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(Today)   Taco Bell gives loyal high school swimmer a custom made Speedo as company finally decides to think inside the buns   (lifeinc.today.com) divider line 64
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2013-01-09 12:19:40 PM

TNel: Tsu-na-mi:

Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...

If that pink speedo is for a dude....


It is. Why does that bother you?

Besides if it was for a girl the decal would have to read Taco Belle. That would be a dirty joke.

Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.
 
2013-01-09 12:26:32 PM
Taco and speedo in same sentence?

oh my
 
2013-01-09 12:29:33 PM

Lost Thought 00: Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.


highendmighty: Lost Thought 00: Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.

My first thought, too. IF it were an unsolicited gift and the person gave it back, though, it might be forgiven by the NCAAzis.


No clue on the rules, nor did I RTFA, but from the link that implies the suit was requested on Fb, it wouldn't be unsolicited.
 
2013-01-09 12:29:40 PM

The One True TheDavid: Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.


How did you come to this idea? Why do you think such a law should exist?
 
2013-01-09 12:35:47 PM
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Taco! Burrito! What's coming out of your Speedo?
 
2013-01-09 12:43:58 PM

zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.

How did you come to this idea? Why do you think such a law should exist?


Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:54 PM

The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.


You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.
 
2013-01-09 01:10:30 PM
There is an unusual amount of derp in this thread, even for Fark.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:49 PM

zarberg: The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.


Because all nudity is teh evil and you're gonna burn in hell!
 
2013-01-09 05:08:07 PM

SpaceBison: zarberg: The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.

Because all nudity is teh evil and you're gonna burn in hell!


If that's what's punched my ticket to the underworld, save me a window seat, because I wanna watch.
 
2013-01-09 06:18:40 PM

spentmiles: I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard


So 4.5 to 5 inches, plus a constant.

/csb
 
2013-01-09 07:27:55 PM

zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.


Haven't you ever noticed a lovely body in a tiny bikini at the beach, then when she turns her face your way you see she's only about 13?!? Granted "pedophilia" refers to PREpubescent children and nobody with knockers that big could qualify, but 5 years under the legal age could still mean trouble -- especially when one can't help drooling anyway. Hence the quotes around "pedophiles": "But she's 38DD, 26, 34!" apparently is not a good excuse when she's way too young to vote.

Note that it's not enough to not do anything: if her father & brothers catch you looking they can put you in Intensive Care with impunity. That you were 30 feet away and never even said boo to her doesn't count, given public hysteria against OMG! PEDOPHILES!: they'd put you in the hospital and you'd be the one facing whatever criminal charges might stick. (This might explain why so many guys wear huge sunglasses.)

I've known guys who wouldn't have considered looking at a 13 year old with lust in their hearts until something like that happened: hence 'recruiting "pedophiles."' If I'd have said that it should be plain that some "prematurely developed" young people enjoy prickteasing older guys a lot of y'all Farkers would have jumped all over me for "blaming the victim" and "apologizing for child molestation." Because of course nobody under the age of consent would ever have any intention of doing any such thing: the very fact that they're too young to legally consent means they have no idea of the effect their near-nudity might have on anybody too old to touch them legally -- oh no they're so young they have to be pure!

Therefore either blind everybody over 18 or make everybody under 18 cover up. The alternative would involve your average American taking a rational and sensible view of the subject, which is clearly too much to hope for.
 
2013-01-10 03:52:05 AM
Laughing at everyone in here who is terrified at the idea of a man wearing something smaller and more snug than M. C. Hammer pants.
 
2013-01-10 03:53:49 AM

The One True TheDavid: zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.

Haven't you ever noticed a lovely body in a tiny bikini at the beach, then when she turns her face your way you see she's only about 13?!? Granted "pedophilia" refers to PREpubescent children and nobody with knockers that big could qualify, but 5 years under the legal age could still mean trouble -- especially when one can't help drooling anyway. Hence the quotes around "pedophiles": "But she's 38DD, 26, 34!" apparently is not a good excuse when she's way too young to vote.

Note that it's not enough to not do anything: if her father & brothers catch you looking they can put you in Intensive Care with impunity. That you were 30 feet away and never even said boo to her doesn't count, given public hysteria against OMG! PEDOPHILES!: they'd put you in the hospital and you'd be the one facing whatever criminal charges might stick. (This might explain why so many guys wear huge sunglasses.)

I've known guys who wouldn't have considered looking at a 13 year old with lust in their hearts until something like that happened: hence 'recruiting "pedophiles."' If I'd have said that it should be plain that some "prematurely developed" young people enjoy prickteasing older guys a lot of y'all Farkers would have jumped all over me for "blaming the victim" and "apologizing for child molestation." Because of course nobody under the age of consent would ever have any intention of doing any such thing: the very fact that they're too young to legally consent means they have no idea of the effect their near-nudity might have on anybody too old to touch them legally -- oh no they're so young they have to be pure!

Therefore either blind everybody over 18 or make everybody under 18 cover up. The alternative would involve your average American taking a rational and sensible view of the su ...


That's one of the biggest loads of stupidity I've read on FARK today.
 
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