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(WHNS Fox 21)   Trail of Cheetos leads to man's arrest   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-09 12:00:42 AM
Fark handle?
# of digits?
 
2013-01-09 12:11:38 AM
wistv.images.worldnow.com

No shirt. Shocking.
 
2013-01-09 12:35:45 AM
You can't Cheeto fate
 
2013-01-09 02:26:27 AM

fusillade762: [wistv.images.worldnow.com image 320x240]

No shirt. Shocking.


Hm, and he doesn't even look like a geek. Maybe he's innocent.
 
2013-01-09 02:27:31 AM
He looks dangerously cheesy.
 
2013-01-09 02:28:27 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-09 03:05:11 AM

fusillade762: [wistv.images.worldnow.com image 320x240]

No shirt. Shocking.


aaand a jawbeard for the bonus points.
 
2013-01-09 03:27:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: [wistv.images.worldnow.com image 320x240]

No shirt. Shocking.

Hm, and he doesn't even look like a geek. Maybe he's innocent.


FTFA: He has previous arrests for possession with intent to distribute controlled substances and driving under suspension in Sumter County, deputies said.

I think we know what the cheetos were for.
 
2013-01-09 03:47:56 AM
Cartman?
 
2013-01-09 04:12:49 AM
He looks like a date rapist douche..That is the kind of dude that roofies Cheetos down by the Jr. High..
 
2013-01-09 04:45:56 AM
The Munchies Bandit strikes again.
 
2013-01-09 05:53:18 AM
IIRC, back in the 30s and 40s, when Marlboro was a woman's cigarette, they had red tips so that milady wouldn't stain the end of her lung rocket with lipstick when she smoked. Drawing on that example, I suggest that Zig Zag make rolling papers a bright Day-Glo orange so that stoners don't discolor doobies with their Cheetos-stained fingers...
 
2013-01-09 06:06:32 AM

Psycat: IIRC, back in the 30s and 40s, when Marlboro was a woman's cigarette, they had red tips so that milady wouldn't stain the end of her lung rocket with lipstick when she smoked. Drawing on that example, I suggest that Zig Zag make rolling papers a bright Day-Glo orange so that stoners don't discolor doobies with their Cheetos-stained fingers...


See that would likely sell, but not for the reason you think. Stoners dont care if their weed tastes like cheetos or their paper is stained, they will buy them becasue they are shiny.
 
2013-01-09 06:08:55 AM

bobtheallmighty: Psycat: IIRC, back in the 30s and 40s, when Marlboro was a woman's cigarette, they had red tips so that milady wouldn't stain the end of her lung rocket with lipstick when she smoked. Drawing on that example, I suggest that Zig Zag make rolling papers a bright Day-Glo orange so that stoners don't discolor doobies with their Cheetos-stained fingers...

See that would likely sell, but not for the reason you think. Stoners dont care if their weed tastes like cheetos or their paper is stained, they will buy them becasue they are shiny.


Smokeable Cheetos laced with THC would be a big seller...
 
2013-01-09 06:44:01 AM

starsrift: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: [wistv.images.worldnow.com image 320x240]

No shirt. Shocking.

Hm, and he doesn't even look like a geek. Maybe he's innocent.

FTFA: He has previous arrests for possession with intent to distribute controlled substances and driving under suspension in Sumter County, deputies said.

I think we know what the cheetos were for.


They don't give Nobel prizes for intent to do science...
 
2013-01-09 07:11:35 AM
he wasn't here officer, I swear

want one?

multimedia.msn.com
 
2013-01-09 08:47:40 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-09 08:52:37 AM
Motherfarker LOVES Cheetos.

www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/01/23
 
2013-01-09 09:06:33 AM
It ain't easy being cheesy.
 
2013-01-09 10:46:58 AM
I have to go. There's been an incident.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:11 PM
When basement-dwelling nerds go bad.

Coming soon! Nerds and Geeks gone Wild! The Boyz of Information Technology!

See the Toy boyz of Alpha IT Queens wearing nothing but Cheeto dust and a smile! (VHS and DVD)

Also available: The
Reynholm Industries  IT Nerd Calendar. Still plenty of these in stock. Only one quid! They make hilarious gag gifts! Please, please, buy some. Special deal on boxes of 200! Help a desperate computer geek get out of the basement Men's Room "office". PLEASE HELP! Moss has a shy kidney. He can't go with another man in the stall.
 
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