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2013-01-09 08:20:10 AM
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 09:26:38 AM
captionsearch.com
/also what shiatty thing to do to a dog
 
2013-01-09 09:29:35 AM
We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk
Nor-folk
 
2013-01-09 10:11:30 AM
There is something sketchy about labradoodles.
 
2013-01-09 11:17:56 AM
People also think my malamutes are wolves and have the called the police to report the fact I own wolves.
 
2013-01-09 11:18:58 AM
Through I must admit the resemblance is uncanny, there's a big size difference between the two species

/would have paid to see the freak outs
 
2013-01-09 11:20:40 AM

brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.


I'm not sure what was seen as wrong with the standard poodle. As long as you get a sheep style haircut it looks fine and they have a great personality (and are rather intelligent). The standard poodle was selected to hunt bears in Germany and doesn't have any of the annoying personality traits of the smaller poodle options.
 
2013-01-09 11:24:02 AM
That dog is 50 pounds top. Adult male lions(the maned ones) are at least 600 pounds.
 
2013-01-09 11:26:07 AM
Just saw this on Vodkas post in another thread...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 11:26:29 AM
I was asked if my Chow Chow was a lion a couple of times. Of course the ones asking were about 4 years old....
 
2013-01-09 11:28:30 AM
There is no way the size can be mistaken...
If anyone did "think" it was a lion...they, themselves, must be midgets.
Really small midgets.
 
2013-01-09 11:30:49 AM
That is one ugly farking dog.
 
2013-01-09 11:31:51 AM

Stig2112: I was asked if my Chow Chow was a lion a couple of times. Of course the ones asking were about 4 years old....


Well, they look more lion-like than Labradoodles, at least.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-09 11:34:25 AM
Why not a poodador?
 
2013-01-09 11:38:37 AM
Maine Coons kind of look like lions.

files.dogster.com

If you had a 25 pound cat on a leash, I bet a few kids would believe you.

GIS for "Maine Coon Lion":
www.lutzshack.com
 
2013-01-09 11:40:24 AM

ha-ha-guy: People also think my malamutes are wolves and have the called the police to report the fact I own wolves.


People have thought my Boston Terrier is a pitbull. Adults are usually the ones that ask as they shield their children/dogs against his vicious attempts to fall at their feet for belly rubs.
 
2013-01-09 11:40:44 AM

OregonVet: [captionsearch.com image 400x406]


i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 11:47:46 AM

Rawhead Rex: There is no way the size can be mistaken...
If anyone did "think" it was a lion...they, themselves, must be midgets.
Really small midgets.


Or they just thought it was far away.
 
2013-01-09 11:48:00 AM

brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.


The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."
 
2013-01-09 11:48:05 AM

brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.


It's the kind of person to whom a Labradoodle would appeal to.
 
2013-01-09 11:48:54 AM
Marcel Ledbetter and The Lord agree.
 
2013-01-09 11:54:42 AM
Went to google up an image for this thread and saw this. I don't know WTH it is but I think I see part of its scrotum hanging out the side of those shorts.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-09 11:55:39 AM
Some people are insecure.

Friendly looking dog.
 
2013-01-09 11:56:48 AM
was it coming right at them???
 
2013-01-09 12:01:11 PM

kronicfeld: We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk
Nor-folk


Richmonder?
 
2013-01-09 12:01:28 PM

kronicfeld: We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk GNAW-frkk
Nor-folk

GNAW-frkk

/closer to how it's actually pronounced

//for those who do not know, it's the legendary Norfolk Cheer
 
2013-01-09 12:02:41 PM
The norfolk zoo is oddly laid out. There are a few animal exibits and a lizard house near the entrance. Then a vast open area with no exhibits whatsoever. then at the far back of the property, these nice large modern exhibits
 
2013-01-09 12:02:55 PM

kronicfeld: We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk GNAW-frkk
Nor-folk

GNAW -frkk

/closer to how it's actually pronounced

//for those who do not know, it's the legendary "Norfolk Cheer"
 
2013-01-09 12:03:22 PM
The ones reported as bears are a mix of chows and Newfoundlands.
 
2013-01-09 12:06:10 PM
I had my chow get the lion cut once. It was so cool. Miss you Cody!
 
2013-01-09 12:12:00 PM

schubie: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."


CSB time:

The couple we got our dog from wanted to breed their pure Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and sell the Cockapoo puppies. However, a pure-bred Jack Russell snuck into their yard and did his business before they had a chance. So, come the day their dog had puppies, they were shocked to see a whole litter of... Jack Spaniels I guess. And that's how I ended up with a free dog.

i212.photobucket.com

/He's really actually quite smart.
//They weren't a puppy mill. The wife works for my wife. Their cocker is now fixed.
 
2013-01-09 12:18:18 PM

schubie: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."


CSB:

A couple, of whom the wife worked for my wife, wanted to breed some designer Cockapoos from their pure bred Cocker Spaniel. However, one night a Jack Russell snuck into the yard and had his way with their dog. A few weeks later they were anticipating their windfall from a litter of Cockapoos when their dog had a litter of Jack Spaniels(?). A few weeks later, I had a free dog and their Cocker Spaniel was fixed.

i212.photobucket.com

/He's pretty smart. Glad I got him.
 
2013-01-09 12:19:10 PM
Aw crap. Sorry for the double post. Browser locked up. Mods, delete one of them if you please.
 
2013-01-09 12:22:40 PM
I was once told, "If you can pronounce Norfolk without blushing, you're saying it wrong."

And yes, "We don't drink. We don't smoke. Nor f*ck, Nor f*ck" is the unofficial cheer of Norfolk Academy.

/1984 Cox High graduate from VaBeach.
 
2013-01-09 12:23:56 PM

ha-ha-guy: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

I'm not sure what was seen as wrong with the standard poodle. As long as you get a sheep style haircut it looks fine and they have a great personality (and are rather intelligent). The standard poodle was selected to hunt bears in Germany and doesn't have any of the annoying personality traits of the smaller poodle options.


You are exactly right. Also Poodles do not shead either which is a selling point for Labradoodle "breeders"
 
2013-01-09 12:24:15 PM

SnarfVader: schubie: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."

CSB time:

The couple we got our dog from wanted to breed their pure Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and sell the Cockapoo puppies. However, a pure-bred Jack Russell snuck into their yard and did his business before they had a chance. So, come the day their dog had puppies, they were shocked to see a whole litter of... Jack Spaniels I guess. And that's how I ended up with a free dog.

[i212.photobucket.com image 640x480]

/He's really actually quite smart.

//They weren't a puppy mill. The wife works for my wife. Their cocker is now fixed.




That's Joe Cocker's dog, Jack.
 
2013-01-09 12:24:45 PM

brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.


Am I the only one who saw what you did there?
 
2013-01-09 12:25:01 PM

SnarfVader: schubie: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."

CSB time:

The couple we got our dog from wanted to breed their pure Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and sell the Cockapoo puppies. However, a pure-bred Jack Russell snuck into their yard and did his business before they had a chance. So, come the day their dog had puppies, they were shocked to see a whole litter of... Jack Spaniels I guess. And that's how I ended up with a free dog.

[i212.photobucket.com image 640x480]

/He's really actually quite smart.
//They weren't a puppy mill. The wife works for my wife. Their cocker is now fixed.


you have alot of Xbox games
 
2013-01-09 12:26:31 PM
kronicfeld: We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk
Nor-folk


We neither drink, nor smoke, Norfolk

/How does it make any sense without the first 'nor' in there?
//We ah heyah from Nawfick Mass, we ah heyah to kick yoah ass!
 
2013-01-09 12:26:34 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 760x523]


HA! That is at University Pizza on Colley. Been there quite a few times. Good place to relax with friends.
 
2013-01-09 12:26:43 PM

gravebayne2: SnarfVader: schubie: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

The problem with "Designer Dogs" your Cavashons, Schnoodles, Doodles, YorkiePoos, etc. is that no reputable breeder would ever just say, "Hey, I know, let's let these two breeds fark and see what happens." Too many uncontrollable variables. So these mutts are usually from dire situations such as puppy mills. Google around for some pictures of puppy mills if you're feeling too cheery and hungry. If you have a heart, you'll get the wind knocked out of you.

The other problem is that they're billed as hypoallergenic so lots of people take that to mean "I don't even have to brush or bathe this thing."

CSB time:

The couple we got our dog from wanted to breed their pure Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and sell the Cockapoo puppies. However, a pure-bred Jack Russell snuck into their yard and did his business before they had a chance. So, come the day their dog had puppies, they were shocked to see a whole litter of... Jack Spaniels I guess. And that's how I ended up with a free dog.

[i212.photobucket.com image 640x480]

/He's really actually quite smart.
//They weren't a puppy mill. The wife works for my wife. Their cocker is now fixed.

you have alot of Xbox games


LoL. That's what my wife tells me. They're all on Married Savings Time, though (bought about a year or more after they were released).
 
2013-01-09 12:30:20 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Maine Coons kind of look like lions.

[files.dogster.com image 276x300]

If you had a 25 pound cat on a leash, I bet a few kids would believe you.

GIS for "Maine Coon Lion":
[www.lutzshack.com image 640x480]


DANG! When was the last time somebody cleaned out that water bowl? That's awful. Poor kitty.

/Also, shed
 
2013-01-09 12:36:29 PM
Don't cross the memes!
 
2013-01-09 12:38:35 PM

Thunderboy: brap: There is something sketchy about labradoodles.

Am I the only one who saw what you did there?



Evidently.


i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 12:48:28 PM
Decent-been wracking my brain for two days trying come up with one!
/Dog should be on a leash IAW standard leash law. If I don't know your dog and it runs up to me and my family, how am I to know it's friendly or not? And why is it "my problem" or I'm insecure if I don't like strange dogs. Considering the demographics of Norfolk, a loose dog could be a bad day for somebody.
//Yes, I have a dog, he is leashed unless inside fenced area. It's called being respectful of others.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:07 PM
My neighbor has a labradoodle.

Oh no wait...it's a lion. shiat. Kids, you're playing indoors from now on.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:06 PM
My grandparents have stone lions on their front steps of their house in Norfolk, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-01-09 01:08:20 PM

kronicfeld: We don't drink
And we don't smoke
Nor-folk
Nor-folk


Norfolk named 2nd drunkest city in US

I'm doing my part (and the parts of at least seven other people).
 
2013-01-09 01:11:50 PM
The Virginia Zoo checked and all of their lions were secure.

what really happened...

"Hey Lou, how may Lions are we supposed to have?"
 
2013-01-09 01:13:39 PM
Whats with all the exclaiming in TFA!
What has journalism come to!

/!
 
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