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(Today)   Taco Bell gives loyal high school swimmer a custom made Speedo as company finally decides to think inside the buns   (lifeinc.today.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-09 07:52:02 AM
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This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going to wrap it around his neck and drag him out of the pool. I know this one chick will be there - she works at Hooters (all I'm sayin) - and she is going to die laughing at this douche. If he starts bending in half and shiat, I'm going to sit on his stomach and pull his legs apart at the ankles. Then one of my friends can pull on his dick until it gets hard. I want everyone to see how small it is hard too because sometimes guys try to say that they grow, not show. Bullshiat. I seriously cannot wait to destroy this guy's world.

I'll put up the YouTube link if my brosephtogrophers get it on cam.
2013-01-09 08:22:34 AM
2 votes:

Bungles: Was expecting 15 year old in Speedo.

/not sure if disappointed.


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2013-01-09 08:05:29 AM
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spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's ...



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2013-01-09 09:37:06 AM
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spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going ...


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2013-01-09 09:05:43 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going to wrap it around his neck and drag him out of the pool. I know this one chick will be there - she works at Hooters (all I'm sayin) - and she is going to die laughing at this douche. If he starts bending in half and shiat, I'm going to sit on his stomach and pull his legs apart at the ankles. Then one of my friends can pull on his dick until it gets hard. I want everyone to see how small it is hard too because sometimes guys try to say that they grow, not show. Bullshiat. I seriously cannot wait to destroy this guy's world.

I'll put up the YouTube link if my brosephtogrophers get it on cam.


That's a really long and detailed story about another guy's penis.
2013-01-09 08:12:31 AM
1 votes:
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The bun is in your mind.
2013-01-09 08:04:24 AM
1 votes:
Taco..... Burrito..... What's that comin' outta your speedo?
2013-01-09 07:48:25 AM
1 votes:
McDonalds has followed up to capitalize on the smash cultural hit "Brokeback Mountain" with the Brokeback burger. It's a thick slab of meat between two yeasty buns, slathered in mayonaise.
 
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