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(TMZ)   Rex Ryan to change his tattoo of his naked wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey if Sanchez continues to suck, his wife does not   (tmz.com ) divider line
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1535 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Jan 2013 at 9:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-09 09:23:34 AM  
Totally a  Bubby Brister tattoo.
 
2013-01-09 09:54:01 AM  
"naked wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey"

idontthinkthatwordmeanswhatyouthinkitmeanssubby.jpg

/oh look I'm naked at work, wearing jeans and a shirt and underwear and socks and shoes
 
2013-01-09 09:59:14 AM  

IAmRight: "naked wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey"

idontthinkthatwordmeanswhatyouthinkitmeanssubby.jpg

/oh look I'm naked at work, wearing jeans and a shirt and underwear and socks and shoes


Hey, she's naked under the jersey.

Either way, creepy tattoo. He gets off thinking of his wife and Mark Sanchez I guess. Yes, like that.
 
2013-01-09 10:08:11 AM  
They're still shiatty
 
2013-01-09 10:09:30 AM  

js34603: Hey, she's naked under the jersey.


Are you sure?
 
2013-01-09 10:27:26 AM  
Seeing that its a TMZ link, clicking will probably only bring up links to a bunch of other worthless stories about Kim & Kanye & Bieber & whoever else. I really don't see why this is such a 'story'. He had to pick a number for the jersey and was probably like 'fark it, put my qb's number on it'.
 
2013-01-09 10:27:31 AM  

IAmRight: js34603: Hey, she's naked under the jersey.

Are you sure?


Well either way, a tattoo of your wife wearing your young QB's jersey, whether she is naked or wearing her delicates or short shorts, is still creepily cuckoldish.
 
2013-01-09 10:29:10 AM  
In keeping with the traditions of having to do everything myself
www.nypost.com
 
2013-01-09 10:30:44 AM  

js34603: Well either way, a tattoo of your wife wearing your young QB's jersey, whether she is naked or wearing her delicates or short shorts, is still creepily cuckoldish.


Of course it's still creepy. It's just annoying when "naked" is thrown into headlines when there is no such thing involved in the story. It's the GoDaddy.com advertising of headline writing.
 
2013-01-09 10:36:40 AM  
Rex Ryan seems to have ousted Lindsey Lohan as the poster child for bad decision making.
 
2013-01-09 10:39:06 AM  
He must have been wearing bad idea jeans when he decided to get that. Now she will divorce him and Sanchez will be traded or cut.
 
2013-01-09 11:16:25 AM  
The entire Ryan family is nothing but a bunch of blowhard idiots, but I have to give Rex credit for being married for 25 years and still thinking his wife is the hottest woman alive. Not many men can do that.
 
2013-01-09 11:39:19 AM  

iron_city_ap: Seeing that its a TMZ link, clicking will probably only bring up links to a bunch of other worthless stories about Kim & Kanye & Bieber & whoever else. I really don't see why this is such a 'story'. He had to pick a number for the jersey and was probably like 'fark it, put my qb's number on it'.


You don't see the story in a professional football coach whoring his wife out to his team?

I sure see that as a story.
 
2013-01-09 12:14:12 PM  
subby does not know what naked means apparently.
 
2013-01-09 12:29:00 PM  
I know people like to mock people who "won't change the channel," so to speak. I.e., instead of complaining about Honey Boo Boo, just don't watch it and don't comment on it.

But I think I have a legit gripe with the Jets. They're intrusive. I don't WANT to know these things about Rex Ryan. The websites, the foot fetish, this tattoo. I can't unlearn these things. I don't know what I can do to not hear about them other than stop going on the internet, watching TV, or talking to people (who will also bring it up). I just want Rex Ryan to stop.

Just thinking about the Jets, all these creepy "scandals," getting Tim Tebow... I just hate this farking franchise so much.
 
2013-01-09 12:50:31 PM  

srhp29: subby does not know what naked means apparently.


FTFA:

As we reported, Rex unveiled the bizarre tattoo while on vacation in the Bahamas last week -- a tat of what appears to be his naked wife wearing ONLY a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Subby is just reporting what the article says. Don't blame Subby for TMZ's shoddy "journalism".
 
2013-01-09 12:56:32 PM  
Jet thread #1
 
2013-01-09 01:00:09 PM  
Is this the same Rex Ryan's wife that was posting foot fetish videos?  With a decidedly Rex Ryan-like cameraman taking the videos?
 
2013-01-09 01:07:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: srhp29: subby does not know what naked means apparently.

FTFA:

As we reported, Rex unveiled the bizarre tattoo while on vacation in the Bahamas last week -- a tat of what appears to be his naked wife wearing ONLY a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Subby is just reporting what the article says. Don't blame Subby for TMZ's shoddy "journalism".


I like how they treat it as if he posed for a photoshoot. Not that I doubt he could've been throwing in more fuel for the ever burning media fire by letting the sneaking, camera wielding press get a pic of him shirtless (which we'd all been waiting for) According to him the tattoo is from 2009. It makes for a poor "unveiling" to do it so late.
 
2013-01-09 01:11:02 PM  

tnpir: The entire Ryan family is nothing but a bunch of blowhard idiots, but I have to give Rex credit for being married for 25 years and still thinking his wife is the hottest woman alive. Not many men can do that.


So much this.

Buddy Ryan was an unmitigated asshole, who happened to be a very good defensive coach, and did amazing things with the personnel Jim Finks and then Jerry Vainisi put in place and with Mike Ditka keeping him in line. But he couldn't win a playoff game in Philly and let his inner dipshiat throw a punch at Kevin Gilbride in Houston.

That was Buddy. His kids didn't fall far from the tree. They're good defensive coordinators, but does anyone think Rex as a head coach is anything more than Jerry Glanville with a better pedigree?
 
2013-01-09 01:50:58 PM  
FTA:
During the news conference, Rex insisted the tat's just a coincidence -- claiming he got the ink job long before Sanchez came to the Jets.

Rex said, "It's funny. It's actually a tattoo I've had for like three years ..."


Ummm ... hasn't Sanchez been on the Jets for "like three years"? He was drafted April 2009. Rex is either a liar, really bad at math, or in denial about how long he has stuck with his failure of a QB.
 
2013-01-09 01:56:55 PM  
What what?

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 02:33:52 PM  

Fo Shiz: Is this the same Rex Ryan's wife that was posting foot fetish videos?  With a decidedly Rex Ryan-like cameraman taking the videos?


Yeah...

There may be other coaches with weirder stuff in their closets, but, Rex's is certainly the coach with his closet the widest open.
 
2013-01-09 11:28:38 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: What what?

[i48.photobucket.com image 155x169]


HAHAHA I never never get tired of it.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:50 PM  
I thought Ryan did the sucking in their relationship... on her toes.
 
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