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2013-01-09 12:06:17 AM
www.themeparkreview.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-01-09 12:13:11 AM
cache.gawkerassets.com

Done in one.


/hot like Addy
 
2013-01-09 12:13:51 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Gary Busey???
 
2013-01-09 12:14:36 AM
Thank god I just have a house above my crawlspace.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:07 AM
I think I would rather have a bum living under my house than have a house on concrete slab. That was so fun having a failure in a hot water pipe that we embedded in 6" of concrete.
 
2013-01-09 12:15:19 AM
Friggin marijuana smokin' crawlspace livin' beatniks...

WELL, I NEVER!!!
 
2013-01-09 12:16:09 AM
minor correction: we=was
 
2013-01-09 12:18:23 AM
"I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."

Tone it down, grandma. There are children on the internet.
 
2013-01-09 12:19:28 AM
Does this mean I have to move? ;_;
 
2013-01-09 12:20:36 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs.

with marijuana
 
2013-01-09 12:20:45 AM
I personally enjoyed all the internet tough guy posts in the comments of the article.

"I would've blow torched the guy." (or something to that extent)
 
2013-01-09 12:21:42 AM
Trolls?
 
2013-01-09 12:23:17 AM
I would not have blow torched the guy but I would have done something a bit more passive-aggressive. Maybe put in an outhouse the dumps into the crawlspace or some shiat like that.
 
2013-01-09 12:24:12 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs.

media.carddit.com
 
2013-01-09 12:24:46 AM
Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.
 
2013-01-09 12:26:20 AM
I would have tossed a CS grenade down there. Sure I'd have to move out for a few days but it'd still be funny watching someone get their first dose of NBC training.
 
2013-01-09 12:27:13 AM
Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.
 
2013-01-09 12:28:22 AM

real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.


You have six feet?!
 
2013-01-09 12:28:40 AM
John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

/ CSB
 
2013-01-09 12:31:17 AM
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2013-01-09 12:31:23 AM
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs. Kellen said the dogs never barked at night to make her think anything was wrong.

No.
 
2013-01-09 12:32:10 AM
just throw a few insecticide bombs down there and if he lives through the night, he's allowed to call that crawl space his home
 
2013-01-09 12:33:27 AM

animesucks: just throw a few insecticide bombs down there and if he lives through the night, he's allowed to call that crawl space his home


That's exactly what I was thinking. A few of those Raid foggers.
 
2013-01-09 12:37:45 AM
Do you have grandkids? Cuz it's your grandkids.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:02 AM
The dogs not barking part sounds funny.

Maybe the dogs didn't bark because they knew the guy - like, say, her kid or grandkid.

Not sure setting the basement on fire is ever a good idea.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:29 AM
Only thing we've had live in our crawlspace was an unfixed tomcat.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:37 AM
I used to live in Lake Arrowhead in SoCal. Up there, if you had a problem with your kid, you'd kick him out of the house and forget about him. A lot of these feral kids used to dig out living spaces underneath houses and cabins just to survive.

There was a guy I knew who discovered a pretty big living space dug underneath his house. What was funny about it was that it was furnished with all the furniture he threw out previously a few months before.
 
2013-01-09 12:38:51 AM
Approves.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 12:39:46 AM
Maybe he was just there to fix the cable?
 
2013-01-09 12:39:49 AM

queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!


Actually sounds like he's got several more than six.
 
2013-01-09 12:39:51 AM
Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....
 
2013-01-09 12:40:08 AM

queezyweezel: real_headhoncho: Unfortunately, I have 6 Feet into A Crawlspace Phobia.  Meaning I can get 6 feet in and then freeze up in irrational fear.

You have six feet?!


Just in my pants.  But you have to see it at leas 6 times.
 
2013-01-09 12:41:18 AM

atcomm1: Not too concerned about any of that. Just came home to find farking skunks under my farking house FARKING!
/they are louder and stinkier than cats
//opened the big crawlspace door (4x4) so it would feel less safe for a nest
///Replacement HVAC unit left a gap. DAMN IT! Love country except for skunks, 'dillos, and flakey cellular internet.


Dildos
 
2013-01-09 12:41:27 AM
"He says, 'Well, I've got good news and bad news. I've got your ducts fixed, but somebody's been living under your house,'"

Well done, smithy!
 
2013-01-09 12:44:35 AM
Fortunately, you can only get into our crawlspace from indoors (split-level 50s-style).

Unfortunately, by some bit of brilliant design, you have to get into the crawlspace (and about 35 feet into it) every couple of months to change the furnace filter. So, I'm far too familiar with ours. Kneepads are hanging on the inside of the door to the crawl.
 
2013-01-09 12:44:54 AM
"I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-09 12:45:08 AM
Hey if someone wants to evict the skunks and spiders from my crawlspace I'll buy him beer!
 
2013-01-09 12:45:58 AM
Pfft. Between running network wiring, re=piping the old galvanized water pipes, or running new electrical circuits I've spent many hours in our crawlspace, most of which requires a limbo-like contortion to get past the newer water pipes that were added after the house was built. Worst thing I ever found was a petrified rat. It was fun when the kids were young; I could tap on the floor above me and pretend I was a demon from beyond. They would cry and run for mom, and they were terrified to sleep in their own room for weeks; loads of fun it was.
 
2013-01-09 12:48:14 AM
 
2013-01-09 12:49:18 AM

Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....


Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .
 
2013-01-09 12:52:49 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .


As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.
 
2013-01-09 12:53:15 AM
Sure it's not a sump pump, Caller?
 
2013-01-09 12:56:22 AM
spookshow.tv
 
2013-01-09 12:57:04 AM

calbert: Gallery Of The Grossest/Most Depressing Home Offices


I'll say! They haven't bought any LCD screens to replace those old, energy draining CRTs!
 
2013-01-09 12:57:40 AM
One person in your crawlspace?
cbschicago.files.wordpress.com
Amateur...
 
2013-01-09 12:58:20 AM

buzzcut73: As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.


buzzcut73: AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .

As a guy with a two year old that can use god damnit in perfect context (cookie dropped on floor, toy broken) I completely understand your statement.


Good on you guys. I gave up on that months ago. Consequently, my toddler can swear appropriately and I really can't be upset about it because I know exactly where he got it from. Just this morning I saw the cup of water hit the floor and heard a quick, quiet "shiat!!" out of the diapered culprit. I should be mortified by this, but I'm not really. I figure I'll teach him about good and bad or "grown-up" "angry" words once he has a few more words overall at his disposal.
 
2013-01-09 12:59:01 AM
no comment just posting to reset stuff here .. so anyways
 
2013-01-09 01:00:00 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Sharksfan: Who the fark says "Golly sakes"?

Just sayin....

Folks with kids. Yes, you end up training yourself to say 'gosh darnit' at the local watering hole when Mr. Helton strikes out. It's really embarrassing.

/but better than your kids sounding like sailors
//I mean, they go from port to port . . . .


I have a 5 year old and twin 18-month olds....still do not do this. Perhaps I should.
 
2013-01-09 01:01:16 AM

jaytkay: John Wayne Gacy had a crawlspace.

Where he buried his victims.

And his wife simply thought the house smelled kinda funny.

/ CSB


Paris1127: One person in your crawlspace?
[cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 620x432]
Amateur...


do you know what temperature Gacy kept his crawlspace? ......26 below.
 
2013-01-09 01:05:29 AM

hlehmann: Pfft. Between running network wiring, re=piping the old galvanized water pipes, or running new electrical circuits I've spent many hours in our crawlspace, most of which requires a limbo-like contortion to get past the newer water pipes that were added after the house was built. Worst thing I ever found was a petrified rat. It was fun when the kids were young; I could tap on the floor above me and pretend I was a demon from beyond. They would cry and run for mom, and they were terrified to sleep in their own room for weeks; loads of fun it was.


Yeah, it's all fun and games until the homeowners kick you out.
 
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