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(Fark)   It's called "The Great Human Failure" and the entire world bears witness to it. Nothing has the power to elevate careers and change lives like LP 500. LGT 499   (fark.com) divider line 3675
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2013-01-09 03:33:50 PM
2013-01-09 03:33:51
 
2013-01-09 03:34:07 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5895462/
 
2013-01-09 03:34:51 PM
LD500

www.cehs.siu.edu
 
2013-01-09 03:36:02 PM
broken
 
2013-01-09 03:38:22 PM
s13.postimage.org
 
2013-01-09 03:39:05 PM
adullroar.com
 
2013-01-09 03:39:59 PM
jayfnelson.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 03:41:35 PM
It's like looking at Justin Bieber's diary only far more pointless.
 
2013-01-09 03:41:40 PM

threadjackistan: Someone want to fill in us peons?


They'll never tell us. The first rule of TotalFark is NEVER talk about TotalFark.
 
2013-01-09 03:41:46 PM
"Maybe one day we'll be good enough for totalfark, Brain."

"Until then, we will continue to box god with these short arms, Monsoon."

"How do you put god in a box?"

"I know how to put my di..."

"NOPE! STOP! Sorry I started down that path."
 
2013-01-09 03:43:26 PM
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 03:43:57 PM

punkrockgirl: I swear, the crap I put up with from you guys...


During the Presidential election political threads, I lost all of my coolness mojo:  Lost Forever. Never to come back. And you good folk put up with it.

Crap and swear, poopin' in my underwear. Loosing and phayling in LP threads, lurkin' in my girlfriend's beds. Irredeemable and irrepressible, I takes my slaps and partys with braps.



i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 03:44:59 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 03:48:29 PM

Desquamation: threadjackistan: Someone want to fill in us peons?

TF pledge drive.


farm5.static.flickr.com

Does not approve.

/hah~!
 
2013-01-09 03:48:32 PM
gifrific.com
 
2013-01-09 03:48:50 PM
This is definitely not a bookmark. Also it is my Boobies in this thread.
 
2013-01-09 03:48:57 PM
I just lost the Game.

So did all of you.
 
2013-01-09 03:49:24 PM
I cut myself even when celebrities aren't smoking weed.
 
2013-01-09 03:50:37 PM
I am confuse.

I follow link but am unceremoniously told that it is only for subscribers. I have no sense why this linking is to a page on a site that is only available to subscribers. No sense at all. Was there a thing there that I should have saw? Perhaps a heartwarming tale of a young woman's love for her pony and how they survived a fire and a revolution and the horse was stolen by Prussian soldiers but the following year the woman finds the horse in a meadow and it recognizes her and runs to her? Or perhaps a frightening story of a king who steals children and makes them run through his garden while he shoots at them with his hunting bow, all die, except one who escapes and runs from the kingdom to become a monk, only to die of dysentery. But before he dies he becomes one of the greatest text illuminators the monestary ever had, and his work was so beautiful and inspired that it made grown men weep with joy and humility at the beauty inspired by God's word. Except he died and in their humble tradition they take no credit for the work and the young man is utterly forgotten.

Or perhaps it links to a photo page web site of beautiful women. Women of all body types, races and creeds, but each more beautiful and desirable than the next. And some appear distracted or unaware that anyone's looking, while others make come-hither glances at the camera, so alluring, so realistic that you become aroused and your sexual genitals become engorged with the blood so they swell as you view these women. Even women who are Heterosexual will experience the page this way. Unless it is a page showing the spending of the Federal Government of the United States, and breaks it down by agency and department and budgets over time, plus projections of projects and spendings for the future. But for a joke, some will become aroused by this website with budgets! HA HA! Because they find such things sexually exciting. But that is for a joke.

Will I ever know what LP500 or LGT 499 are? IS that the Lesbian Gay Transcurious web club? I do not know.
 
2013-01-09 03:51:00 PM
so...since this has gone green...could we fix it so liters can see the bloody link?
 
2013-01-09 03:52:05 PM
ya know, the semester is starting in a week, I have 2 jobs, 13 credit hours(all of which are technical courses), and an ex I am slightly addicted to(and she to me, but whatever). TF would be the worst decision I could make. Last Post!

/probably not
 
2013-01-09 03:52:47 PM
img823.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 03:53:06 PM

Kyndig: so...since this has gone green...could we fix it so liters can see the bloody link?


Not sure what your issue is - works fine for me. Are you using IE?
 
2013-01-09 03:53:27 PM
i186.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 03:53:32 PM
[witty comment goes here]
 
2013-01-09 03:53:44 PM
Wow, this is the 500th one. Amazing. This is not my Boobies in this thread.
 
2013-01-09 03:55:23 PM
i232.photobucket.com
Burger King Jesus approves of LP.
 
2013-01-09 03:55:56 PM
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www.enemyplanet.com
 
2013-01-09 03:56:19 PM

offacue: Wow, this is the 500th one. Amazing. This is not my Boobies in this thread.


Boobies!
 
2013-01-09 03:57:41 PM
I give the Bieb a spliff every time a teenybopper cuts herself.
 
2013-01-09 03:58:14 PM
i232.photobucket.com
i232.photobucket.com
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 03:58:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 04:04:39 PM
 
2013-01-09 04:07:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 04:08:41 PM
I saw a turtle?
 
2013-01-09 04:08:57 PM
Stolen from an previous LP thread:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 04:09:34 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I am confuse.


Try again, and behold the awesome power of this fully armed and operational LP 500 Last Post Death Star.
 
2013-01-09 04:10:50 PM

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 300x277]
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x316]
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x448]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 04:18:14 PM
Oh god. I remember the last one of these...it was...unusual. Even for fark. Even for the INTERNET.

/But hey, whatever floats yer boat.
//I predict LP will be...2,456
 
2013-01-09 04:19:40 PM

Trance354: ya know, the semester is starting in a week, I have 2 jobs, 13 credit hours(all of which are technical courses), and an ex I am slightly addicted to(and she to me, but whatever). TF would be the worst decision I could make. Last Post!

/probably not


Seeing the link would not make this thread make any more sense.
 
2013-01-09 04:25:16 PM
s1.postimage.org
 
2013-01-09 04:25:23 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Or perhaps it links to a photo page web site of beautiful women. Women of all body types, races and creeds, but each more beautiful and desirable than the next. And some appear distracted or unaware that anyone's looking, while others make come-hither glances at the camera, so alluring, so realistic that you become aroused and your sexual genitals become engorged with the blood so they swell as you view these women. Even women who are Heterosexual will experience the page this way. Unless it is a page showing the spending of the Federal Government of the United States, and breaks it down by agency and department and budgets over time, plus projections of projects and spendings for the future. But for a joke, some will become aroused by this website with budgets! HA HA! Because they find such things sexually exciting. But that is for a joke


This is exactly was it was, and all you losers who can't see it are worse people for not seeing it.
 
2013-01-09 04:26:06 PM
Oops, my bad.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-09 04:28:43 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 04:31:48 PM
This thread frightens and confuses me.
 
2013-01-09 04:32:12 PM
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. Are referred to as "terminator" I. I pose "naked terminator, you pass the time" for the first time in the shower to classic squat. From the movie of the second start humming, you and I crouch there for a minute, I'm 3 minutes so that sucked those that do not close and the Arnold and the man in the chick (the theme terminator, my eyes visualized either 1). I rose to a standing position slowly, and then I opened my eyes. It helps my day is to promote expressionless, I like cyborg badass. Shower curtain, there is a problem only if you're attached to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 
2013-01-09 04:32:26 PM
I fear change
 
2013-01-09 04:33:33 PM
Quick, run into your bosses office and yell my farkname at him. Do it.
 
2013-01-09 04:33:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 04:33:56 PM
community.kabam.com
 
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