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2013-01-09 12:11:00 AM
i.imgur.com

The WHAT Commander?
 
2013-01-09 12:24:58 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

FARC Commander
 
2013-01-09 12:45:22 AM
Alright, you will be my number one.  And you over there, you'll be the science officer.  You....um...you're in charge of the radishes.
 
2013-01-09 02:11:18 AM
slacktory.com

Head of Potatoes
 
2013-01-09 03:59:15 AM

Somacandra: The WHAT Commander?


Came in here to post just that, you glorious scene stealing bastard.
 
2013-01-09 05:07:03 AM
I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.
 
2013-01-09 05:10:30 AM
Somacandra:
The WHAT Commander?

Done in one.
-J-
 
2013-01-09 05:12:17 AM

Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.


Well, they got killed off by the plague. And even if they hadn't, they would have died of old age, I think.
 
2013-01-09 05:18:56 AM
That "teen exorcist" is pretty cute.
 
2013-01-09 05:22:12 AM
img19.imageshack.us

How did 'Pussy Massager' not make the list?
 
2013-01-09 05:25:13 AM
img33.imageshack.us

It's ONLY 4.99!!
 
2013-01-09 05:34:11 AM

cowgirl toffee: [img33.imageshack.us image 320x255]

It's ONLY 4.99!!


images.wikia.com

Even cheaper!
 
2013-01-09 05:36:45 AM
Almost forgot to mention 'MILF commander' is what I named my penis.

/You don't even want to know which part of me is 'the cougar lord'!
 
2013-01-09 05:41:16 AM
Que ancient alien theorist.
 
2013-01-09 05:48:15 AM

SgtArkie: Que ancient alien theorist.


Sorry but that's no longer a job title since this started airing...

illuminutti.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-09 05:50:56 AM
Doctor Jonathan Smith, The-
rapist
 
2013-01-09 05:54:37 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 05:58:53 AM

Bob Down: Doctor Jonathan Smith, The-
rapist


Doctor Smith you say?

www.thepoliticalsword.com

/Never fear, Smith is here!
 
2013-01-09 06:16:14 AM
Since the CLIT Commander is already covered,

i83.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 06:20:54 AM

Somacandra: The WHAT Commander?


This thread is dead to me now.
 
2013-01-09 06:24:08 AM
Yeah, they''re not job titles. They're TV captions.

And odds are the "Smarties expert" is a PR person for Nestle.
 
2013-01-09 06:27:58 AM
Domestic Abuse Coordinator
Erection Engineer
Domestic Violence COORDINATOR
Male Specimen Courier
Dike Mapping Researcher
ect.
ect.
 
2013-01-09 06:35:58 AM

Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.


Harbinger of the doomed rat?
 
2013-01-09 06:36:36 AM
I'd be willing to bet I brew a better chocolate beer then Jim Koch.

I just don't brew as much as him.

/Don't work for Brooklyn Brewery.
 
2013-01-09 06:44:47 AM

HotWingAgenda: Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.

Well, they got killed off by the plague. And even if they hadn't, they would have died of old age, I think.


Groom of the stool? They call that 'turd polishing' nowadays. Usually sound engineers take up that mantle, but it's a widespread practice.
 
2013-01-09 06:47:00 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 436x352]

The WHAT Commander?


Damn, that was quick.
 
2013-01-09 06:53:22 AM
It's nice that they let that intern do something.
He needs the freelance cash to buy more pot to watch TV about snack food.
 
2013-01-09 07:42:43 AM
Met a guy who worked for the State Police that had "Weapons of Mass Destruction - Coordinator" on his business card. Still have it somewhere...
 
2013-01-09 07:47:10 AM
No mention of chick sexers?

Somacandra: The WHAT Commander?


Other than that, done in one.
 
2013-01-09 07:49:49 AM
Shredded Cheese Authority would be a good band name

/Had to go for it
 
2013-01-09 07:56:48 AM
I would bet that the Teenage Exerciser is the daughter of TV/Radio sleaze Bob Larson..
The family scheistering business lives on..Bob has to keep paying for those Hans Weiman
hair plugs and expensive "trips" to Hawaii with his "secretary" Margo somehow..Total scumbags..
 
2013-01-09 08:11:11 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 436x352]

The WHAT Commander?


lol, thats the first thing i thought of as well.
 
2013-01-09 08:11:31 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 436x352]

The WHAT Commander?


Dammit. I didn't even get a chance to google "clit commander."
 
2013-01-09 08:12:31 AM
So I decided to google image search clit commander:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-09 08:36:36 AM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 436x352]

The WHAT Commander?


Aaaaand we're done here.
 
2013-01-09 08:49:14 AM
My sister does Research into L.U.S.T. for the E.P.A. (Leaking Underground Storage Tanks)
 
2013-01-09 09:15:37 AM
I can't decide if I want to be in charge of the big door or the Head of Potatoes. Both sound like important, prestigious positions. Head of Potatoes would fit better on a business card, I suppose.

//who am I kidding? I don't have the education or experience for either one :(
 
2013-01-09 09:16:15 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x349]


The Daily Show is kind of low-hanging fruit. That said, my favorite was during the Michael Jackson trial, where correspondent Colbert was given the title "Senior Child Molestation Expert".
 
2013-01-09 09:17:43 AM
Also known as editor at Fox News.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-09 09:21:04 AM
Real job title that's being recruited for: Deputy Field Marshall of Geek Squad
/Wonders if that comes with a band uniform
 
2013-01-09 09:35:35 AM

ultraholland: [slacktory.com image 150x115]

Head of Potatoes


thread over.
 
2013-01-09 09:58:51 AM
That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
 
2013-01-09 10:14:26 AM
What Cunning Lynguists may look like
 
2013-01-09 10:27:43 AM

Shadowknight: Somacandra: The WHAT Commander?

Came in here to post just that, you glorious scene stealing bastard.


Damn it, I came here for that too. I hope against odds somebody forgot about it...but there it was, Boobies on the thread!
 
2013-01-09 10:33:07 AM

Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.


I think I know what "Gentleman of the Bedchamber" did, but what the heck was the "Groom of the Stool"? What was his job description? (I certainly hope the "stool" was the kind you sit on)
 
2013-01-09 10:34:04 AM

Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.


They do, they run the Fox network
 
2013-01-09 10:55:49 AM

NotSoFunkyPhantom: Slaxl: I like some of the old medieval titles people had, like "Groom of the Stool", or "Gentleman of the Bedchamber". I wish more survived to modern day.

I think I know what "Gentleman of the Bedchamber" did, but what the heck was the "Groom of the Stool"? What was his job description? (I certainly hope the "stool" was the kind you sit on)


Wikipedia can say it more eloquently than I.

"in charge of providing at all times adequate and seemly facilities for the monarch's natural bodily function of excretion or defecation, and indeed assisted in the facilitating of his bodily functions and in his cleansing or washing thereafter."

I'm guessing because it was difficult to get in and out of those clothes.
 
2013-01-09 11:02:54 AM
Headline $ = 'MILF'

ThreadPics'MILF' = nul

Threadstopped.
 
2013-01-09 11:04:52 AM
Jim Koch is just the owner of Sam Adams. He's not a chocolate beer expert....
 
2013-01-09 11:40:10 AM
MILF = Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Bride kidnapping expert = a guy who studies the practice of bride kidnapping that still occurs in parts of Asia and Africa.
 
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