SlothB77: it is suspicious when you both have the same dish for dinner but one plate has poison in it in the other plate doesn't
Lenny_da_Hog: I was making Chinese food, and the recipe said, "Add rice in."
vudukungfu: Psycat: Danny Kaye's Words of Advice:[content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!"When is the dragon in the flagon?
moothemagiccow: Also whenever I read a tragic lottery story, it always begins with them accepting the lump sum. I'm not saying there's a curse, but who the hell takes the lump sum?
fusillade762: Must have been suicide.
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