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2013-01-09 08:50:31 PM
Debord uses the term 'textual theory' to denote the collapse, and some would say the rubicon, of subsemantic culture. Therefore, conceptualist dematerialism holds that the establishment is part of the absurdity of narrativity, given that sexuality is distinct from narrativity.
 
2013-01-09 08:51:10 PM
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2013-01-09 08:53:52 PM
I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *the Devil* wait up for me to bleed my pterodactyl! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by Mother Nature, give me *all* your Slack! Pardon my language. I *cannot* be tracked on radar!
 
2013-01-09 08:55:18 PM
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2013-01-09 08:56:15 PM
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2013-01-09 08:57:50 PM
I know, lame, but i got nothin'. Nyquil ate my brain.
 
2013-01-09 09:00:58 PM
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2013-01-09 09:03:32 PM
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2013-01-09 09:06:34 PM
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2013-01-09 09:07:28 PM
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2013-01-09 09:07:50 PM
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2013-01-09 09:09:43 PM
I'm in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like her dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the radio
Seen her dancin on the Sunset Strip
Bell-bottom jeans and her curvy hips
Seen her sittin there with her boyfriend
Good lookin' fellow but he's lookin' kinda thin
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
I love you sooooo
Remember that day we played pool
I saw your bedroom and we ate B-BQ
Barbie came from her trip down town
Fifty up and Forty down
Love ya more than the sun and the sky
Gotta kiss and hug ya before I die
Something else that you oughta know too,
did something weird
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
I love you so
I'm in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like her dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the radio
Been watchin' TV as the years go by
Seen em' born and I seen them die
Something else that you oughta know too
I like a girl named Ellen more than you
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
Christina, A La La La La, Christina, A La La La La,
I love you so
 
2013-01-09 09:10:19 PM
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2013-01-09 09:11:27 PM
Goodbye benediction
Goodbye gasoline
Goodbye paranoia
Goodbye sleeze
 
2013-01-09 09:12:04 PM
Goodbye Hari Kirshna
It's been the best
Goodbye Earth
Goodbye Patricia Nixon's breasts
 
2013-01-09 09:12:57 PM
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2013-01-09 09:12:57 PM
Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm
Well Uncle Doc's nurse use a needle with ungodly charm
Walkin' down the hall the dentist LOOMED through the door
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last
Hey, HEY hey daddy, why die in the war
Jesus Hitler Buddha Santa Mary Klaus Barbie (Rice Bore?)
Well death got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day
Words got twisted and history didn't know what to say
God dog sex death life and now I'm feeling old
These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
Oh my God it seems like just the other day
But it might have been one hundred years before
And I know there is no other way
We only have to wonder what it's for
 
2013-01-09 09:12:58 PM
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2013-01-09 09:13:34 PM
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2013-01-09 09:13:58 PM

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2013-01-09 09:14:17 PM
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2013-01-09 09:15:14 PM

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Pretty much the only way outta this thread.
 
2013-01-09 09:16:00 PM
Here we go....
Here we go....
All I see inside my head
is (Gentle silent secret snow)
with shifting walls of blinding light, I'll have you know.
No one would believe that she was running away
she packed up her belongings and she was gone
the very next day
Nikki was in the KKK
and Lisa was a Nazi too
they both had half a brain
so together they were sane
and looked about as smart as their shoes
Now Nikki got word through the underground
that Mona was Lisa's real name
She bled on his jacket when he shot her in the neck
That's about all she could (gain)
I'm still sleepin' in
The graveyard is weepin'
They're catching angels as they fall
I know you don't believe it
but she really should believe it
She fell in love with Lauren Bacall
(I don't believe it. Somewhere, maybe out in East L.A.)
No one would believe that she was running away
she packed up her belongings and she was gone
the very next day
Nikki never wanted any children at all
and Terry was Courtney's little girl
she turned tricks in a white trash mall
and shot dope with Cecil at home
she wanted to have fun with her daddy's shotgun
she held it right up to his head
his glasses fell at first
but they were followed by a burst
of fiery hot balls of lead
Time's still sleepin' in
The graveyard is weepin'
they're catching angels as they fall
I know you don't believe it
but I really should be leaving
she fell in love with Lauren Bacall
(Maybe out (in Pleasant Grove))
No one would believe that she was running away
she packed up her belongings and she was gone
the very next day
 
2013-01-09 09:16:01 PM
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2013-01-09 09:17:47 PM
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2013-01-09 09:19:55 PM
I love all animals but they don't love me back.
i tend to put them in a state of full attack.
You think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat.
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry.I cry.
I want a pet so bad I can just taste it
I'd love to walk a dog and not be chased by it
You think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me sweetly
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry
da da da da da da da
da da da da da da
da da da da da da da
da da da da da
I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors
Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars.
Squirrels hit me with their nuts.
Raccoons with their hissing bit
The deer they take turns kicking.
The rabbits try to maul me.
The snakes are licking lying
Their tying me down
They wrap them selves around my legs..
the poison me they paralyze me
the birds are pecking my eyes
they rip out of all of my hair
i tell them go on have a bite
make a pig out of yourselves
I'm made of meat.
And I am sweet meat.
 
2013-01-09 09:20:21 PM

fluffybunny: scawt: [qupload.com image 259x303]

Pretty much the only way outta this thread.

 
2013-01-09 09:20:31 PM
The
Sugar Dick Daddy
That's just a title, explaining who I be
Mista Long
I take a sucker from any phil and injure thee
Now that I've spelled it out
And you like the way it sounds
I'm dissing rap music
And rap music on the grounds
You say I'm full of sheep
And for that I give a pound
The Sugar Dick Daddy
Mista Lawnge to break it down
Ladies, step to me for a real neat treat
And if you don't wanna call me Lawnge
You can call me sweet meat
I wear protection, you won't catch claps here
Come over later, but first go get a pap smear
Nine point five okay dear?
And don't forget clean underwear
Cause I don't want the funk to flow
After after I'm done, yo ya gotta go
'Don't you know ho, don-tcha know ho'
Okay enough is enough, time to get that off my bladder
And dig deep into the subject matter
 
2013-01-09 09:20:39 PM

daRog:


Win.
 
2013-01-09 09:22:32 PM

scawt: fluffybunny: scawt: [qupload.com image 259x303]

Pretty much the only way outta this thread.


Let's try that again.

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2013-01-09 09:23:07 PM
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2013-01-09 09:24:43 PM

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That's like the Goofus version of Pee Chees. Why didn't they have those when I was in school?
 
2013-01-09 09:25:10 PM
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2013-01-09 09:36:04 PM
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2013-01-09 09:36:40 PM

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Thou shalt not engage in copyright infringement.
 
2013-01-09 09:36:50 PM
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2013-01-09 09:37:25 PM

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Thou shalt not engage in copyright infringement.


Remember fair use, to keep it holy.
 
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