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(The Verge)   If you're trying to get Scottish women to drink less, why not try an Android app? It can't possibly be less successful than everything else you've tried already   (theverge.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-09 07:50:31 AM
The only reason to make a Scottish girl try to drink less is that you're embarrassed that she can drink more than you can.
 
2013-01-09 07:51:23 AM
That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.
 
2013-01-09 07:54:08 AM
10 drinks/week is the upper limit?
 
2013-01-09 07:54:29 AM
Try making less ugly Scotsmen.
 
2013-01-09 08:05:35 AM
Okay, so now it's:

• Read your 'Big Book'
• Work your steps
• Get in 90 meetings in 90 days
• Get a sponsor
• Avoid ANY all other substances (except cigarettes of course, that's not an addictive drug)
• Evangelize the 12 steps
......and.....
• Use an app.

Sounds as valid as the rest of the options....
 
2013-01-09 08:06:06 AM
Married a Scot, got the app, can't wait for her to laugh in my face.
 
2013-01-09 08:10:21 AM

The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.


Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.
 
2013-01-09 08:16:07 AM
Considering drinking is a national sport of Scotland... I'm not sure this will work well.
 
2013-01-09 08:17:50 AM
makes them see how fugly they get after consuming alcohol

so, basically, just reverse beer goggles
 
2013-01-09 08:18:09 AM

stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.

Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.


I find her reasonably attractive, but the darkness of the ad and the whole "Angus" thing haunts my dreams.
 
2013-01-09 08:18:34 AM
Just raise the price of alcohol by 2 cents a gallon, you'll have full scale Scottish rebellion on your hands.
 
2013-01-09 08:26:20 AM
Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.
 
2013-01-09 08:27:46 AM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.


You like shorn or all woolly? I don't want to disappoint you when I start posting pics.
 
2013-01-09 08:29:28 AM

Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.

Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.

I find her reasonably attractive, but the darkness of the ad and the whole "Angus" thing haunts my dreams.


It still boggles me a bit that that's Claire Forlani in those ads.
 
2013-01-09 08:30:07 AM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.


funbestfun.com
Just doing my part...
 
2013-01-09 08:30:09 AM

The Muthaship: EVERYBODY PANIC: Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.

You like shorn or all woolly? I don't want to disappoint you when I start posting pics.


OMG. I just did an Images GIS for the term Scottish Women. I had no idea. Nix the "Scottish women" thread hijack right now while we still can!
 
2013-01-09 08:32:41 AM

DerechoSCK: EVERYBODY PANIC: Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.

[funbestfun.com image 600x783]
Just doing my part...


Too late! Oh wait. That one's pretty good. Hmmm. Carry on with caution please.
 
2013-01-09 08:37:30 AM

bump: Okay, so now it's:

• Read your 'Big Book'
• Work your steps
• Get in 90 meetings in 90 days
• Get a sponsor
• Avoid ANY all other substances (except cigarettes of course, that's not an addictive drug)
• Evangelize the 12 steps
......and.....
• Use an app.

Sounds as valid as the rest of the options....


Sounds like you've been to a few A.A. meetings...Me too! You forgot one important step....biatch and moan about your life at every A.A. meeting thus making everyone around you want to drink even more!!!
 
2013-01-09 08:43:30 AM

Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.

Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.

I find her reasonably attractive, but the darkness of the ad and the whole "Angus" thing haunts my dreams.


No.  At first glance she's attractive but then, half way through the bottle she becomes a harpy.  Whining about this and running her yap in that weird dialect she's got going.  Then later on she vomits all over your privates and passes out becoming in name what she was in reality, Dead Weight.
Two hours later she comes to and vomits again and now it's in earnest.  She's decided to get up off the bedroom floor and stagger around the party frothing at anyone that will listen.  She's angry and incoherent.  Staggering into the kitchen, she grabs the magnum of wine carelessly left out, swills the last glass, vomits for a third time and hurls the bottle through the sliding glass door.
Guests are leaving. As they load her on the gurney she makes a pass at one of the attendants by pulling up her skirt and making guttural noises. She vomits one last time when the attendants become disoriented in the house and bring her out tilted head down.
You put your key in the ignition and twist the engine over and think "If she only sobers up enough for me to leave, I can be out in ten minutes".
 
2013-01-09 08:46:36 AM
I always thought Scottish girls were like female dwarves, they look just like Scot men but only Scots can tell the difference.
 
2013-01-09 08:47:14 AM

Marcintosh: Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.

Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.

I find her reasonably attractive, but the darkness of the ad and the whole "Angus" thing haunts my dreams.

No.  At first glance she's attractive but then, half way through the bottle she becomes a harpy.  Whining about this and running her yap in that weird dialect she's got going.  Then later on she vomits all over your privates and passes out becoming in name what she was in reality, Dead Weight.
Two hours later she comes to and vomits again and now it's in earnest.  She's decided to get up off the bedroom floor and stagger around the party frothing at anyone that will listen.  She's angry and incoherent.  Staggering into the kitchen, she grabs the magnum of wine carelessly left out, swills the last glass, vomits for a third time and hurls the bottle through the sliding glass door.
Guests are leaving. As they load her on the gurney she makes a pass at one of the attendants by pulling up her skirt and making guttural noises. She vomits one last time when the attendants become disoriented in the house and bring her out tilted head down.
You put your key in the ignition and twist the engine over and think "If she only sobers up enough for me to leave, I can be out in ten minutes".


ANGUS?!?!
 
2013-01-09 08:55:43 AM
Question: Do Scots call locally-distilled whiskey 'whiskey' or do they call it 'scotch'?

/yes, i know they call it 'breakfast', but other than that
 
2013-01-09 09:03:02 AM
Whiskey

IN Scotland, the word 'Scotch' is not used for whiskey,,,,,,, even the imported rubbish
 
2013-01-09 09:03:33 AM

DubtodaIll: Just raise the price of alcohol by 2 cents a gallon, you'll have full scale Scottish rebellion on your hands.


It comes in gallons?!?? I'm getting one! (rushes to the bar)
 
2013-01-09 09:06:07 AM

Marcintosh: Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.
As they load her on the gurney she makes a pass at one of the attendants by pulling up her skirt and making guttural noises. She vomits one last time when the attendants become disoriented in the house and bring her out tilted head down.


To be fair, I understand that hiking up your skirt and making gutteral noises while drunk legally classifies as implied consent amongst the Celtic populations.
 
2013-01-09 09:13:51 AM

DerechoSCK: EVERYBODY PANIC: Slackers. This thread has so much potential to become a hot-Scot babes thread. Get to it lads.

[funbestfun.com image 600x783]
Just doing my part...


And a fine job you're doing.

/because this is the only reason I came to this thread
 
2013-01-09 09:16:22 AM
I think women ought to drink more, in general.

All women.
 
2013-01-09 09:24:33 AM

cynicalbastard: Marcintosh: Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.
As they load her on the gurney she makes a pass at one of the attendants by pulling up her skirt and making guttural noises. She vomits one last time when the attendants become disoriented in the house and bring her out tilted head down.

To be fair, I understand that hiking up your skirt and making gutteral noises while drunk legally classifies as implied consent amongst the Celtic populations.


For the women or the men?
 
2013-01-09 09:28:09 AM

furterfan: Whiskey

IN Scotland, the word 'Scotch' is not used for whiskey,,,,,,, even the imported rubbish


No, they call it whisky
 
2013-01-09 10:02:49 AM

grokca: furterfan: Whiskey

IN Scotland, the word 'Scotch' is not used for whiskey,,,,,,, even the imported rubbish

No, they call it whisky


Indeed, I stand corrected.

/they still dont call it scotch
 
2013-01-09 10:04:19 AM
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Can throw up on my privates whenever she likes.
 
2013-01-09 10:05:20 AM
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If you looked like this you would start drinking heavily too
 
2013-01-09 10:12:57 AM
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And if you looked like this I would be trying to get you to drink heavily
 
2013-01-09 10:24:45 AM

furterfan: Whiskey

IN Scotland, the word 'Scotch' is not used for whiskey,,,,,,, even the imported rubbish


Thanks!

grokca: furterfan: Whiskey

IN Scotland, the word 'Scotch' is not used for whiskey,,,,,,, even the imported rubbish

No, they call it whisky


Thanks!
 
2013-01-09 10:27:54 AM
No, I would NOT like a Glasgow kiss.....
 
2013-01-09 10:51:06 AM

cwheelie: No, I would NOT like a Glasgow kiss.....


Is that when they throw up in your mouth?
 
2013-01-09 11:25:56 AM
Obiviously!!

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 11:30:24 AM
FTFH: "It can't possibly be less successful than everything else you've tried already"

Subby, I enjoy the turn of that phrase and hope to find a suitable use for it on my own in the future. Thanks.
 
2013-01-09 12:42:15 PM
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"I'm cutting you off."
 
2013-01-09 01:27:34 PM

spiralscratch: Farce-Side: stupiddream: The Muthaship: That f*cking Dewar's ad is terrifying.

Why does she call everyone Angus?  And I know it's probably just me but, she is very unattractive.  Her lips are wierd looking to me.

I find her reasonably attractive, but the darkness of the ad and the whole "Angus" thing haunts my dreams.

It still boggles me a bit that that's Claire Forlani in those ads.


i thought it was someone that looked alike when i saw the ad poster. does she not age?! mallrats was 17 farking years ago.
 
2013-01-09 10:09:00 PM
The mating call of the Drunken Scottish Lass:
"Arrgh-fookin'Glasgae-dinnae gi'a fook- whar's bottle- ye got some wellies?"
 
2013-01-09 11:52:36 PM
Scotty: Aayyyeee...
McCoy: Amen to that.
 
jrl
2013-01-10 08:10:11 PM
So are you ladies from Scottland?

It's Wales, you jerk!

Oh sorry, are you whales from Scottland? Ow ow op ouch...
 
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