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(Fark)   It's called "The Great Human Failure" and the entire world bears witness to it. Nothing has the power to elevate careers and change lives like LP 500. LGT 499   (fark.com) divider line 3675
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2013-01-09 04:34:02 PM
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2013-01-09 04:34:38 PM
Yeah, like I'm gonna spring $5 on TF to see spam. I've been mooching off of Drew for longer than most of you have had Fark accounts, and I ain't gonna change now.
 
2013-01-09 04:36:23 PM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 04:36:27 PM
We got one that can see.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 04:38:10 PM
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2013-01-09 04:39:14 PM

Rindred: Yeah, like I'm gonna spring $5 on TF to see spam. I've been mooching off of Drew for longer than most of you have had Fark accounts, and I ain't gonna change now.


I'll take What's Shut Your Whore Mouth for $1,000.00 dollars, Alex.

//(don't hurt me, Hammer)
 
2013-01-09 04:39:20 PM
MissStatement likes this post.
 
2013-01-09 04:41:03 PM
How the fark is LP even determined? Some arbitrary decision to close thread? Hypothetically, I can go back to the hurricane katrina thread, and keep it going, can't I?

/I had a sweet "wizard" on that one. Ok, maybe it isn't sweet since people died, but goddammit, I called it.
 
2013-01-09 04:41:08 PM
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2013-01-09 04:43:16 PM

lantawa: Rindred: Yeah, like I'm gonna spring $5 on TF to see spam. I've been mooching off of Drew for longer than most of you have had Fark accounts, and I ain't gonna change now.

I'll take What's Shut Your Whore Mouth for $1,000.00 dollars, Alex.

//(don't hurt me, Hammer)


The correct phrasing is....

popdose.com
 
2013-01-09 04:43:37 PM
Did I win?

NO.
 
2013-01-09 04:45:34 PM
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2013-01-09 04:52:24 PM
chaoticsignal.com
 
2013-01-09 04:52:54 PM
What does it all me Basil?
i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 04:54:23 PM
Whar leftyblonde, whe?
 
2013-01-09 04:56:41 PM
s2.postimage.org

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2013-01-09 05:11:41 PM
Where the heck is Lefty! This just ain't right without her.
 
2013-01-09 05:12:45 PM
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2013-01-09 05:13:32 PM
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2013-01-09 05:15:13 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 05:18:52 PM

Kenny B:


That's a keeper.
 
2013-01-09 05:20:12 PM
Wat?
 
2013-01-09 05:22:45 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 05:23:38 PM
For the benefit of the non-TFers and those unfortunates that don't know what a last post thread is, here's a link to the LP 400 thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6813865/LP-400-Last-Post-wins-a-modest- prize-No-purchase-necessary-Void-everywhere-LGT-LP399
 
2013-01-09 05:26:21 PM
Anyone who partakes in this futile effort should just park it right here:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 05:26:42 PM
No I will not give you money, stop asking.
 
2013-01-09 05:27:31 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-09 05:27:33 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 05:29:44 PM

Arthen: No I will not give you money, stop asking.


artherworldblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 05:30:46 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Operators are standing by,...
 
2013-01-09 05:33:59 PM

fluffybunny: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Operators are standing by,...


Why do they need that sheet of paper when there is a perfectly good computer screen right in front of them?

Is that the joke?
 
2013-01-09 05:37:03 PM
brojsimpson.com
 
2013-01-09 05:39:58 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-09 05:41:17 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 05:41:30 PM
Wat.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 05:45:11 PM
Greenlighting links to TF-only content is kind of a dick move.

/not "kind of", actually.
 
2013-01-09 05:50:53 PM

Cyclometh: Greenlighting links to TF-only content is kind of a dick move.

/not "kind of", actually.


You don't need a penny just to hang around. But if you've got a fiver, won't you lay your money down.
 
2013-01-09 05:51:12 PM

Cyclometh: Greenlighting links to TF-only content is kind of a dick move.

/not "kind of", actually.


LP is only kind of content.
 
2013-01-09 06:06:45 PM
And the cumbersome TF subscription process keeps Amazon one-clickers like me from wasting time on it.
 
2013-01-09 06:09:56 PM
"With the removal of all the superfluous external gunk that animals spend so much time worrying about, an isolated brain in a dish, kept alive by an oxygenated bath of artificial cerebrospinal fluid, has time to focus on the really important things, like sex."

Well everyone is just commenting random shiat so thought I'd chime in.
 
2013-01-09 06:12:23 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 06:19:36 PM
Fertilisation is internal. The male either inserts his penis into the female's cloaca or uses it to penetrate her skin, injecting the sperm into the body cavity.
 
2013-01-09 06:21:48 PM
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2013-01-09 06:27:18 PM
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2013-01-09 06:29:59 PM
www.scribemedia.org
Memorable quotesEdit

"You are Montgomery Scott!"
"You know him?"
"Aye, that's me. You're in the right place, unless there's another hard-working equally starved Starfleet officer around."
"Me!"
"Get tae-shut up! You don't eat anything. You can eat, like, a bean, and you're done!"

- Spock Prime, James Kirk, Montgomery Scott and Keenser


"Are you from the future?"
"Yeah, he is - I'm not."
"Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?!"

- Montgomery Scott and James Kirk


"So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady! I'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles if you'll pardon the engineering parlance."

- Montgomery Scott


"The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse."

- Montgomery Scott
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"I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!"

- Montgomery Scott, after Spock leaves the bridge following a fistfight between Spock and James Kirk


"Are you a member of Starfleet?"
"Uh... yes. Can I get a towel, please?"

- Spock and Scotty


"I've never beamed three people from two targets onto one pad before!"

- Montgomery Scott


"Kirk to Engineering. Get us outta here Scotty."
"You bet your arse Captain!"

- James Kirk and Montgomery Scott


"I'm giving her all she's got, captain!"

- Montgomery Scott, when escaping the black hole


"Get off there, its not a climbing frame."

- Montgomery Scott, before beaming onto the Enterprise

/I don't even
 
2013-01-09 06:30:14 PM
PONY THREAD?!?!?

i140.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 06:30:36 PM

old_toole: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Or perhaps it links to a photo page web site of beautiful women. Women of all body types, races and creeds, but each more beautiful and desirable than the next. And some appear distracted or unaware that anyone's looking, while others make come-hither glances at the camera, so alluring, so realistic that you become aroused and your sexual genitals become engorged with the blood so they swell as you view these women. Even women who are Heterosexual will experience the page this way. Unless it is a page showing the spending of the Federal Government of the United States, and breaks it down by agency and department and budgets over time, plus projections of projects and spendings for the future. But for a joke, some will become aroused by this website with budgets! HA HA! Because they find such things sexually exciting. But that is for a joke

This is exactly was it was, and all you losers who can't see it are worse people for not seeing it.


How about a report detailing the numbers and percentages of US government mens whose sexual genitalia become engorged with the blood while at work, broken down by agency and GS level?

Oh, and uh, one more thing....what websites are they looking at?
 
2013-01-09 06:33:31 PM
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2013-01-09 06:33:51 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 06:35:25 PM
satellitemind.blog.com
 
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