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2013-01-09 12:06:17 AM
www.themeparkreview.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-01-09 12:13:11 AM
cache.gawkerassets.com

Done in one.


/hot like Addy
 
2013-01-09 12:13:51 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Gary Busey???
 
2013-01-09 12:14:36 AM
Thank god I just have a house above my crawlspace.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:07 AM
I think I would rather have a bum living under my house than have a house on concrete slab. That was so fun having a failure in a hot water pipe that we embedded in 6" of concrete.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:19 AM
Friggin marijuana smokin' crawlspace livin' beatniks...

WELL, I NEVER!!!
 
2013-01-09 12:16:09 AM
minor correction: we=was
 
2013-01-09 12:18:23 AM
"I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."

Tone it down, grandma. There are children on the internet.
 
2013-01-09 12:19:28 AM
Does this mean I have to move? ;_;
 
2013-01-09 12:20:36 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs.

with marijuana
 
2013-01-09 12:20:45 AM
I personally enjoyed all the internet tough guy posts in the comments of the article.

"I would've blow torched the guy." (or something to that extent)
 
2013-01-09 12:21:42 AM
Trolls?
 
2013-01-09 12:23:17 AM
I would not have blow torched the guy but I would have done something a bit more passive-aggressive. Maybe put in an outhouse the dumps into the crawlspace or some shiat like that.
 
2013-01-09 12:24:12 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs.

media.carddit.com
 
2013-01-09 12:24:46 AM
Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.
 
2013-01-09 12:26:20 AM
I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.
 
2013-01-09 12:27:13 AM
Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.
 
2013-01-09 12:28:22 AM

real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.


You have six feet?!
 
2013-01-09 12:28:40 AM
John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

/ CSB
 
2013-01-09 12:31:17 AM
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2013-01-09 12:31:23 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs. Kellen said the dogs never barked at night to make her think anything was wrong.

No.
 
2013-01-09 12:32:10 AM
just throw a few insecticide bombs down there and if he lives through the night, he's allowed to call that crawl space his home
 
2013-01-09 12:33:27 AM

animesucks: just throw a few insecticide bombs down there and if he lives through the night, he's allowed to call that crawl space his home


That's exactly what I was thinking. A few of those Raid foggers.
 
2013-01-09 12:37:45 AM
Do you have grandkids? Cuz it's your grandkids.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:02 AM
The dogs not barking part sounds funny.

Maybe the dogs didn't bark because they knew the guy - like, say, her kid or grandkid.

Not sure setting the basement on fire is ever a good idea.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:29 AM
Only thing we've had live in our crawlspace was an unfixed tomcat.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:37 AM
I used to live in Lake Arrowhead in SoCal. Up there, if you had a problem with your kid, you'd kick him out of the house and forget about him. A lot of these feral kids used to dig out living spaces underneath houses and cabins just to survive.

There was a guy I knew who discovered a pretty big living space dug underneath his house. What was funny about it was that it was furnished with all the furniture he threw out previously a few months before.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:51 AM
Approves.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 12:39:46 AM
Maybe he was just there to fix the cable?
 
2013-01-09 12:39:49 AM

queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!


Actually sounds like he's got several more than six.
 
2013-01-09 12:39:51 AM
Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....
 
2013-01-09 12:40:08 AM

queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!


Just in my pants.  But you have to see it at leas 6 times.
 
2013-01-09 12:41:18 AM

atcomm1: Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.


Dildos
 
2013-01-09 12:41:27 AM
"He says, 'Well, I've got good news and bad news. I've got your ducts fixed, but somebody's been living under your house,'"

Well done, smithy!
 
2013-01-09 12:44:35 AM
Fortunately, you can only get into our crawlspace from indoors (split-level 50s-style).

Unfortunately, by some bit of brilliant design, you have to get into the crawlspace (and about 35 feet into it) every couple of months to change the furnace filter. So, I'm far too familiar with ours. Kneepads are hanging on the inside of the door to the crawl.
 
2013-01-09 12:44:54 AM
"I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 12:45:08 AM
Hey if someone wants to evict the skunks and spiders from my crawlspace I'll buy him beer!
 
2013-01-09 12:45:58 AM
Pfft. Between running network wiring, re=piping the old galvanized water pipes, or running new electrical circuits I've spent many hours in our crawlspace, most of which requires a limbo-like contortion to get past the newer water pipes that were added after the house was built. Worst thing I ever found was a petrified rat. It was fun when the kids were young; I could tap on the floor above me and pretend I was a demon from beyond. They would cry and run for mom, and they were terrified to sleep in their own room for weeks; loads of fun it was.
 
2013-01-09 12:48:14 AM
 
2013-01-09 12:49:18 AM

Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....


Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .
 
2013-01-09 12:52:49 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .


As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.
 
2013-01-09 12:53:15 AM
Sure it's not a sump pump, Caller?
 
2013-01-09 12:56:22 AM
spookshow.tv
 
2013-01-09 12:57:04 AM

calbert: Gallery Of The Grossest/Most Depressing Home Offices


I'll say! They haven't bought any LCD screens to replace those old, energy draining CRTs!
 
2013-01-09 12:57:40 AM
One person in your crawlspace?
cbschicago.files.wordpress.com
Amateur...
 
2013-01-09 12:58:20 AM

buzzcut73: As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.


buzzcut73: AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .

As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.


Good on you guys. I gave up on that months ago. Consequently, my toddler can swear appropriately and I really can't be upset about it because I know exactly where he got it from. Just this morning I saw the cup of water hit the floor and heard a quick, quiet "shiat!!" out of the diapered culprit. I should be mortified by this, but I'm not really. I figure I'll teach him about good and bad or "grown-up" "angry" words once he has a few more words overall at his disposal.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:01 AM
no comment just posting to reset stuff here .. so anyways
 
2013-01-09 01:00:00 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .


I have a 5 year old and twin 18-month olds....still do not do this. Perhaps I should.
 
2013-01-09 01:01:16 AM

jaytkay: John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

/ CSB


Paris1127: One person in your crawlspace?
[cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 620x432]
Amateur...


do you know what temperature Gacy kept his crawlspace? ......26 below.
 
2013-01-09 01:05:29 AM

hlehmann: Pfft. Between running network wiring, re=piping the old galvanized water pipes, or running new electrical circuits I've spent many hours in our crawlspace, most of which requires a limbo-like contortion to get past the newer water pipes that were added after the house was built. Worst thing I ever found was a petrified rat. It was fun when the kids were young; I could tap on the floor above me and pretend I was a demon from beyond. They would cry and run for mom, and they were terrified to sleep in their own room for weeks; loads of fun it was.


Yeah, it's all fun and games until the homeowners kick you out.
 
2013-01-09 01:06:43 AM

fat boy: atcomm1: Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.

Dildos


That's what I read at first, and second.
Couldn't figure what's with the dildo issue living out in the country.
 
2013-01-09 01:10:21 AM
Do you have stairs in your house? Go stand next to the stairs.
 
2013-01-09 01:18:55 AM

Yummy: Do you have stairs in your house? Go stand next to the stairs.


I am protected
 
2013-01-09 01:19:26 AM

patcarew: The dogs not barking part sounds funny.

Maybe the dogs didn't bark because they knew the guy - like, say, her kid or grandkid.

Not sure setting the basement on fire is ever a good idea.


Nice call, sherlock.
 
2013-01-09 01:23:42 AM

GoldDude: Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs.

[media.carddit.com image 320x320]


Thanks for the Larson...blast from the past. :)
 
2013-01-09 01:24:05 AM
We had a family of rabbits move into our basement through a busted grate last spring. Never would've known if my maternal cat, Elphaba, hadn't picked up one of the baby bunnies by the scruff, carried it upstairs to her cat bed and started solemnly washing the bunny's face with her scratchy pink tongue. I thought she had another squirrel for a second (she caught and groomed a baby squirrel once, too,) but it was a bunny.

We wound up being able to chase them all out of the house and mend the grate, but it was still a very surreal thing, finding these adorable Thumper-looking bunnies down there in our bleak half-finished basement. It was like someone re-using a dungeon crawl for a Bunnies and Burrows game.

It's the darnedest thing, too, how Elphie will straight-up murder a mouse or rat, but if it's a squirrel, bunny or ferret, well, then clearly we need to give it a nice bath and some lessons in proper house manners.
 
2013-01-09 01:27:35 AM
People with crawl space problems.

/ loves my messy basement/smoking room
 
2013-01-09 01:30:05 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.


you must be great fun at party, using acronyms so others have no farking clue of which you speak. good for you, tough guy.
 
2013-01-09 01:31:04 AM
SpiderQueenDemon: ....

That reminds me of when I had raccoons move into the attic. Seeing my landlord get attacked by raccoons was sooooo funny.... well... it was funny until he had to get the rabies shots and my rent went up $75 a month because he didn't have health insurance at the time. :/
 
2013-01-09 01:32:12 AM
cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-01-09 01:37:40 AM
No one wants to find out they have dirty squatters under their house.

img690.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-09 01:49:14 AM

calbert: jaytkay: John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

/ CSB

Paris1127: One person in your crawlspace?
[cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 620x432]
Amateur...

do you know what temperature Gacy kept his crawlspace? ......26 below.


I'm from Illinois. I'm not going down there.
 
2013-01-09 01:49:25 AM
We already checked it. It's a wealthy minefield of kitten crap.
 
2013-01-09 01:57:55 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.


How I read this post:

I would have tossed a Counter-Strike grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of National Broadcasting Corporaton training.
 
2013-01-09 02:02:07 AM
He'll probably teach you how to play the djembe, though.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-09 02:10:22 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Nice.


King of teh intarwebs you are tonight. Very well played!
 
2013-01-09 02:28:47 AM
It was Dale Gribble building a three-way friendship tube.
 
2013-01-09 02:45:17 AM

Coelacanth: I used to live in Lake Arrowhead in SoCal. Up there, if you had a problem with your kid, you'd kick him out of the house and forget about him. A lot of these feral kids used to dig out living spaces underneath houses and cabins just to survive.

There was a guy I knew who discovered a pretty big living space dug underneath his house. What was funny about it was that it was furnished with all the furniture he threw out previously a few months before.


I honestly don't know what it says about my opinion of most people and their parenting skills that I'm not at all sure you're kidding or not.
 
2013-01-09 02:57:43 AM
Amateurs. I make sure that no one lives in my crawl space. Sure, there's plenty of people there, but none of them are alive.
 
2013-01-09 03:03:03 AM
/came for the Gacy comments
//satisfied
 
2013-01-09 03:39:07 AM
When I was a kid, my parents discovered a black widow spider infestation in the crawl space of our house.
 
2013-01-09 03:39:15 AM

KrispyKritter: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.

you must be great fun at party, using acronyms so others have no farking clue of which you speak. good for you, tough guy.


You don't know what CS is? I guess we're more familiar with it in DC, where we use it on Occupy folks and other hippies all the time. We also stay prepped for NBC/WMD/CBRNE.

In any case, here's a pro tip: there's this new Web thing, called Google...
 
2013-01-09 03:46:35 AM

KrispyKritter: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.

you must be great fun at party, using acronyms so others have no farking clue of which you speak. good for you, tough guy.


Chlorobenazalmalononitrile grenade.

/that better?
//"CS" isn't an acronym, it's just what the grenade is called.
 
2013-01-09 03:59:40 AM

gerbilpox: KrispyKritter: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.

you must be great fun at party, using acronyms so others have no farking clue of which you speak. good for you, tough guy.

You don't know what CS is? I guess we're more familiar with it in DC, where we use it on Occupy folks and other hippies all the time. We also stay prepped for NBC/WMD/CBRNE.

In any case, here's a pro tip: there's this new Web thing, called Google...


Alright, for simplicity's sake:

N = Nuclear
B = Biological
C = Chemical

In other words, WMDs and less-lethal versions. Tear gas counts as chemical.

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-09 04:36:14 AM
Crawlspace, by Herbert Lieberman.

So very apropos.
 
2013-01-09 05:08:10 AM
i285.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 05:40:28 AM

calbert: some squatters have nice set-ups:

[www.geekologie.com image 640x480]

[www.geekologie.com image 640x480]

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Gallery Of The Grossest/Most Depressing Home Offices

Imgur link

Fark thread from Oct 2012


Those beams don't have to carry anything, right? I mean, it is not the building code of a civilized country that allows you to use beams that tinny, right?
 
2013-01-09 05:54:04 AM

atcomm1: Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.


Great horned owls eat skunks (they are about the only thing that will, due to not having much sense of smell). You can generally buy plastic great horned owls to use as "scarecrows" (or, as in this case, "scareskunks"). I would put one overlooking the entrance to the crawlspace that the skunks are using...

/Used to do skunk rescue
//They are very sweet critters, really. Takes a LOT to make a striped skunk spray. Spotted skunks notsomuch...
 
2013-01-09 06:07:03 AM

queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!


www.personal.psu.edu
 
2013-01-09 06:13:39 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!

[www.personal.psu.edu image 850x626]


img703.imageshack.us

Maybe?
 
2013-01-09 06:39:40 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.


What if it's not the first NBC training and you just gassed a homeless veteran?
 
2013-01-09 06:45:07 AM

buzzcut73: As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.


My grandmother learned that lesson when my then-toddler uncle's first words were "damnit to hell".
 
2013-01-09 07:05:55 AM
Crawlspace hunters on HGTV. Real estate agent Stinky finds new dwellings for the newly homeless or those looking to up grade....what we have here is a basement studio dirt floors and insulation ceilings. If u want heat or air just rip a duct down. There are 3 lovable dogs...well if you share your pot
 
2013-01-09 07:07:02 AM
Yeah... I have a crawlspace under my 250 year old farmhouse (well, part of it). It's really not even that though, it's a "wriggle on your stomach between the dirt and floor joinsts space." Rolling over onto your back requires aligning your body with the floor joists and getting between them. Fortunately they're 24" OC.

Oh yeah, the only access to this nifty area of colonial too-lazy-to-excavate history is a gap in the granite stones barely big enough to get my shoulders through. And yes, I been in there multiple times to wire and plumb. Dark except for my headlamp. It's really fun when you see too big glowing rat eyes as your light sweeps across the dirt. Or you get wedged under one of the black iron heating lines and can't move.
 
2013-01-09 07:39:38 AM
i544.photobucket.com
The band formerly known as Crawlspace
 
2013-01-09 09:25:40 AM
Im surprised shes not being sued for wrongful eviction. This person obviously had established tenancy.
 
2013-01-09 09:54:34 AM

gadian: animesucks: just throw a few insecticide bombs down there and if he lives through the night, he's allowed to call that crawl space his home

That's exactly what I was thinking. A few of those Raid foggers.


Just make sure to use the fast kill, low irritant kind. It's in the blue bottle.
 
2013-01-09 10:03:28 AM

fonebone77: Im surprised shes not being sued for wrongful eviction. This person obviously had established tenancy.


This didn't happen in England.
 
2013-01-09 10:40:45 AM

Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?i>

I do
www-deadline-com.vimg.net

 
2013-01-09 10:57:01 AM
La Vie Boheme!
 
2013-01-09 11:52:58 AM

calbert: some squatters have nice set-ups:

[www.geekologie.com image 640x480]

[www.geekologie.com image 640x480]

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Gallery Of The Grossest/Most Depressing Home Offices

Imgur link

Fark thread from Oct 2012


According to Fox News, the people living like that are not poor.
 
2013-01-09 03:18:11 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: We had a family of rabbits move into our basement through a busted grate last spring. Never would've known if my maternal cat, Elphaba, hadn't picked up one of the baby bunnies by the scruff, carried it upstairs to her cat bed and started solemnly washing the bunny's face with her scratchy pink tongue. I thought she had another squirrel for a second (she caught and groomed a baby squirrel once, too,) but it was a bunny.

We wound up being able to chase them all out of the house and mend the grate, but it was still a very surreal thing, finding these adorable Thumper-looking bunnies down there in our bleak half-finished basement. It was like someone re-using a dungeon crawl for a Bunnies and Burrows game.

It's the darnedest thing, too, how Elphie will straight-up murder a mouse or rat, but if it's a squirrel, bunny or ferret, well, then clearly we need to give it a nice bath and some lessons in proper house manners.


LOL...

Clearly you need to show her this movie:

i.imgur.com

"Can you run? I think not... I think not..."
 
2013-01-09 07:07:41 PM
Paris1127: One person in your crawlspace?
[cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 620x432]
Amateur...


I see what you did there.
 
2013-01-09 07:32:34 PM
What about little Hugo?
 
2013-01-09 08:23:23 PM

cwheelie: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?i>

I do
[www-deadline-com.vimg.net image 275x281]


Well... not so much anymore...

Link

Saw him in public and off-camera once, and he apparently was like that all the time.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:56 AM

amindofiron: Coelacanth: I used to live in Lake Arrowhead in SoCal. Up there, if you had a problem with your kid, you'd kick him out of the house and forget about him. A lot of these feral kids used to dig out living spaces underneath houses and cabins just to survive.

There was a guy I knew who discovered a pretty big living space dug underneath his house. What was funny about it was that it was furnished with all the furniture he threw out previously a few months before.

I honestly don't know what it says about my opinion of most people and their parenting skills that I'm not at all sure you're kidding or not.


Sadly it's true. I knew one boy who married a woman ten years older than his mother just to survive. And the girls....there's probably more dead raped girls buried in the woods than puppies in the pet cemetery down the road from me.
 
2013-01-10 01:14:29 AM

Coelacanth: amindofiron: Coelacanth: I used to live in Lake Arrowhead in SoCal. Up there, if you had a problem with your kid, you'd kick him out of the house and forget about him. A lot of these feral kids used to dig out living spaces underneath houses and cabins just to survive.

There was a guy I knew who discovered a pretty big living space dug underneath his house. What was funny about it was that it was furnished with all the furniture he threw out previously a few months before.

I honestly don't know what it says about my opinion of most people and their parenting skills that I'm not at all sure you're kidding or not.

Sadly it's true. I knew one boy who married a woman ten years older than his mother just to survive. And the girls....there's probably more dead raped girls buried in the woods than puppies in the pet cemetery down the road from me.


Oh right, I *do* have valid reasons to have vast swathes of my own species.. thanks for a reminder. And now, back to drinking.
 
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