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(eBay)   TF'er selling hot wife's slightly worn jeans. They will make your ass look phat   (ebay.com ) divider line
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2013-01-09 07:19:22 AM  
Serious question, if a woman is an average height, say 5'7", and she wears a size 26, roughly how much does she weigh?
 
2013-01-09 07:39:07 AM  
That's pretty creepy, subby.
 
2013-01-09 07:48:03 AM  
Fark green lights today: right wing trolls and creepy perv husbands selling wifes "used" clothing.

So basically a Reno flea market on a friday.
 
2013-01-09 07:57:11 AM  
Wow. Is this actually a fetish? Is this a real thing?

What am I saying. If amputation is a fetish, I'm sure this is the tamer of the things you sick farks can get off on. Y'all need Jesus.
 
2013-01-09 08:00:55 AM  
So have they been washed since she wore them last? Item description is unclear on this.
 
2013-01-09 10:09:12 AM  

Earguy: Serious question, if a woman is an average height, say 5'7", and she wears a size 26, roughly how much does she weigh?


In premium denim, that means she has a 26" waist not that she's size 26

26" waist, I'd put her at around 130, maybe 125

If she really were a size 26, she'd be pushing 250, maybe 300.
 
2013-01-09 10:15:12 AM  
I have always been told that Fark is not your personal erotica site... and now this?
 
2013-01-09 10:21:39 AM  

Earguy: Serious question, if a woman is an average height, say 5'7", and she wears a size 26, roughly how much does she weigh?


Read further. It's a size 26 *inches*. So, men sizes for women's jeans.

*rolls eyes*
 
2013-01-09 10:22:45 AM  
Not rolling my eyes at you, Earguy, btw. At the fact that they're using men's sizes on women's jeans.

I'm trying so hard to refrain from tomboy jokes right now.... :/
 
2013-01-09 10:26:00 AM  

Grapple: I have always been told that Fark is not your personal erotica site... and now this?


So the Mayans were right, just a few weeks off
 
2013-01-09 10:33:05 AM  
Has she gone commando in them, and have they been washed since?
It's a simple question - and very important.
 
2013-01-09 10:34:06 AM  

dugitman: So have they been washed since she wore them last? Item description is unclear on this.


They're marketed as "Scratch & Sniff" if that gives you any clue.

/I'm just gonna leave that right there.
 
2013-01-09 10:59:27 AM  
They may sell better with a live model showing the curves subby.
 
2013-01-09 11:29:04 AM  
What is this I don't even...
 
2013-01-09 11:35:28 AM  

RoyHobbs22: They may sell better with a live model showing the curves subby.


Be careful with that. My wife put a bunch of dresses she was getting rid of on craigslist. The pictures were of her wearing the dress but only from the waist down and showed only the dress and just a little bit of leg. She put my phone number on the posting and within a few minutes I was texted a picture of some guy's junk with the text "you are sexy". I just replied back "your dick is tiny".
 
2013-01-09 11:44:47 AM  

Faps_in_the_kitchen: RoyHobbs22: They may sell better with a live model showing the curves subby.

Be careful with that. My wife put a bunch of dresses she was getting rid of on craigslist. The pictures were of her wearing the dress but only from the waist down and showed only the dress and just a little bit of leg. She put my phone number on the posting and within a few minutes I was texted a picture of some guy's junk with the text "you are sexy". I just replied back "your dick is tiny".


No it's not.

//shakes tiny fist
 
2013-01-09 12:07:53 PM  
a better question is HAS HE GONE COMMANDO IN THEM?
 
2013-01-09 12:16:34 PM  

jim32rr: Grapple: I have always been told that Fark is not your personal erotica site... and now this?

So the Mayans were right, just a few weeks off


we're in un-Mayaned territory, now. Anything is possible.
 
2013-01-09 12:32:30 PM  
So should I start submitting links directly to Craigslist casual encounter ads or do I need to wait a couple of weeks before our standards hit that level?
 
2013-01-09 01:01:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 01:11:51 PM  
Let me see her ass
 
2013-01-09 01:14:25 PM  
yeah... I can see the wear mark starting in the front where her cock rubs.
 
2013-01-09 01:25:23 PM  
www.movieneon.com

I bid a dime.
 
2013-01-09 01:51:57 PM  
So this is where the perverts hang out... Last time I click a link at the bottom of Fark.
 
2013-01-09 02:17:15 PM  
Who pays $32 for used jeans when you can pick them up at Goodwill/Salvation Army for $2 a pair?
 
2013-01-09 08:08:46 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-09 09:33:40 PM  
www.fhm.com

Hi folks, Glenn Quagmire here. You probably thought you'd see me posted by someone making a "$50" joke, or just throwing down a cheap "Giggity", but instead, I thought I would class things up a bit and read a quote from The Buddha:

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

Thank you, and God Bless.
 
2013-01-09 11:03:31 PM  

jayhawk88: [www.fhm.com image 440x404]

Hi folks, Glenn Quagmire here. You probably thought you'd see me posted by someone making a "$50" joke, or just throwing down a cheap "Giggity", but instead, I thought I would class things up a bit and read a quote from The Buddha:

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

Thank you, and God Bless.


*raises finger, confused*
*walks away, hands in pocket*
 
2013-01-10 03:14:52 AM  
Just let us know when you put her bicycle seat up for sale.
 
2013-01-10 04:20:17 AM  

BronyMedic: Wow. Is this actually a fetish? Is this a real thing?


Yes shoes are more common
 
2013-01-10 04:35:03 AM  
Pics of said hot wife wearing jeans.  Just so I can get an idea of how they ride.

/really
//not really
 
2013-01-10 11:49:04 AM  
Still waiting for pics
 
2013-01-10 01:09:10 PM  
What has the world come to when you cannot even get $32 for a young woman's unwashed pants?
 
2013-01-10 05:18:05 PM  

mrlewish: Faps_in_the_kitchen: RoyHobbs22: They may sell better with a live model showing the curves subby.

Be careful with that. My wife put a bunch of dresses she was getting rid of on craigslist. The pictures were of her wearing the dress but only from the waist down and showed only the dress and just a little bit of leg. She put my phone number on the posting and within a few minutes I was texted a picture of some guy's junk with the text "you are sexy". I just replied back "your dick is tiny".

No it's not.

//shakes tiny fist


Sure, *this* time, it's a tiny fist.
 
2013-01-11 11:22:02 AM  
Without pics, these are just women's jeans that subby wears while asking the mirror if he looks sexy and petting his dog.
 
2013-01-11 08:46:48 PM  
How much for the slightly used wife?
 
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