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(KATU)   Do you have a crawlspace under your house? May want to check it out after you read this story   ( divider line
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22972 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2013 at 12:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-09 10:03:28 AM  
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fonebone77: Im surprised shes not being sued for wrongful eviction. This person obviously had established tenancy.

This didn't happen in England.
2013-01-09 12:48:14 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-09 12:37:45 AM  
2 votes:
Do you have grandkids? Cuz it's your grandkids.
2013-01-09 12:18:23 AM  
2 votes:
"I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."

Tone it down, grandma. There are children on the internet.
2013-01-09 03:39:15 AM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.

you must be great fun at party, using acronyms so others have no farking clue of which you speak. good for you, tough guy.

You don't know what CS is? I guess we're more familiar with it in DC, where we use it on Occupy folks and other hippies all the time. We also stay prepped for NBC/WMD/CBRNE.

In any case, here's a pro tip: there's this new Web thing, called Google...
2013-01-09 12:44:35 AM  
1 vote:
Fortunately, you can only get into our crawlspace from indoors (split-level 50s-style).

Unfortunately, by some bit of brilliant design, you have to get into the crawlspace (and about 35 feet into it) every couple of months to change the furnace filter. So, I'm far too familiar with ours. Kneepads are hanging on the inside of the door to the crawl.
2013-01-09 12:38:02 AM  
1 vote:
The dogs not barking part sounds funny.

Maybe the dogs didn't bark because they knew the guy - like, say, her kid or grandkid.

Not sure setting the basement on fire is ever a good idea.
2013-01-09 12:28:40 AM  
1 vote:
John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

2013-01-09 12:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
I personally enjoyed all the internet tough guy posts in the comments of the article.

"I would've blow torched the guy." (or something to that extent)
2013-01-09 12:15:07 AM  
1 vote:
I think I would rather have a bum living under my house than have a house on concrete slab. That was so fun having a failure in a hot water pipe that we embedded in 6" of concrete.
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