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(College Humor)   Thirteen things you should stop doing in 2013. You mean people seek validation from the internet? Who knew?   (collegehumor.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-09 01:38:30 AM
8 votes:
If I don't get at least 10 "Funny" votes in this thread I'm going to kill myself!

*sniff*
2013-01-09 03:40:53 AM
4 votes:

fusillade762: If I don't get at least 10 "Funny" votes in this thread I'm going to kill myself!

*sniff*


*smart*
2013-01-09 12:54:34 AM
4 votes:
#Bacon
2013-01-09 01:08:18 AM
3 votes:
The author sounds like she needs to be in the hospital hooked up to an IV full of Midol.
2013-01-09 01:42:07 PM
2 votes:
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2013-01-09 05:00:43 AM
2 votes:

soundguy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tell this little guy sleeping on my chest with his head on my shoulder I'm not his Dad

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Hey little guy, ask that nearly hairless creature claiming to be your dad if he can lick his own balls. If he can't, he's not a dog and therefore an imposter. Your REAL dad is probably off somewhere sniffing some other dogs butt and peeing on a tree.


If the nearly hairless creature claiming to be his dad COULD lick his own balls, he wouldn't have time to own a dog.
2013-01-09 04:59:06 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: If I don't get at least 10 "Funny" votes in this thread I'm going to kill myself!

*sniff*


I hear that's going around.
2013-01-09 04:56:43 AM
2 votes:

dalovindj: Jesda: It's a carefully crafted offbeat image.

Says the poser. Or is it 'poseur'? But that sounds french and gay. Which is great, for french gay people, but who really gives a fark in Brooklyn? You know? Luckily, I think both pronunciations are the same, so conversationally you needn't get into a debate at the next Bushwick art party about how to say p0zer, but I digress.

In any event, I spot a flaw in your premise. The image is as carefully crafted as can be from behind a fog of cheap beer and useless liberal arts degrees. It is careful in a way, but also the opposite of carefulness. You might even argue it is the height of lacadaisicality and NOT caring, trading the most shallow levels of thought and self-awareness for anything like intelligent thought and creative analysis. In essence, the total avoidance of effort.

I'd perhaps argue that 'carefully crafted' is overly generous to these mental midgets. These abortion-should-of-beens. It is, in fact, a lazily crafted image. And a thoroughly transparent.one at that. But some of those hipster broads are hot, so I've personally drank a lot more Pabst then I can really justify, intellectually.


HIPCEPTION
2013-01-09 04:14:31 AM
2 votes:

SnarfVader: If your kid is insulted that you refer to yourself as the Dad or Mom of a beloved pet, you're a pretty shiatty parent or you have a farked up kid.


This is my little cute-se, woot-se baby....

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... and this is Robert.

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2013-01-09 03:59:13 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tell this little guy sleeping on my chest with his head on my shoulder I'm not his Dad


I refer to myself as "dad" all the time when talking about my pooch. Granted, it's usually something like, "Jesus you're a retard. Takes after his daddy." And make no mistake...my dog is retarded.
2013-01-09 01:41:51 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: If I don't get at least 10 "Funny" votes in this thread I'm going to kill myself!

*sniff*


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2013-01-09 12:11:08 AM
2 votes:
I submitted this with a better headline.
2013-01-09 05:34:54 AM
1 votes:
#14. Stop clicking on College "Humor" links
2013-01-09 04:12:08 AM
1 votes:
List fails without "Split article on internet across multiple pages unless it is gigantic".
2013-01-09 03:43:32 AM
1 votes:
My dog would be heart broken if she knew I wasn't her mother. Finding out you're adopted is hard.
2013-01-09 02:55:53 AM
1 votes:

PacManDreaming: The author sounds like she needs to be in the hospital hooked up to an IV full of Midol.


#14 was originally "stop writing whiny articles for second rate websites", but she quickly crossed that one out.
2013-01-09 01:11:28 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Tell this little guy sleeping on my chest with his head on my shoulder I'm not his Dad


At my vet, the reception desk will call back on an intercom when they have the paperwork done on a pet and are paging someone to come escort pet and owner to an exam room.  They always do it "Pet name" "Owner's surname," so when it's my turn I hear "Ozzie and Harriet [Surname] are ready to see Dr. Lindley"
 
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