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2013-01-09 12:13:10 AM
www.pantherkut.com
 
2013-01-09 12:20:27 AM
OOOHH AAAAAAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
2013-01-09 12:48:59 AM
You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole
 
2013-01-09 02:27:00 AM
The Waitress remains unimpressed.
 
2013-01-09 02:28:51 AM

Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole


You gotta pay the troll toll first.
 
2013-01-09 04:20:43 AM
I hear they brewed it by mixing all the skunky beers together.
 
2013-01-09 04:21:03 AM
Stone is so overly, excessively hopped, I'm not sure I trust them with a coffee ale.
 
2013-01-09 04:51:36 AM

Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole


SOUL! SOUL! Boy's SOUL!!!
 
2013-01-09 05:17:45 AM

darkjezter: I hear they brewed it by mixing all the skunky beers together.


I hear it has crow eggs
 
2013-01-09 05:45:19 AM
I would prefer wine in a nondescript soda can, but if they're going with beer they better be enriching it. Granted, enriching is unfair to all other American beers, but if they want to compete with Korean beer then that shiat better be enriched.
 
2013-01-09 07:09:27 AM
Friendship and Karate always go together!

i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 07:18:29 AM
Stage freeze!
 
2013-01-09 07:31:48 AM

Grey Street: Stage freeze!


You're not supposed to say stage freeze...
 
2013-01-09 07:36:37 AM
They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny
 
2013-01-09 07:37:59 AM
goes great with milk steak and cheese
 
2013-01-09 07:47:25 AM

MayoSlather: I would prefer wine in a nondescript soda can, but if they're going with beer they better be enriching it. Granted, enriching is unfair to all other American beers, but if they want to compete with Korean beer then that shiat better be enriched.


Came for can wine, got also enriched end of the pub-crawl Korean beer, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-09 08:05:56 AM

mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny


That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.
 
2013-01-09 08:09:22 AM
Does the sixpack come with a set of cat eye contacts?
 
2013-01-09 08:13:26 AM

chi_tino: maple bacon doughnut ale?


There is no way I will forget that.

/unless already drunk
 
2013-01-09 08:13:27 AM
Yes, but does it have the strong, musky power of true love:

You know what it is, biatch.
 
2013-01-09 08:22:03 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: goes great with milk steak and cheese


Especially if you are a full-on-rapist
 
2013-01-09 08:30:33 AM
It needs to be made with jelly
 
2013-01-09 08:34:56 AM

chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.


Yes.  I have no idea why Voodoo would authorize that partnership.  Makes Voodoo look bad, and Rogue look worse.  That was the third-worst beer I've ever had.  The worst is still this crap:

greatbrewers.com
 
2013-01-09 08:44:43 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: goes great with milk steak and cheese


Goes great with a dessert bowl of jelly beans, raw.
 
2013-01-09 08:56:52 AM

Kuroshin: The worst is still this crap:


It's definitely not good, but the worst?


/I really hated Dogfish's Tweason'ale. Also, not counting super-skunky Belgians, because a lot of people like those.
 
2013-01-09 09:03:17 AM
Huh, I don't know that I've ever seen coffee in an IPA. Stouts and porters, sure, all the time, but it'll be really interesting to see how this turns out.
 
2013-01-09 09:03:52 AM
Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.
 
2013-01-09 09:04:18 AM
Perfect for all of us full on rapists.
 
2013-01-09 09:04:41 AM
I just watched The Nightman Cometh again a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick,,,,
 
2013-01-09 09:07:22 AM

mekkab: Kuroshin: The worst is still this crap:

It's definitely not good, but the worst?


/I really hated Dogfish's Tweason'ale. Also, not counting super-skunky Belgians, because a lot of people like those.


The worst.  It's the first beer I ever poured down the drain.  Literally.  There's only one other I've ever poured out, but can't remember what that was.  But this?  This was the worst.
 
2013-01-09 09:17:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: Stone is so overly, excessively hopped, I'm not sure I trust them with a coffee ale.


It's a Stone Coffee IPA. Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful.

And then they add coffee.
 
2013-01-09 09:23:29 AM
Wildcard, biatches.
 
2013-01-09 09:33:31 AM
I hope their towel promotion goes better than Guinness's.
 
2013-01-09 09:34:25 AM
I haven't seen it in awhile but the Red Stripe folks (I think) used to make a stout called Dragon Stout.  I spilled some in a bowl with some coins and after a few days it ate the faces off the coins.

/CSB?
 
2013-01-09 09:36:59 AM

JosephFinn: Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.


Glad I wasn't alone in that assumption
 
2013-01-09 09:49:29 AM
Kuroshin:

Yes.  I have no idea why Voodoo would authorize that partnership.  Makes Voodoo look bad, and Rogue look worse.  That was the third-worst beer I've ever had.  The worst is still this crap:

[greatbrewers.com image 143x240]


Even on a 95 degree day in the pool, it was not good.  I switched to High Life after 1.
 
2013-01-09 09:53:15 AM

JosephFinn: Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.


I thought it was about a remake of

www.thelastdragontribute.com
 
2013-01-09 09:54:24 AM
Yuengling should make a Rock Flag Eagle beer.
 
2013-01-09 10:14:20 AM

AiryAnne: Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful

ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.
 
2013-01-09 10:25:50 AM

rocinante721: AiryAnne: Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful
ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.


Thank God someone finally said it.
 
2013-01-09 10:38:15 AM

TheManofPA: Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole

You gotta pay the troll toll first.


I think the rape scene went well.
 
2013-01-09 10:38:59 AM

chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.


THIS x1000.

I never thought something with bacon could be bad. I was wrong. Easily the worst beer I have ever had.
 
2013-01-09 10:46:19 AM

tricycleracer: rocinante721: AiryAnne: Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful
ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.

Thank God someone finally said it.


Your jib. I like its cut
 
2013-01-09 10:56:05 AM
If the beer was actually called "Karate & Friendship" I would be way more impressed.
 
2013-01-09 11:02:59 AM
I think I'll wait for Kitten Mittons lager.

/you'll be smitten
//meeeeeeeoooowwwww
 
2013-01-09 11:14:27 AM
Best Sunny evar.

/well, come on stage and join me/in this thing called matrimony
 
2013-01-09 11:22:21 AM
i924.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 11:47:55 AM
v030o.popscreen.com

"This is Sinbad's craft brewery! And when you're in Sinbad's craft brewery, you my biatch!"
 
2013-01-09 11:57:32 AM

Brawndo: chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.

THIS x1000.

I never thought something with bacon could be bad. I was wrong. Easily the worst beer I have ever had.


May I hand you an airsick bag and point you towards Cave Creek Chili beer. It burns three times--going in, coming back out, going out the other end.
 
2013-01-09 12:22:18 PM

Boudica's War Tampon:
May I hand you an airsick bag and point you towards Cave Creek Chili beer. It burns three times--going in, coming back out, going out the other end.


At least they are honest about the flavors up front. The Rogue Ale was like biting into what you thought was a cake doughnut and finding out it's just a baked turd...
 
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