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(Mother Nature Network)   You might be drinking too much Gatorade if it leaves you with skin lesions, memory loss and nerve disorders   (mnn.com) divider line 18
    More: Scary, conversion disorders, skin lesions, Gatorade, human tissues, tenth grade, sports drinks, Environmental Health News  
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2013-01-09 08:56:35 AM  
9 votes:
But it's got what plants crave!
2013-01-09 09:08:51 AM  
5 votes:
cdn.faniq.com
2013-01-09 09:03:18 AM  
4 votes:
I'm rushing to believe an article based off of the findings of a 15 year old self-proclaimed vegan on the Mother Nature Network.

LITERALLY RUSHING TO BELIEVE.
2013-01-09 09:10:21 AM  
3 votes:

PirateKing: But it's got what plants crave!


It's got electrolytes!
2013-01-09 09:02:14 AM  
3 votes:

Walker: On the plus side, since it's a flame retardant your insides won't catch fire.


All things in moderation. I don't think anyone can argue that a little bit of not catching fire is a bad thing.
2013-01-09 09:00:15 AM  
3 votes:
On the plus side, since it's a flame retardant your insides won't catch fire.
2013-01-09 09:28:34 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Or, you could just drink water.


Fark that! I'm not drinking anything that fish poop in.
2013-01-09 09:16:45 AM  
2 votes:

topcon: She's the picture of health. Just imagine this whiny 15 year old droning on and on about how much healthier she is than everyone else in between talking about Justin Bieber and Twilight.


i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-09 09:08:19 AM  
2 votes:
From the NYT article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/13/business/another-look-at-a-drink-in g redient-brominated-vegetable-oil.html?_r=0

Link

She's the picture of health. Just imagine this whiny 15 year old droning on and on about how much healthier she is than everyone else in between talking about Justin Bieber and Twilight.

graphics8.nytimes.com
2013-01-09 08:56:48 AM  
2 votes:
In fact, it's a little bit too much in you.
2013-01-09 12:59:26 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: megarian: Onkel Buck: maxheck: I always keep a mason jar with this in it:

1 cup sugar
1-1/2 tsp. table salt
1-1/2 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute
4 packets unsweetened kool-aid powder

Makes ~2 gallons, or you can just stir a teaspoon into a tall glass of water as needed.

Cheap as dirt, works great when you've worked up a sweat, are hungover or otherwise dehydrated. No weird chemicals.

I keep this in a mason jar

grows in dirt, no weird chemicals, never get a hangover
/sour diesel for the heads that want to know

How YOU doin'?

*clicks profile* I'm doing extremely well. That was grown in Port Huron by the way, just up the river from you.


Ahhhh Pure Michigan.
2013-01-09 11:04:16 AM  
1 votes:
graphics8.nytimes.com

Keri Russell really let herself go
2013-01-09 10:10:26 AM  
1 votes:

maxheck: I always keep a mason jar with this in it:

1 cup sugar
1-1/2 tsp. table salt
1-1/2 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute
4 packets unsweetened kool-aid powder

Makes ~2 gallons, or you can just stir a teaspoon into a tall glass of water as needed.

Cheap as dirt, works great when you've worked up a sweat, are hungover or otherwise dehydrated. No weird chemicals.


I keep this in a mason jar
i26.photobucket.com
grows in dirt, no weird chemicals, never get a hangover
/sour diesel for the heads that want to know
2013-01-09 09:45:51 AM  
1 votes:

maxheck: I always keep a mason jar with this in it:

1 cup sugar
1-1/2 tsp. table salt
1-1/2 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute
4 packets unsweetened kool-aid powder

Makes ~2 gallons, or you can just stir a teaspoon into a tall glass of water as needed.

Cheap as dirt, works great when you've worked up a sweat, are hungover or otherwise dehydrated. No weird chemicals.


I'm glad you always have that crap on hand.  The rest of us will continue to drink Blue Gatorade, otherwise known as Best Gatorade.
2013-01-09 09:41:19 AM  
1 votes:
brominated just means its bro approved.
2013-01-09 09:14:15 AM  
1 votes:

Nogale: John Napkintosh: Walker: On the plus side, since it's a flame retardant your insides won't catch fire.

All things in moderation. I don't think anyone can argue that a little bit of not catching fire is a bad thing.

What with the ever-present danger of spontaneous combustion, it behooves us to take precautionary anti-fire measures.


I feel bad for kids whose parents don't make them drink it. It's like they don't even care about whether or not they'll catch on fire.
2013-01-09 09:05:03 AM  
1 votes:
Also, these inane online petitions are a good reminder of why we have a representative government.
2013-01-09 09:04:06 AM  
1 votes:
OMG CHEMICALS!!!111ONE!!!!

ABANDON ALL CONTEXT, DO INTERNET "RESEARCH" AND FLIP THE FARK OUT AT SCHOOL!
/self-important teenage vegan = so much fail
 
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