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2013-01-09 05:32:53 AM  
This article is useless without pics. :(
 
2013-01-09 05:39:23 AM  
 
2013-01-09 05:57:03 AM  

Principal Clarinet: cowgirl toffee: This article is useless without pics. :(

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/would-you-like-a-taco-bell- sp eedo-all-you-have-to-do-is-ask-for-one-on-facebook/


That looks like a pair of little girl panties with a cheap iron-on decal on the front. O_o
 
2013-01-09 07:34:49 AM  
img805.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 07:38:52 AM  
I want to make a taco-wrapping joke, but most females don't wear just a bottom for swimming, and I've got nothing for weeners.

So I'm just going to sit over here and be sad.
 
2013-01-09 07:39:54 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Principal Clarinet: cowgirl toffee: This article is useless without pics. :(

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/would-you-like-a-taco-bell- sp eedo-all-you-have-to-do-is-ask-for-one-on-facebook/

That looks like a pair of little girl panties with a cheap iron-on decal on the front. O_o


/fap
 
2013-01-09 07:40:28 AM  
Thank god I didn't click on that article and accidentally see a 15 yr old male swimmer in a speedo.
 
2013-01-09 07:48:25 AM  
McDonalds has followed up to capitalize on the smash cultural hit "Brokeback Mountain" with the Brokeback burger. It's a thick slab of meat between two yeasty buns, slathered in mayonaise.
 
2013-01-09 07:49:19 AM  

Kuroshin: I want to make a taco-wrapping joke, but most females don't wear just a bottom for swimming, and I've got nothing for weeners.

So I'm just going to sit over here and be sad.


I've asked McDonald's to make me some condoms with "I'M LOVIN' IT!"

//not really
 
2013-01-09 07:52:02 AM  
This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going to wrap it around his neck and drag him out of the pool. I know this one chick will be there - she works at Hooters (all I'm sayin) - and she is going to die laughing at this douche. If he starts bending in half and shiat, I'm going to sit on his stomach and pull his legs apart at the ankles. Then one of my friends can pull on his dick until it gets hard. I want everyone to see how small it is hard too because sometimes guys try to say that they grow, not show. Bullshiat. I seriously cannot wait to destroy this guy's world.

I'll put up the YouTube link if my brosephtogrophers get it on cam.
 
2013-01-09 08:04:24 AM  
Taco..... Burrito..... What's that comin' outta your speedo?
 
2013-01-09 08:05:29 AM  

spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's ...



img825.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 08:06:42 AM  

spentmiles: This guy


Grower vs Shower is what I'm assuming you are talking about.
 
2013-01-09 08:08:50 AM  
I have a huge thing for women in one-piece/competition swimware.
 
2013-01-09 08:11:14 AM  
Was expecting 15 year old in Speedo.

/not sure if disappointed.
 
2013-01-09 08:12:31 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

The bun is in your mind.
 
2013-01-09 08:16:51 AM  
Taco Bell, a division of Yum! Brands, Inc., is quick to respond to gripes as well as kudos on its Facebook page. It also isn't afraid to dive into the silly or the weird in the running conversation it has with its 9.5 million fans

I wish more companies on facebook were like this. I'm a fan of a lot of different companies on FB and most just post press release type news or various self promotion stuff. They don't respond to questions or allow their fans to post anything on their page. If you're not gonna interact with people on FB, what's the point?
 
2013-01-09 08:22:34 AM  

Bungles: Was expecting 15 year old in Speedo.

/not sure if disappointed.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-09 08:26:14 AM  
Most companies are not used to having a two-way dialogue with their customers. They do market research, they don't build actual relationships.
 
2013-01-09 08:28:18 AM  
Wasn't Taco Bell gross enough already?
 
2013-01-09 08:32:34 AM  
No one should wear a speedo.

Well, no MAN, I mean.

It's just gross. Stop it.
 
2013-01-09 08:33:44 AM  
+1 Subby
 
2013-01-09 08:34:00 AM  

doczoidberg: No one should wear a speedo.

Well, no MAN, I mean.

It's just gross. Stop it.



Unless diving (real, actual diving).

Or Italian, in your 60s, and overweight.
 
2013-01-09 08:34:24 AM  
GRATUITOUS DIARRHEA REFERENCE.
 
2013-01-09 08:34:59 AM  
But is the Speedo's fabric durable enough to withstand the effects of Fourth Meal?
 
2013-01-09 08:36:46 AM  
That little scoop of meat they shove into it wouldn't satisfy me.

/sauce getting hot
 
2013-01-09 08:39:33 AM  

freeforever: But is the Speedo's fabric durable enough to withstand the effects of Fourth Meal?


You just need:

media.247sports.com
 
2013-01-09 08:40:29 AM  
I was going to joke that Subway should do this and put "Five Dollar Foot Long" on it, but then I realized they actually have Michael Phelps as a spokesman.
 
2013-01-09 08:48:03 AM  

Wade_Wilson: I was going to joke that Subway should do this and put "Five Dollar Foot Long" on it, but then I realized they actually have Michael Phelps as a spokesman.



Speaking of which, I asked for a 6 foot long sub yesterday.
 
2013-01-09 08:51:43 AM  
I'd have loved a suit like that in high school.
 
2013-01-09 09:05:43 AM  

spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going to wrap it around his neck and drag him out of the pool. I know this one chick will be there - she works at Hooters (all I'm sayin) - and she is going to die laughing at this douche. If he starts bending in half and shiat, I'm going to sit on his stomach and pull his legs apart at the ankles. Then one of my friends can pull on his dick until it gets hard. I want everyone to see how small it is hard too because sometimes guys try to say that they grow, not show. Bullshiat. I seriously cannot wait to destroy this guy's world.

I'll put up the YouTube link if my brosephtogrophers get it on cam.


That's a really long and detailed story about another guy's penis.
 
2013-01-09 09:13:47 AM  

foo monkey: That's a really long and detailed story about another guy's penis.


That's a very concise and accurate analysis of what the other guy wrote.
 
2013-01-09 09:24:17 AM  
Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...
 
2013-01-09 09:28:07 AM  

Tsu-na-mi: Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...


If that pink speedo is for a dude....
 
2013-01-09 09:37:06 AM  

spentmiles: This guy at our apartment complex's pool still wears a Speedo. He's got to be he's pushing thirty. And has a body fat percentage over 10%. He swims laps for a few hours in the morning while my friends and I try to play polo. One time he kept swimming in front of the net so my friend beaned him in the back of the head. He was so pissy that the water almost boiled. He launched himself out of the pool and started fussing at us. His little snack cake wiener was jiggling in his Speedo.

I lost it laughing, swallowed a bunch of water, and nearly puked, but I couldn't stop cracking up. I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard - that I wanted to whip it out right there and show it to him. Mine was like Andre the Giant and his was a Raman noodles seasoning packet. I've never felt like such a complete badass in my life.

Old people with any body fat whatsoever should not wear Speedos, even if they still think they're on the high school swimming team. And especially if they don't have a nice fat penis that isn't susceptible to shrinking in the water. When we're playing polo and stuff, and it's just us guys, I don't care what my penis is doing. But if there are chicks around, then I definitely keep a secret hand in the pocket to keep it fluffed up. You never know when someone is going to pull your trunks off in those situations. With a Speedo, you don't have a pocket, so you would have to rub it right there in front of everybody. And unless you are a beast, that's going to get you branded a pervert. That guy had no clue, completely socially retarded, though that's the norm these days.

He ran off before I could stop laughing long enough to get out of the pool and hassle him. I can't wait to see him next summer. I've already got it planned out in my mind. I'm going to jump on his back from poolside while he's swimming laps, then I'm going to rip off his Speedo. He'll probably be pretty winded at that point, so I'm going ...


Go on...
 
2013-01-09 09:40:50 AM  

Principal Clarinet: cowgirl toffee: This article is useless without pics. :(

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/would-you-like-a-taco-bell- sp eedo-all-you-have-to-do-is-ask-for-one-on-facebook/


p4p3rm4t3: [img805.imageshack.us image 257x196]


TNel: Tsu-na-mi: Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...

If that pink speedo is for a dude....


style.mtv.com
 
2013-01-09 09:43:55 AM  
Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.
 
2013-01-09 09:48:43 AM  

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: If that pink speedo is for a dude....


What do you have against traps?
 
2013-01-09 09:56:12 AM  

BronyMedic: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: If that pink speedo is for a dude....

What do you have against traps?


I guess I should have read the article better,
 
2013-01-09 10:00:10 AM  
Was the kid Al Roker, Jr.? A combination swimsuit/diaper to be worn for post-Taco Bell swim meets?
 
2013-01-09 10:13:37 AM  
They should send a assortment to the Thompson family.
 
2013-01-09 10:16:29 AM  
In HS, our swim teams raised money via a calendar shoot (all the sports teams and major clubs did, actually). By far the best sellers were the men's and women's swim teams because they ALWAYS did the shoot in swim gear. The guys' shots always emphasized their "packages," and well it was the bra-less 70's and let's just say our nickname for the women's swim team was "The Lady Glasscutters." They sold them at local businesses, like grocery stores and drug stores. The funny thing is that the guys' calendar always sold out first.
 
2013-01-09 10:50:23 AM  
Old news is old.
 
2013-01-09 11:07:31 AM  
Hee hee, budgie smugglers...
 
2013-01-09 11:21:27 AM  

Tsu-na-mi: Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...


danielwheeler.org

danielwheeler.org

/better?
//ooops, not taco ... I'll keep working on it.
 
2013-01-09 11:59:51 AM  
Bungles:

Was expecting 15 year old in Speedo.

/not sure if disappointed.


GIS shows gobs of results.


/Just being helpful. Really.
 
2013-01-09 12:12:27 PM  

Fapinator: foo monkey:

That's a really long and detailed story about another guy's penis.

That's a very concise and accurate analysis of what the other guy wrote.


Actually what the guy wrote is that he's an asshole and a bully who can't use a ruler correctly. And who pays a lot of attention to his penis while he's paying a lot of attention to another guy's penis. And who brags about playing pcket pool in public.

In short, a normal 12 year old.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:04 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.


My first thought, too. IF it were an unsolicited gift and the person gave it back, though, it might be forgiven by the NCAAzis.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:08 PM  
wombatoftruth:

I'd have loved a suit like that in high school.

I used to wear a suit like that to the Club Baths in Sacramento in 1978. Now I'd only wear one as a joke.
 
2013-01-09 12:17:16 PM  

spentmiles: ***snip***


Got to the end of the first paragraph, checked the Fark handle, was not disappointed. You win this round, again.
 
2013-01-09 12:19:40 PM  

TNel: Tsu-na-mi:

Heard "taco" and "swimsuit". Disappointed it's not for a girl. Lost opportunities...

If that pink speedo is for a dude....


It is. Why does that bother you?

Besides if it was for a girl the decal would have to read Taco Belle. That would be a dirty joke.

Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.
 
2013-01-09 12:26:32 PM  
Taco and speedo in same sentence?

oh my
 
2013-01-09 12:29:33 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.


highendmighty: Lost Thought 00: Thereby making him permanently ineligible to participate in college athletics.

My first thought, too. IF it were an unsolicited gift and the person gave it back, though, it might be forgiven by the NCAAzis.


No clue on the rules, nor did I RTFA, but from the link that implies the suit was requested on Fb, it wouldn't be unsolicited.
 
2013-01-09 12:29:40 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.


How did you come to this idea? Why do you think such a law should exist?
 
2013-01-09 12:35:47 PM  
www.rawstory.com
Taco! Burrito! What's coming out of your Speedo?
 
2013-01-09 12:43:58 PM  

zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Personally I think it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to wear revealing swimwear or clothing in public or to be photographed while dressed immodestly.

How did you come to this idea? Why do you think such a law should exist?


Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:54 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.


You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.
 
2013-01-09 01:10:30 PM  
There is an unusual amount of derp in this thread, even for Fark.
 
2013-01-09 04:53:49 PM  

zarberg: The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.


Because all nudity is teh evil and you're gonna burn in hell!
 
2013-01-09 05:08:07 PM  

SpaceBison: zarberg: The One True TheDavid: Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.

Because all nudity is teh evil and you're gonna burn in hell!


If that's what's punched my ticket to the underworld, save me a window seat, because I wanna watch.
 
2013-01-09 06:18:40 PM  

spentmiles: I felt so proud of my own penis - which is average-large, 6.5 to 7 inches hard


So 4.5 to 5 inches, plus a constant.

/csb
 
2013-01-09 07:27:55 PM  

zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.


Haven't you ever noticed a lovely body in a tiny bikini at the beach, then when she turns her face your way you see she's only about 13?!? Granted "pedophilia" refers to PREpubescent children and nobody with knockers that big could qualify, but 5 years under the legal age could still mean trouble -- especially when one can't help drooling anyway. Hence the quotes around "pedophiles": "But she's 38DD, 26, 34!" apparently is not a good excuse when she's way too young to vote.

Note that it's not enough to not do anything: if her father & brothers catch you looking they can put you in Intensive Care with impunity. That you were 30 feet away and never even said boo to her doesn't count, given public hysteria against OMG! PEDOPHILES!: they'd put you in the hospital and you'd be the one facing whatever criminal charges might stick. (This might explain why so many guys wear huge sunglasses.)

I've known guys who wouldn't have considered looking at a 13 year old with lust in their hearts until something like that happened: hence 'recruiting "pedophiles."' If I'd have said that it should be plain that some "prematurely developed" young people enjoy prickteasing older guys a lot of y'all Farkers would have jumped all over me for "blaming the victim" and "apologizing for child molestation." Because of course nobody under the age of consent would ever have any intention of doing any such thing: the very fact that they're too young to legally consent means they have no idea of the effect their near-nudity might have on anybody too old to touch them legally -- oh no they're so young they have to be pure!

Therefore either blind everybody over 18 or make everybody under 18 cover up. The alternative would involve your average American taking a rational and sensible view of the subject, which is clearly too much to hope for.
 
2013-01-10 03:52:05 AM  
Laughing at everyone in here who is terrified at the idea of a man wearing something smaller and more snug than M. C. Hammer pants.
 
2013-01-10 03:53:49 AM  

The One True TheDavid: zarberg: The One True TheDavid:

Because recruiting adults to be "pedophiles" is immoral and should be illegal too.

You lost me on that one. Can you explain? - and pretend that I'm stupid, because I am.

Haven't you ever noticed a lovely body in a tiny bikini at the beach, then when she turns her face your way you see she's only about 13?!? Granted "pedophilia" refers to PREpubescent children and nobody with knockers that big could qualify, but 5 years under the legal age could still mean trouble -- especially when one can't help drooling anyway. Hence the quotes around "pedophiles": "But she's 38DD, 26, 34!" apparently is not a good excuse when she's way too young to vote.

Note that it's not enough to not do anything: if her father & brothers catch you looking they can put you in Intensive Care with impunity. That you were 30 feet away and never even said boo to her doesn't count, given public hysteria against OMG! PEDOPHILES!: they'd put you in the hospital and you'd be the one facing whatever criminal charges might stick. (This might explain why so many guys wear huge sunglasses.)

I've known guys who wouldn't have considered looking at a 13 year old with lust in their hearts until something like that happened: hence 'recruiting "pedophiles."' If I'd have said that it should be plain that some "prematurely developed" young people enjoy prickteasing older guys a lot of y'all Farkers would have jumped all over me for "blaming the victim" and "apologizing for child molestation." Because of course nobody under the age of consent would ever have any intention of doing any such thing: the very fact that they're too young to legally consent means they have no idea of the effect their near-nudity might have on anybody too old to touch them legally -- oh no they're so young they have to be pure!

Therefore either blind everybody over 18 or make everybody under 18 cover up. The alternative would involve your average American taking a rational and sensible view of the su ...


That's one of the biggest loads of stupidity I've read on FARK today.
 
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