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2013-01-12 01:39:23 PM  
lantawa:

Nice pic.. Is that supposed to be the chick from Game of Thrones?
 
2013-01-12 01:41:30 PM  
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2013-01-12 01:42:26 PM  
show me:

She can do that in the bedroom, too, by the way.
 
2013-01-12 01:42:38 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Krymson Tyde: Lucky LaRue: So how does this work? How does everyone know to start posting at the same time?

You didn't get the memo!

I just showed up and started being annoying.


We might make an LPer out of you yet.
 
2013-01-12 01:44:14 PM  
Here he comes.. Keep the thread alive for a couple more hours! Good luck to all you assholes!
 
2013-01-12 01:46:34 PM  

Lucky LaRue: lantawa:

Nice pic.. Is that supposed to be the chick from Game of Thrones?


I copied it off of a gallery in my Google+ stream, so not sure what it represents. Does sort of look like the Mother of Dragons, doesn't it?
 
2013-01-12 01:48:06 PM  

daRog: fluffybunny: So anyone have the historical stats?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

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2013-01-12 01:54:40 PM  
I am still waiting for grumpy long cat
 
2013-01-12 01:55:47 PM  
Why has no one posted boobies yet?
 
2013-01-12 02:00:13 PM  

bessyglass: I am still waiting for grumpy long cat


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2013-01-12 02:07:39 PM  
Is there a doctor in the house?
 
2013-01-12 02:07:49 PM  

doyner: Why has no one posted boobies yet?


My bad
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doyner: Is there a doctor in the house?


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2013-01-12 02:10:46 PM  

Krymson Tyde: doyner: Why has no one posted boobies yet?

My bad
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Thanks.
 
2013-01-12 02:12:07 PM  

Krymson Tyde: doyner: Is there a doctor in the house?

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II'm paging Dr. davin
 
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for real?
 
2013-01-12 02:31:35 PM  

doyner: for real?


Sure.
 
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daRog: bessyglass: I am still waiting for grumpy long cat

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really?  I didn't say you had to do it...
 
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Is that first one Fakir Musafar? I met him once, really nice guy.

It is Fakir Musafar. It's from a series of photographs, one of which appeared in Modern Primitives. I really wanted to post the image of Sailor Sid Diller from that same publication, but it has an awful lot of penis in it. Picture your grandpa with a million tattoos all over his naked body, a mohawk wig and giant rings in his tits and nose, with ladders all over the top and bottom of his dick, grinning kindly at the camera. Sailor Sid's notable quote was something very close to "I've had enough dicks up my ass to put a fence around Texas."

I would like to meet Fakir, kind of the same way I would like to meet Danny Elfman. Those guys I think I could have some tea or coffee with, and a nice conversation. This is the opposite of the way I want to meet Slayer or Tori Amos. I think they're awesome, but way too high maintenance to come to my house.


The nightclub I worked at hosted a show put on by the piercing shop down the street with the Fakir featured.I was the house tech(sound and lights). It was a long afternoon leading to an interesting night.

Cleanliness and safety were his main concerns "I need to keep these clean, they are going into my body"
 
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Does she have a name?
 
2013-01-12 02:53:22 PM  

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Aaaaaaaaand I'm spent. At least until a little later. I have a quick recharge time.
 
2013-01-12 02:56:00 PM  

doyner: DSF6969: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 458x700]

Does she have a name?


Judging from the picture, I believe its "Jailbait".
 
2013-01-12 03:04:38 PM  

DSF6969: doyner: DSF6969: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 458x700]

Does she have a name?

Judging from the picture, I believe its "Jailbait".


You provide a valuable service
 
2013-01-12 03:11:44 PM  

doyner: DSF6969: doyner: DSF6969: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 458x700]

Does she have a name?

Judging from the picture, I believe its "Jailbait".

You provide a valuable service


As one who is married to a member of the fire-follicled species, I believe in sharing my joy with others.
 
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Sweet dreams!
 
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