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2013-01-11 04:54:33 AM
I totally don't know what you mean by I'm not Ray, suppose it doesn't matter much though =P
 
2013-01-11 04:58:02 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I totally don't know what you mean by I'm not Ray, suppose it doesn't matter much though =P


Have you ever seen those movies where people run from other people who are shooting at them?

They just always manage to get away.

That's what this thread is like.

resources3.news.com.au
 
2013-01-11 05:03:06 AM
WHOLE LOTTA TOTALPHAILURE HAPPENING AROUND HERE
 
2013-01-11 05:03:21 AM
Okie dokey..

Also, I guess for clarification, I was letting you know what I thought of the 510 from what I read, and the things that jumped out at me most. Obviously that sucker appears to have a mtric ass-ton of cool things, but the two I mentioned jumped out at me, for seperate reasons, as both being super awesome. And just now, at this moment, I realize I can buy that watch mount and use it with my 500. Sweeeeet, I'm gonna do that.

So, it's the live tracker that jumps out at me most, that would mean a lot for my mom and (I think) make her happier and less worried about me. She tells me that she knows I'm not a kid anymore, but that she simply can't help worrying about me. She also tells me she doesn't worry about her other kids like she does me (and never really has. I guess, though, they haven't been hurt in the past in the multitude of unique and exciting ways I have, and the worry wouldn't be warranted on them. Anyways, thanks for the heads up on the 510. I doubt I would have known about it otherwise.
 
2013-01-11 05:04:13 AM

libranoelrose: WHOLE LOTTA TOTALPHAILURE HAPPENING AROUND HERE


When isn't there?  their they're...

\that's better
 
2013-01-11 05:07:30 AM
I can't wait for the wailing and gnashing of teeth when the regulars see our A-Z

I could stand to wait for the teasing about Andrea being here later today. I love her so much, she's getting on a plane at 7am for me, and spending the day with me. I take her back to the airport at 9pm =(, don't even get to spend a night with her, because she works tomorrow. Regardless, I think it's so awesome she's gonna spend today with me, it's means a lot to me, and it's the first time I've ever looked forward to the day my b-day is on.
 
2013-01-11 05:09:41 AM
I ♥ her so, so much. I can't even begin to describe it. It's like love is a word that is wholly insufficient to describe how I feel. Almost as if the word mocks us simply through its inadequacy. I really, really love that girl and have for years... And I've really liked her for so much longer. Almost 25 years now...
 
2013-01-11 05:12:31 AM
Just because... here's a silly picture of us. We were sitting in one of those photo booth things and the moment the pic was taken we were both trying to figure out where the camera was. The pose was totally accidental, but I think the picture is so cute.

So cute that for xmas I got her a jade and silver heart shaped locket for her that I could cut our our pic and place it in. =D
 
2013-01-11 05:13:08 AM
farking new fark box fail...
i451.photobucket.com

\that's better
 
2013-01-11 05:14:42 AM
and what the hell... here's the locket:
resources.shopstyle.com
 
2013-01-11 05:15:37 AM
Real size even, and a really, really nice piece of jade.
 
2013-01-11 05:18:04 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: and what the hell... here's the locket:
[resources.shopstyle.com image 109x205]


What's in the locket?
 
2013-01-11 05:18:37 AM
I should try to sleep soon. Gotta get up in 4 hours.
 
2013-01-11 05:22:09 AM
sleep well
 
2013-01-11 05:22:54 AM

libranoelrose: Uchiha_Cycliste: and what the hell... here's the locket:
[resources.shopstyle.com image 109x205]

What's in the locket?


the cute silly picture of the two of us that's just above the locket =D.
We both really like that picture.
And to tell a short story, My 5 yo niece asked for a heart shaped locket for her b-day in September, so obviously I got her one, though not a really nice one, a cheap one from Target. But that gave me the idea that something like it would make a great gift for Andrea. So when I visited over thanksgiving, when we went to go see skyfall I chose for us to go to a theater in Pasadena where I knew they had one of these photo booth thingies. After the movie I had us go into it and have a few pictures taken. That way I would have pictures to put in a locket for when I would eventually get her one for xmas. I was so stoked when one of the pictures came out so perfectly for something like that. =D ♥
 
2013-01-11 05:23:59 AM

libranoelrose: sleep well


thanks. g'night.
I'll be back late tomorrow (or I suppose today) night. After I drop her off at SJC... sigh.
 
2013-01-11 05:26:21 AM
Ya know - it's too late at night for me to get out the Cynical Big Guns. Happy birthday. Enjoy that pretty girl. Remember the Good Feeling later when you need it.
 
2013-01-11 05:28:59 AM
thanks :)
All good advice.

\I sure do love the pretty girl <3
 
2013-01-11 05:35:02 AM

rosekolodny: Ya know - it's too late at night for me to get out the Cynical Big Guns. Happy birthday. Enjoy that pretty girl. Remember the Good Feeling later when you need it.


Hey you
 
2013-01-11 05:39:11 AM
out there on your ownSitting naked by the phone would you touch me ?
 
2013-01-11 05:45:42 AM
don't make me blow a dart at your neck with tree frog sleep venom
 
2013-01-11 05:57:27 AM
that would probably help... I get like this every time I'm gonna see my love.
Remember when you were a kid, and it was xmas eve and you couldn't sleep because you were so excited about waking up the next morning and running down stairs to see all the presents that Santa left and just dying for your parents and sister to wake up so that you could finally open presents? Well, every night before I fly South or the night before Andrea comes up here I get super excited to see her and have trouble trying to sleep. I even too 2 benedryl and 60 mg Temazepam, and drank and arrogant bastard... sigh, but no luck. I'm just excited to see my best friend and girl-friend  and it's hard to sleep. And even were I to put away my computer I'd still be lying here thinking of her and it would make me happy and excited. It's sadly just like a little kid.
 
2013-01-11 06:00:13 AM
... It's been a whole week since I saw her last (when I flew home from her place) so I could get back to work.
Although it sucks it's only a day.

But I get to see her twice next month. I'll  be down there from the 12-15/16 and 26-mar 1/2.

\I'm a month and a half older than her.
\\we are both not so jazzed about not being in our 20s anymore.
 
2013-01-11 06:41:43 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: ...

\I'm a month and a half older than her
\\we are both not so jazzed about not being in our 20s anymore.


Then you'll really hate 40. I was jokingly hoping the Mayans were right so the world would end the day before my 41st. Getting old sucks, but in my book it beats dying by a wide margin.
 
2013-01-11 06:47:01 AM
I go away for 8 hours and just look at what happens to this place.
 
2013-01-11 06:53:34 AM

DSF6969: I go away for 8 hours and just look at what happens to this place.


Exactly

Where the hell are the boobies?
 
2013-01-11 06:58:49 AM
danstokurants.rangercentral.com
 
2013-01-11 06:58:52 AM

libranoelrose: DSF6969: I go away for 8 hours and just look at what happens to this place.

Exactly

Where the hell are the boobies?


So whats stopping you? Do you not have Google?
 
2013-01-11 07:00:15 AM

twotowner: Uchiha_Cycliste: ...

\I'm a month and a half older than her
\\we are both not so jazzed about not being in our 20s anymore.

Then you'll really hate 40. I was jokingly hoping the Mayans were right so the world would end the day before my 41st. Getting old sucks, but in my book it beats dying by a wide margin.


I have faith that my cycling will help minimize how badly getting older sucks
 
2013-01-11 07:06:28 AM

DSF6969: libranoelrose: DSF6969: I go away for 8 hours and just look at what happens to this place.

Exactly

Where the hell are the boobies?

So whats stopping you? Do you not have Google?


Some things are just expected.
 
2013-01-11 07:34:54 AM
I'm not even close to an old timer but I can remember when there were vast fields of boobies
 
2013-01-11 07:36:26 AM
don't squeeze the nipple until she begs for it
 
2013-01-11 07:40:52 AM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 07:48:02 AM
I don't know about boobies, but here's some nice tits:

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2013-01-11 07:51:35 AM
those tits make it look like they aren't even trying to be weightless!
 
2013-01-11 07:54:29 AM

lantawa: I don't know about boobies, but here's some nice tits:

[i466.photobucket.com image 473x355][i466.photobucket.com image 473x355]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-11 08:06:16 AM
I have clear Band-Aids, Transformers Band-Aids, and super sticky waterproof Band-Aids.
 
2013-01-11 08:22:25 AM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 08:23:16 AM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 08:37:13 AM
Is it safe to come out, yet?
 
2013-01-11 08:37:27 AM
www.moolf.com
 
2013-01-11 08:42:23 AM

jaylectricity: Is it safe to come out, yet?


nope
 
2013-01-11 08:46:59 AM
imageshack.us
imageshack.us imageshack.us
 
2013-01-11 08:52:58 AM
fragdommit
 
2013-01-11 09:01:03 AM

jaylectricity: fragdommit


wait... sorry, I meant the other one. Yes.
 
2013-01-11 09:03:36 AM
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\the big big, the big bad wolf
\\HOwwwoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-11 09:05:38 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-11 09:07:41 AM
First payday of the new year....can't wait to see the bottom line.
 
2013-01-11 09:14:05 AM
Hi Jay!
Long time no see.
\my bad
 
2013-01-11 09:19:28 AM

fluffybunny: libranoelrose: fluffybunny: libranoelrose: fluffybunny: libranoelrose: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x344]

I tried to gift you a free month of Total Fark but it's not working. What do I do now?

Gift it to the next person that makes you laugh, and who doesn't already have TF.

Wag the dog forward.

Or something like that.

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Now I feel all stupid like Vortex Dweller. :(

If you'd like, I can offer VD a free month as well.
Or, I can offer a free month of VD.
Either way I'm good.


I can has?
 
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