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(Fark)   It's called "The Great Human Failure" and the entire world bears witness to it. Nothing has the power to elevate careers and change lives like LP 500. LGT 499   (fark.com) divider line 3675
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2013-01-11 08:15:02 PM
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2013-01-11 08:15:18 PM
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2013-01-11 08:16:43 PM

twotowner: Lucky LaRue: Well, it's about time for the admins to come delete all the non "Lucky LaRue" comments and declare me the winner..


He wins, we all lose.


I was getting bored, now I'm determined.  The only thing that can beat me now is the massive quantities of alcohol I am consuming!

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2013-01-11 08:17:00 PM
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2013-01-11 08:18:40 PM
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2013-01-11 08:19:10 PM
You people and your filth. You disgust me. Jeez
 
2013-01-11 08:19:38 PM
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2013-01-11 08:20:00 PM

sxacho: You people and your filth. You disgust me. Jeez


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2013-01-11 08:20:10 PM
This is my Last Post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Last Post is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My Last Post, without me, is useless. Without my Last Post, I am useless.
I must Last Post true. I must Last Post straighter than my enemy who is trying to Last Post me.
I must Last Post him before he Last Posts me.

BTW, My Last Post's name is Charlene.
 
2013-01-11 08:21:08 PM
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2013-01-11 08:22:15 PM
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2013-01-11 08:22:24 PM
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2013-01-11 08:23:49 PM
Last Post is but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets its hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 
2013-01-11 08:24:04 PM
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2013-01-11 08:24:36 PM
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2013-01-11 08:25:00 PM

fluffybunny: Last Post is but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets its hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


That's pretty deep.  You're still not going to get last post.

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2013-01-11 08:25:08 PM
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what Last Post is for and why it is here,
it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
 
2013-01-11 08:26:31 PM
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was Last Post.
I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out Last Post.
I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
 
2013-01-11 08:26:47 PM
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2013-01-11 08:27:43 PM
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2013-01-11 08:28:19 PM
Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with Last Post?
 
2013-01-11 08:29:06 PM

fluffybunny: Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with Last Post?


I farted.
 
2013-01-11 08:29:41 PM
The very existence of Last Post proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
 
2013-01-11 08:30:31 PM
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2013-01-11 08:30:47 PM
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2013-01-11 08:30:48 PM
Despite all the whiners and haters, I have thoroughly enjoyed LP 500. It has been therapeutic for me.

And now, cat pic:
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2013-01-11 08:30:56 PM
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through Last Post can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
 
2013-01-11 08:32:21 PM
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2013-01-11 08:32:38 PM
Last Post is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid of Last Post. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty.
 
2013-01-11 08:33:28 PM
You guys can totally trust me with last post
 
2013-01-11 08:34:20 PM
Every bit of me is devoted to Last Post. And I aspire to try to be a teacher to my young fans who feel just like I felt when I was younger. I just felt like a freak. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm trying to liberate them, I want to free them of their fears and make them feel that they can make their own Last Post in the world.
 
2013-01-11 08:34:28 PM
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2013-01-11 08:35:44 PM
Were I called on to define, very briefly, Last Post, I should call it 'the reproduction of what the Senses perceive in Nature through the veil of the soul.' The mere imitation, however accurate, of what is in Nature, entitles no man to the sacred name of Last Poster.
 
2013-01-11 08:36:02 PM
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2013-01-11 08:36:35 PM
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2013-01-11 08:36:53 PM
We are drowning in Last Post, while starving for wisdom. The world henceforth will be run by synthesizers, people able to put together the right information at the right time, think critically about it, and make important choices wisely.
 
2013-01-11 08:38:10 PM
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2013-01-11 08:38:12 PM
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Last Porch
 
2013-01-11 08:39:12 PM
God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call Last Post, and it has often been said by philosophers, that Last Post is the will of God. And I prefer to say that Last Post is the only body of God that we shall ever see.
 
2013-01-11 08:39:37 PM
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This tree feels fluffybunny's angst.
 
2013-01-11 08:40:10 PM
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You kids and your Last Post.
 
2013-01-11 08:40:51 PM
Last Post is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As Last Post grows older, our hearts mature and our Last Post becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

And Keep your mitts off my angst.
 
2013-01-11 08:42:01 PM
Hey kid, give me a minute.

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2013-01-11 08:42:16 PM
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2013-01-11 08:42:53 PM
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2013-01-11 08:42:57 PM
When your time comes to Last Post, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of Last Post, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your Last Post song, and Last Post like a hero going home.
 
2013-01-11 08:43:35 PM
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said, Let there be a last post: and there was a last post.
 
2013-01-11 08:43:55 PM
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2013-01-11 08:44:39 PM
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by Last Post, which is the bitterest.
 
2013-01-11 08:44:40 PM
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