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		What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls off a truck that also rolls over, taking out power to 1,100 customers? (phillyburbs.com)		59
		More: Fail, Michael McDonald, logging truck, couples

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Sybarite		2013-01-09 08:14:44 AM

Police Chief Michael McDonald said the driver received minor injuries.

He also said he keeps forgettin' we're not in love anymore.

Bunny Deville		2013-01-09 08:27:49 AM

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

Techhell		2013-01-09 08:44:17 AM

Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

alwaysjaded		2013-01-09 08:51:24 AM

Damn earworms. I'll be humming that song all day now.

Coco LaFemme		2013-01-09 09:00:04 AM

It's great for a snack and fits on your back!

nekom		2013-01-09 09:36:23 AM

It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks. I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

unlikely		2013-01-09 09:55:03 AM

Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

RedPhoenix122		2013-01-09 10:01:11 AM

unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

serial_crusher		2013-01-09 10:03:24 AM

huh. I always thought it was "log rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs". "alone or in pairs" does work better.

RedPhoenix122		2013-01-09 10:14:08 AM

Did anyone check on the status of the neighbor's dog?

unlikely		2013-01-09 10:24:08 AM

RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

Would I?

xanadian		2013-01-09 10:50:39 AM

THOSE FAT, BLOATED, EEEDIOTS!!!

jaylectricity		2013-01-09 10:54:20 AM

Bananas in pajamas?

CapeFearCadaver		2013-01-09 10:58:15 AM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks. I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

Is it bad that one day over a year ago I followed one hoping that would happen? Never been suicidal, or tried anything, but that thought crept up and permeated everything that day.

/I know it's bad, rhetorical

Cybernetic		2013-01-09 11:59:12 AM

30,000 pounds of bananas?

/Wait, wrong song.

Carn		2013-01-09 12:01:01 PM

RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

You're gonna love it, log.

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-01-09 12:01:58 PM

It's Slinky....Slinky...what a wonderful toy! It's Slinky.....Slinky....good for a girl or a boy!

mootmah		2013-01-09 12:02:23 PM

Cybernetic: 30,000 pounds of bananas?

/Wait, wrong song.

Oh you bastard.

pnome		2013-01-09 12:02:35 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks. I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

Warning: Gruesome

Makh		2013-01-09 12:03:20 PM

No sir, I don't like it.

fuhfuhfuh		2013-01-09 12:04:27 PM

I ended up purchasing the Visible Log, but that was because the store didn't carry the Anatomically Correct Log.

WalMartian		2013-01-09 12:04:52 PM

I hate when someone drops a log on the highway.

busy chillin'		2013-01-09 12:05:18 PM

your mom?

probesport		2013-01-09 12:12:46 PM

Chuck Norris?

gja		2013-01-09 12:12:47 PM

ChiliCon: Get your NEW Malibu Log!

[hwalther.home.xs4all.nl image 501x384]

SQUEEEEE!!!!

Came here expecting this. Leaving satisfied.

THX 1138		2013-01-09 12:13:00 PM

pnome: Warning: Gruesome

Huh. I always thought that if logs fell off a truck, their momentum would cause them to roll along the road in the same direction that they were always moving. But after watching your clip, I learned that as soon as they touch the road, they reverse direction and roll backwards, toward the traffic behind them.

/learned something new today.

DeathCipris		2013-01-09 12:13:15 PM

From Blammo!

HelloNeuman		2013-01-09 12:14:14 PM

I miss Ren. F Stimpy.

MBooda		2013-01-09 12:15:40 PM

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

?

imthatold.com

gja		2013-01-09 12:16:49 PM

ChiliCon: Get your NEW Malibu Log!

[hwalther.home.xs4all.nl image 501x384]

SQUEEEEE!!!!

Came here expecting this, leaving satisfied.
/lol

Clemkadidlefark		2013-01-09 12:17:56 PM

Obama on a roll to shut down electricity generating power plants?

/see Georgia and 500 lost jobs

Catsaregreen		2013-01-09 12:18:00 PM

As a surly newspaper reporter/editor/clerk/janitor, I've covered plenty of fatal car wrecks. The two that involved decapitations both involved logging trucks.

a61sun		2013-01-09 12:18:01 PM

unlikely: RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

Would I?

Hare-lip!

blatz514		2013-01-09 12:20:31 PM

Police chief

www.thelmagazine.com

ChrisDe		2013-01-09 12:23:15 PM

A zorb?

imtheonlylp		2013-01-09 12:28:21 PM

lostcat		2013-01-09 12:31:09 PM

I have new e-mail!

www.greene-family.org

nucular bum		2013-01-09 12:31:33 PM

blatz514: Police chief

I heard he originally came from somewhere back in her long ago.

WarpZone		2013-01-09 12:33:49 PM

That reminds me, where did I put my collection of rare, incurable diseases?

Ambitwistor		2013-01-09 12:35:01 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks. I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

I am a leaf on the wind.

fandomania.com

Sock Ruh Tease		2013-01-09 12:49:33 PM

"It rolled over nearly 360 degrees," said the chief.

imgpostr.com

MythDragon		2013-01-09 12:49:33 PM

The truck driver should have eaten his powdered toast, man.

PchopSandwiches		2013-01-09 12:53:51 PM

unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

cdn.chud.com

StoPPeRmobile		2013-01-09 01:02:43 PM

netcentric		2013-01-09 01:09:30 PM

Logs...?

I was gonna say it was a Jersey girl.

Pichu0102		2013-01-09 01:23:10 PM

Subby?

Whatthefark		2013-01-09 01:38:35 PM

nekom: It scares the hell out of me driving behind logging trucks. I always think those chains are going to break and throw a big log right through my windshield.

Have you seen Final Destination 2? IF you have, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, check out the scene that starts around the 1:35 mark

May be NSFW due to some gore.

A Shambling Mound		2013-01-09 01:38:40 PM

netcentric: Logs...?

I was gonna say it was a Jersey girl.

Those don't always fit on your back and they are NEVER good for a snack.

santadog		2013-01-09 01:40:14 PM

unlikely: RedPhoenix122: unlikely: Techhell: Bunny Deville: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's better than bad, it's good!

Who doesn't love this?

Everyone loves a log.

Would I?

Hare Lip!