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(WKYC Cleveland)   How do we, a budget-strapped school, remove all of this asbestos? Let's have the students do it. Brilliant   (wkyc.com) divider line 14
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2013-01-09 12:09:55 AM  
7 votes:
Newt Gingrich approves.
2013-01-09 02:40:08 AM  
2 votes:
intensities.files.wordpress.com

All kids, all abestos, all the time!
2013-01-09 01:49:19 AM  
2 votes:
if you're not exposed to asbestos at a young age, just how do you become immune to it later in life, huh?
2013-01-09 11:04:21 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: This is what string bikini car washes are for. I don't care if it's not summer right now.


And the cold makes stuff stiffen right up...

/a seat over here, right?
2013-01-09 07:54:00 AM  
1 votes:
If the asbestos had guns, this never would have happened.

2/10
2013-01-09 06:09:43 AM  
1 votes:
All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos.

Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face.


Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time - entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel!

Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

Just a heads up: that coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronic activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious, visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
2013-01-09 02:44:45 AM  
1 votes:
They're skilled asbestos workers. They're essential.

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2013-01-09 02:29:46 AM  
1 votes:

thatboyoverthere: video man: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'm more concerned with the idea that high schoolers can be trusted with crowbars and saws to NOT destroy something important.

Yeah, 16-year-old me would've taken a good shot at the wall with the crowbar when no one was looking.

16 year old me would have gone "THE FARK! YOU WANT ME TO CLEAR OUT FARKING ASBESTOS! WITH OUT ANY SAFETY GEAR!?"


Well, I would too. Then I would've farked shiat up.
2013-01-09 02:28:32 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: But don't go burying the kids yet.


I feel happy!
2013-01-09 01:42:34 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Newt Gingrich approves.


Done in one.
2013-01-09 01:36:53 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus Saves... Several thousand dollars by using child slave labor
2013-01-09 01:34:54 AM  
1 votes:
I'm told that private business can do a much cheaper job of things, and that government regulations only make things more expensive. I can't imagine why anyone would be upset that a private school would choose to avoid the expense and save the taxpayers money (and keep the government out of their business, by the way), and also teach kids some valuable skills that will surely benefit them later in life.

I think I hit all the talking points.
2013-01-09 01:34:12 AM  
1 votes:
A 13 year-old religious kid can get in the little spaces that a fat union contractor could not.

Besides.... Jesus keeps the cancer away.
2013-01-09 01:33:37 AM  
1 votes:
you can raise them with the purest foods and what-not. most of them hit an age and wham, their bodies become experimental laboratory chemical waste dumps and alcohol vessels so as your back is turned. don't worry about it.
 
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