "Avoid important purchasing decision before 4:00am" AKA - try not to buy shiat online when you're up late drinking
2013-01-09 11:47:43 AM  
1 vote:
Horoscopes and Myers-Briggs tests too. My old company loved them, and I worked there for years so I ended up taking the Myers-Briggs test at least 4 times.... and got 4 different answers. So I pretty much put the Myers-Briggs test in the same category as horoscopes - answers given to you which are written vaguely enough to apply to most people.
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