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(Philly Burbs)   What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls off a truck that also rolls over, taking out power to 1,100 customers?   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 59
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2013-01-09 08:14:44 AM
Police Chief Michael McDonald said the driver received minor injuries.

He also said he keeps forgettin' we're not in love anymore.
 
2013-01-09 08:27:49 AM
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
 
2013-01-09 08:44:17 AM

Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!


It's better than bad, it's good!
 
2013-01-09 08:51:24 AM
Damn earworms. I'll be humming that song all day now.
 
2013-01-09 09:00:04 AM
It's great for a snack and fits on your back!
 
2013-01-09 09:36:23 AM
It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.
 
2013-01-09 09:55:03 AM

Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!


Who doesn't love this?
 
2013-01-09 10:01:11 AM

unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?


Everyone loves a log.
 
2013-01-09 10:03:24 AM
huh.  I always thought it was "log rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs".  "alone or in pairs" does work better.
 
2013-01-09 10:14:08 AM
Did anyone check on the status of the neighbor's dog?
 
2013-01-09 10:24:08 AM

RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.


Would I?
 
2013-01-09 10:50:39 AM
THOSE FAT, BLOATED, EEEDIOTS!!!
 
2013-01-09 10:54:20 AM
Bananas in pajamas?
 
2013-01-09 10:58:15 AM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.


Is it bad that one day over a year ago I followed one hoping that would happen? Never been suicidal, or tried anything, but that thought crept up and permeated everything that day.

/I know it's bad, rhetorical
 
2013-01-09 11:59:12 AM
30,000 pounds of bananas?

/Wait, wrong song.
 
2013-01-09 12:01:01 PM

RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.


You're gonna love it, log.
 
2013-01-09 12:01:58 PM
It's Slinky....Slinky...what a wonderful toy! It's Slinky.....Slinky....good for a girl or a boy!
 
2013-01-09 12:02:23 PM

Cybernetic: 30,000 pounds of bananas?

/Wait, wrong song.


Oh you bastard.
 
2013-01-09 12:02:35 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.


Warning: Gruesome
 
2013-01-09 12:03:20 PM
No sir, I don't like it.
 
2013-01-09 12:04:27 PM
I ended up purchasing the Visible Log, but that was because the store didn't carry the Anatomically Correct Log.
 
2013-01-09 12:04:52 PM
I hate when someone drops a log on the highway.
 
2013-01-09 12:05:18 PM
your mom?
 
2013-01-09 12:12:46 PM
Chuck Norris?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 12:12:47 PM

ChiliCon: Get your NEW Malibu Log!


[hwalther.home.xs4all.nl image 501x384]


SQUEEEEE!!!!


Came here expecting this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-09 12:13:00 PM

pnome: Warning: Gruesome


Huh. I always thought that if logs fell off a truck, their momentum would cause them to roll along the road in the same direction that they were always moving. But after watching your clip, I learned that as soon as they touch the road, they reverse direction and roll backwards, toward the traffic behind them.

/learned something new today.
 
2013-01-09 12:13:15 PM
From Blammo!
 
2013-01-09 12:14:14 PM
I miss Ren. F Stimpy.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:40 PM
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

?

imthatold.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-09 12:16:49 PM

ChiliCon: Get your NEW Malibu Log!


[hwalther.home.xs4all.nl image 501x384]


SQUEEEEE!!!!


Came here expecting this, leaving satisfied.
/lol
 
2013-01-09 12:17:56 PM
Obama on a roll to shut down electricity generating power plants?

/see Georgia and 500 lost jobs
 
2013-01-09 12:18:00 PM
As a surly newspaper reporter/editor/clerk/janitor, I've covered plenty of fatal car wrecks. The two that involved decapitations both involved logging trucks.
 
2013-01-09 12:18:01 PM

unlikely: RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

Would I?


Hare-lip!
 
2013-01-09 12:20:31 PM
Police chief

www.thelmagazine.com
 
2013-01-09 12:23:15 PM
A zorb?
 
2013-01-09 12:28:21 PM
images.t-shirts.com
 
2013-01-09 12:31:09 PM
I have new e-mail!

www.greene-family.org
 
2013-01-09 12:31:33 PM

blatz514: Police chief


I heard he originally came from somewhere back in her long ago.
 
2013-01-09 12:33:49 PM
That reminds me, where did I put my collection of rare, incurable diseases?
 
2013-01-09 12:35:01 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.


I am a leaf on the wind.

fandomania.com
 
2013-01-09 12:49:33 PM
"It rolled over nearly 360 degrees," said the chief.

imgpostr.com
 
2013-01-09 12:49:33 PM
The truck driver should have eaten his powdered toast, man.
 
2013-01-09 12:53:51 PM

unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?


cdn.chud.com
 
2013-01-09 01:02:43 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-09 01:09:30 PM
Logs...?

I was gonna say it was a Jersey girl.
 
2013-01-09 01:23:10 PM
Subby?
 
2013-01-09 01:38:35 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.


Have you seen Final Destination 2? IF you have, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, check out the scene that starts around the 1:35 mark

May be NSFW due to some gore.
 
2013-01-09 01:38:40 PM

netcentric: Logs...?

I was gonna say it was a Jersey girl.


Those don't always fit on your back and they are NEVER good for a snack.
 
2013-01-09 01:40:14 PM

unlikely: RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

Would I?


Hare Lip!
 
2013-01-09 01:44:41 PM
it's almost like that one scene...from that one movie...where they're driving down the highway, and that log truck....
 
2013-01-09 02:02:28 PM
It's great for a snack?
 
2013-01-09 02:07:37 PM
Fits on your back?
 
2013-01-09 02:36:11 PM
Dunno, but it also creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
 
2013-01-09 02:53:03 PM
And now ... new logging truck for girls! (with pretty pink eyelashes over the headlights)
 
2013-01-09 03:07:42 PM
this thread makes me happy
 
2013-01-09 03:13:10 PM
I'm so happy that people remember and love Ren and Stimpy. They should bring that show back.
 
2013-01-09 05:20:47 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: "It rolled over nearly 360 degrees," said the chief.

[imgpostr.com image 655x543]


Do a barrel roll!
 
2013-01-10 02:11:07 AM

Whatthefark: nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks.  I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

Have you seen Final Destination 2? IF you have, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, check out the scene that starts around the 1:35 mark

May be NSFW due to some gore.


I posted the FD2 image, above you.

Are you sure you saw the movie?
 
2013-01-10 02:25:29 PM
"It rolled over nearly 360 degrees," said the chief.

I did a 360 degree roll on a vertical axis (technically a spin, or rotation, I suppose) during my introduction to an upstate New York winter in 1987. I was westbound on NY8 in an RX7, coming down out of the Adirondacks. When I left Troy it had been snowing fairly healthily, enough to snap limbs off trees, but there was nary a flake in the mountains (good because I went up there to take pictures of the fall colors). So as I descend out of the pretty mountain weather I see in front of me what appears to be a white wall, kind of like the sandstorm in The Mummy. Within seconds I was engulfed in a blizzard. The RX7 almost immediately lost traction...fortunately I knew not to brake and to steer into the skid. The car turned to the left, completely around, facing the same direction I had been going, stopped against a mailbox on the wrong side of the road. Fortunately there was absolutely no other traffic (no one else was crazy enough to drive around in this weather). The RX7 was untouched and, after my heart started up again, I proceeded onwards, MUCH more carefully. Made it back to Troy OK, although the traffic in the Mohawk valley was hideous.

/first weekend of october
//yeah, kinda late in the season for an upstate snowstorm
 
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