FARK.com: (7525490) Karate and friendship, for everyone

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Karate and friendship, for everyone (gothamist.com)		57
		More: Cool, huffing

• • •

4799 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Jan 2013 at 3:35 AM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7525490

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

57 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

fusillade762		2013-01-09 12:13:10 AM

farkingismybusiness		2013-01-09 12:20:27 AM

OOOHH AAAAAAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Klippoklondike		2013-01-09 12:48:59 AM

You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole

gilgigamesh		2013-01-09 02:27:00 AM

The Waitress remains unimpressed.

TheManofPA		2013-01-09 02:28:51 AM

Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole

You gotta pay the troll toll first.

darkjezter		2013-01-09 04:20:43 AM

I hear they brewed it by mixing all the skunky beers together.

HotWingAgenda		2013-01-09 04:21:03 AM

Stone is so overly, excessively hopped, I'm not sure I trust them with a coffee ale.

DrPainMD		2013-01-09 04:51:36 AM

Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole

SOUL! SOUL! Boy's SOUL!!!

one small post for man		2013-01-09 05:17:45 AM

darkjezter: I hear they brewed it by mixing all the skunky beers together.

I hear it has crow eggs

MayoSlather		2013-01-09 05:45:19 AM

I would prefer wine in a nondescript soda can, but if they're going with beer they better be enriching it. Granted, enriching is unfair to all other American beers, but if they want to compete with Korean beer then that shiat better be enriched.

Frozboz		2013-01-09 07:09:27 AM

Friendship and Karate always go together!

i63.photobucket.com

Grey Street		2013-01-09 07:18:29 AM

Stage freeze!

JustMatt		2013-01-09 07:31:48 AM

Grey Street: Stage freeze!

You're not supposed to say stage freeze...

mekkab		2013-01-09 07:36:37 AM

They should put poop in the bottle.

_{/because poop is funny}

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2013-01-09 07:37:59 AM

goes great with milk steak and cheese

Phaeon		2013-01-09 07:47:25 AM

MayoSlather: I would prefer wine in a nondescript soda can, but if they're going with beer they better be enriching it. Granted, enriching is unfair to all other American beers, but if they want to compete with Korean beer then that shiat better be enriched.

Came for can wine, got also enriched end of the pub-crawl Korean beer, leaving satisfied.

chi_tino		2013-01-09 08:05:56 AM

mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.

Already Disturbed		2013-01-09 08:09:22 AM

Does the sixpack come with a set of cat eye contacts?

mekkab		2013-01-09 08:13:26 AM

chi_tino: maple bacon doughnut ale?

There is no way I will forget that.

/unless already drunk

EchoMike		2013-01-09 08:13:27 AM

Yes, but does it have the strong, musky power of true love:

You know what it is, biatch.

Burr		2013-01-09 08:22:03 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: goes great with milk steak and cheese

Especially if you are a full-on-rapist

rocinante721		2013-01-09 08:30:33 AM

It needs to be made with jelly

Kuroshin		2013-01-09 08:34:56 AM

chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.

Yes. I have no idea why Voodoo would authorize that partnership. Makes Voodoo look bad, and Rogue look worse. That was the third-worst beer I've ever had. The worst is still this crap:

greatbrewers.com

Branniganslaw		2013-01-09 08:44:43 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: goes great with milk steak and cheese

Goes great with a dessert bowl of jelly beans, raw.

mekkab		2013-01-09 08:56:52 AM

Kuroshin: The worst is still this crap:

It's definitely not good, but the worst?

/I really hated Dogfish's Tweason'ale. Also, not counting super-skunky Belgians, because a lot of people like those.

Last Man on Earth		2013-01-09 09:03:17 AM

Huh, I don't know that I've ever seen coffee in an IPA. Stouts and porters, sure, all the time, but it'll be really interesting to see how this turns out.

JosephFinn		2013-01-09 09:03:52 AM

Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2013-01-09 09:04:18 AM

Perfect for all of us full on rapists.

makjr33		2013-01-09 09:04:41 AM

I just watched The Nightman Cometh again a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick,,,,

Kuroshin		2013-01-09 09:07:22 AM

mekkab: Kuroshin: The worst is still this crap:

It's definitely not good, but the worst?

/I really hated Dogfish's Tweason'ale. Also, not counting super-skunky Belgians, because a lot of people like those.

The worst. It's the first beer I ever poured down the drain. Literally. There's only one other I've ever poured out, but can't remember what that was. But this? This was the worst.

AiryAnne		2013-01-09 09:17:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: Stone is so overly, excessively hopped, I'm not sure I trust them with a coffee ale.

It's a Stone Coffee IPA. Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful.

And then they add coffee.

Drexl's Eye		2013-01-09 09:23:29 AM

Wildcard, biatches.

born_yesterday		2013-01-09 09:33:31 AM

I hope their towel promotion goes better than Guinness's.

stupiddream		2013-01-09 09:34:25 AM

I haven't seen it in awhile but the Red Stripe folks (I think) used to make a stout called Dragon Stout. I spilled some in a bowl with some coins and after a few days it ate the faces off the coins.

/CSB?

movieman_1979		2013-01-09 09:36:59 AM

JosephFinn: Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.

Glad I wasn't alone in that assumption

Rapmaster2000		2013-01-09 09:49:29 AM

Kuroshin:

Yes. I have no idea why Voodoo would authorize that partnership. Makes Voodoo look bad, and Rogue look worse. That was the third-worst beer I've ever had. The worst is still this crap:

[greatbrewers.com image 143x240]

Even on a 95 degree day in the pool, it was not good. I switched to High Life after 1.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2013-01-09 09:53:15 AM

JosephFinn: Damn...I thought the headline was about Miami Connection and Dragon Sound.

I thought it was about a remake of

www.thelastdragontribute.com

tricycleracer		2013-01-09 09:54:24 AM

Yuengling should make a Rock Flag Eagle beer.

rocinante721		2013-01-09 10:14:20 AM

AiryAnne: Stone ~~IPA~~ is ~~like eating a pine forest~~. Just awful
ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.

tricycleracer		2013-01-09 10:25:50 AM

rocinante721: AiryAnne: Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful
ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.

Thank God someone finally said it.

Pants_Optional		2013-01-09 10:38:15 AM

TheManofPA: Klippoklondike: You can drink it while you chase after that boys hole

You gotta pay the troll toll first.

I think the rape scene went well.

Brawndo		2013-01-09 10:38:59 AM

chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.

THIS x1000.

I never thought something with bacon could be bad. I was wrong. Easily the worst beer I have ever had.

rocinante721		2013-01-09 10:46:19 AM

tricycleracer: rocinante721: AiryAnne: Stone IPA is like eating a pine forest. Just awful
ALL of Stone is awful. Horribly overrated company. Their smoked porter tastes like it was filtered through used charcoal briquettes.

Thank God someone finally said it.

Your jib. I like its cut

Richard Sauce		2013-01-09 10:56:05 AM

If the beer was actually called "Karate & Friendship" I would be way more impressed.

Yanks_RSJ		2013-01-09 11:02:59 AM

I think I'll wait for Kitten Mittons lager.

/you'll be smitten
//meeeeeeeoooowwwww

thisisyourbrainonFark		2013-01-09 11:14:27 AM

Best Sunny evar.

/well, come on stage and join me/in this thing called matrimony

Wyckyd Sceptre		2013-01-09 11:22:21 AM

Boudica's War Tampon		2013-01-09 11:47:55 AM

"This is Sinbad's craft brewery! And when you're in Sinbad's craft brewery, you my biatch!"

Boudica's War Tampon		2013-01-09 11:57:32 AM

Brawndo: chi_tino: mekkab: They should put poop in the bottle.

/because poop is funny

That would be Rogue Brewing -- did you ever have the displeasure of tasting their maple bacon doughnut ale? No maple, bacon or doughnut flavors. It literally smelled and tasted like a wet fart.

I dry heaved after tasting it.

THIS x1000.

I never thought something with bacon could be bad. I was wrong. Easily the worst beer I have ever had.

May I hand you an airsick bag and point you towards Cave Creek Chili beer. It burns three times--going in, coming back out, going out the other end.

chi_tino		2013-01-09 12:22:18 PM

Boudica's War Tampon:
May I hand you an airsick bag and point you towards Cave Creek Chili beer. It burns three times--going in, coming back out, going out the other end.

At least they are honest about the flavors up front. The Rogue Ale was like biting into what you thought was a cake doughnut and finding out it's just a baked turd...

Displayed 50 of 57 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.