Ennuipoet: Mike_LowELL: Step 1: Perform military exercises out in the woods, preparing to take on a fully-trained, trillion-dollar-a-year fighting force with fully-trained, well-equpped soldiers that will not only has absolute air superiority with tactics synchronized through satellite and computer communication, but will eventually be able to employ robots which take human casualties out of the equation. This way, if the government comes after your freedoms, you'll be ready to take them on.Step 2: ROFLI've been trying to explain this to various retarded conservative friends over the past few months. They seem to labor under the delusion the Army would never attack it's citizens and I have to explain again that "The Army" doesn't have to do shiat, just a couple of guys in a trailer with link to the Predators.Farking 21st Century technology, how does it work?
Catsaregreen: So what you Fark pussies are saying is, "Hand over your guns now, because there's no way you can fight the government. If they want to take away your freedoms, they can and there's nothing you can do about it"?Our Founding Fathers are rolling over in their graves.
Maturin: [www.jmu.edu image 396x300]This is how you handle a revolutionary.
vpb: dittybopper: dittybopper: (that weren't true, btw)?Well, some may have been.Still, I wonder how much of it was instigated by the government. It's pretty much well known that if you claim to be part of some militia organization, the FBI is going to actively attempt to infiltrate that group. They've been doing that since the 1990's.Good. Investigating terrorists is what they do. I don't know how they could "instigate" someone into organizing a terrorist organization.
AccuJack: Aside from actual shooting, there would be huge casualties from resistance fighters. Imagine every time a soldier stopped at McDonald's there was a chance they'd get something toxic but slow acting in their burger
Madbassist1: The Afganis kicked our asses...and before us, the Soviets. Thats quite a farking accomplishment, if you ask me.
dallylamma: jaybeezey: doczoidberg: All of this gun shiat is really getting on my nerves.How about we skip the part where we argue about gun control, and just get right to the part where we do nothing?Why do you hate "the children"?Hell, a member of Congress got shot in the head and nothing changed.
Giltric: How long before other countries start waging a proxy war against the US government by giving 9k38s and DSHKs to the militias in that scenario?the enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that......
tallen702: freetomato: tallen702: The weapons we DO have on our shores are kept in armories on bases. Bases are fairly open. The word "Fort" doesn't mean walls, moats, barbed wire, etc. anymore. It simply means that the DoD owns the land and the buildings thereI haven't been to one military facility post 9/11 (and I've been to perhaps 10 since then - USAF, USAR and USMC) that is not fenced and conducting 100% ID checks at the gate. If you think anyone can prance up to the munitions storage area/armory, you are sadly mistaken. National Guard Armories may not be fenced but again, it's not like the arms are stored in a garden shed from Home Depot with a bicycle padlock on them.Read part one about how few people on base are armed or ready to be armed, then read part two about the low level of security at base. In a situation of armed uprising, I seriously doubt anyone raiding a base to secure weaponry is going to try to just slip past the guards.Also, bolt/wire cutters will take care of your fence, you know, if you do want to be a bit more covert about it.As for the Nat'l Guard, it may not be a shed with a padlock, but it's not much better...
AngryJailhouseFistfark: What they're failing to take into account is faith. These patriots who are preparing to fight a tyrannical, atheist, secular-humanist government that bows to the homosexuals, the abortionists, the libertines, and the communists are driven to do so not by some business interest or criminal affiliation. No, they're driven by a love of Freedom and that Freedom is given unto us by God. Not through some holistic, universalist feel-good Santa Claus or ancient moon god either. But by the One True God. The God of Abraham, Issac, and Joseph. The "I Am". And these patriots found Him through His Savior, Jesus Christ. But those names are all forbidden in the state house. They're punch lines swear-words, ideals to be mocked at the gay freedom day parade.THERE'S an oxymoron: Gay Freedom. They might feel free to be gay, but by adopting that lifestyle and the vile sodomy that accompanies it, they take on Satan's yoke of homo-slavery. They'll carry it to their graves, too, and to the Lake of Fire, lest they repent.Meanwhile, God's Faithful have done as the Master instructed, "sell your cloak. Buy a sword", and his disciples showed him, Look, here are two swords and He said, 'It is enough.'" Luke 22:36.People argue on and on but I'll tell you this much, the wisdom of the learned is like the babbling of fools. It's plain as day. Jesus's words were the inspiration for our Christian Founding Fathers (yes, they were. George Washington was a Vestryman at The Falls Church Episcopal in his time). They knew. They knew that an ordinary man didn't need cannon and ship and cavalry and mortar and trenches. Yes, the army of that day DID have far more than just a smooth-bore musket. They had rockets, even! But did the 2nd Amendment advocate all of that military hardware? No, a simple rifle. As Jesus said, "It is enough."And again, He will come in Glory. What the tyrant government forgets is the "force multiplier" that exists in Christ. For not only will He protect His flock, but those beli ...
doglover: DROxINxTHExWIND: Step 1: Set the woods on fire and smoke their dumb asses out.Because if there's one thing wildfires do it's stay in one place and not cause catastrophic environmental and collateral damage.
lordaction: Stories like these are just liberal fantasies of seeing their political opponents killed. You can see the actual glee in these comments and in the article. As history has shown us, leftists want nothing more then to see those that don't agree with their politics killed.
Catsaregreen: Our Founding Fathers are rolling over in their velvet-lined, jewel-encrusted graves.
people: How is Afghanistan working out for you?
Fubegra: FTFA: "I put myself here, with my own words," he said before pausing. "And I feel horrible about that."Translation: "I'm sorry I got caught."
zarberg: So the words "well regulated" can't be ignored?
Phinn: Lincoln (the great respecter of liberty that he was)
Xlr8urfark: And rebellious snow bunnies!
Charlie Freak: If you have to limit your movements, hide in snow caves, and stay away from others lest you look like a target, forest or not, you're fighting on someone else's terms. Unless you have popular support, you won't last long.
PacManDreaming: Meh, if there was a major uprising, all the government would have to do is turn off the electricity, water, communications and have grocery suppliers stop all food deliveries. ....
xanadian: That is one weird-looking dude. Can't put my finger on why I'm thinking that. And it has nothing to do with the orange jumpsuit clashing with his complexion...
dittybopper: Ennuipoet: I've been trying to explain this to various retarded conservative friends over the past few months. They seem to labor under the delusion the Army would never attack it's citizens and I have to explain again that "The Army" doesn't have to do shiat, just a couple of guys in a trailer with link to the Predators.
vpb: I don't know how they could "instigate" someone into organizing a terrorist organization.
Ennuipoet: I've been trying to explain this to various retarded conservative friends over the past few months. They seem to labor under the delusion the Army would never attack it's citizens and I have to explain again that "The Army" doesn't have to do shiat, just a couple of guys in a trailer with link to the Predators.Farking 21st Century technology, how does it work?
dittybopper: Mike_LowELL: Step 1: Perform military exercises out in the woods, preparing to take on a fully-trained, trillion-dollar-a-year fighting force with fully-trained, well-equipped soldiers that will not only has absolute air superiority with tactics synchronized through satellite and computer communication, but will eventually be able to employ robots which take human casualties out of the equation. This way, if the government comes after your freedoms, you'll be ready to take them on.Step 2: ROFLThat's not the paradigm now. it's just that some people haven't gotten the message.
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