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2013-01-08 07:44:45 PM
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is clearly shell-shocked at this news.
 
2013-01-08 07:57:01 PM
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2013-01-08 09:28:07 PM
Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl - "One for the Money"
Milla Jovovich - "Resident Evil: Retribution"
Tyler Perry - "Madea's Witness Protection"
Kristen Stewart - "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II" / "Snow White and the Huntsman"
Barbra Streisand - "The Guilt Trip"


Lulz.
 
2013-01-08 09:43:21 PM
I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.
 
2013-01-08 10:01:04 PM

djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.


I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?
 
2013-01-08 10:07:56 PM
Twilight: Breaking Wind Fart II

/why, yes... I have been drinking... why do you ask?
 
2013-01-08 10:15:25 PM

Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?


Sometimes when your in the mood for sex there is no time to take the bra off.
 
2013-01-08 10:17:15 PM
Worst Actress :
Milla Jovovich - "Resident Evil: Retribution"

Ahh, it's not like she had anything to work with in that abortion of a movie.
Are those other movies really that bad that it bumped Retribution? I only saw "That's My Boy" from that list and I think I enjoyed it better than the Resident Evil Flick, granted that is not saying much.
 
2013-01-08 10:23:55 PM
Did anyone see "Wrath of the Titans"? I wasn't taken with the first one, I didn't waste my time or money.
 
2013-01-08 10:28:18 PM

theorellior: Did anyone see "Wrath of the Titans"? I wasn't taken with the first one, I didn't waste my time or money.


I liked the first one because of the references to the original movie and storyline more than anything else

/Wrath was pretty much more of the same with more "meh" added
 
2013-01-08 10:34:03 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Twilight: Breaking Wind Fart II

/why, yes... I have been drinking... why do you ask?


Uh huh huh huh.
 
2013-01-08 10:35:38 PM
I am not exactly the target demographic, but after all the criticism, I decided to read the first book. I made it about half way through when I just started laughing out loud because it was so ridiculous. Not only was it ridiculous, but the writing is amateurish. I will never be able to use the word "smoldering" without hysterical laughter.

If I am going to read girl books, I rather read Stephanie Plum novel's.
 
2013-01-08 10:41:22 PM

demonfaerie: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

Sometimes when your in the mood for sex there is no time to take the bra off.


Like hell. If I'm giving up the dick I'm grabbing some titties.
 
2013-01-08 10:42:26 PM

Harry_Seldon: I am not exactly the target demographic, but after all the criticism, I decided to read the first book. I made it about half way through when I just started laughing out loud because it was so ridiculous. Not only was it ridiculous, but the writing is amateurish. I will never be able to use the word "smoldering" without hysterical laughter.

If I am going to read girl books, I rather read Stephanie Plum novel's.


4th book is worth it for the crazy.
 
2013-01-08 10:47:24 PM

theorellior: Did anyone see "Wrath of the Titans"? I wasn't taken with the first one, I didn't waste my time or money.


I thought the first one was pretty good.

www.hotmoviesale.com
 
2013-01-08 10:53:30 PM

djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.


She's taken a figurative dump on the two things that helped make her famous (Grey's Anatomy, Knocked Up) so she hasn't gone out of her way to make herself the most popular celebrity in the room.

She needs to go back to wearing the bikini from My Father the Hero.
 
2013-01-08 10:55:22 PM

NotEric: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

She's taken a figurative dump on the two things that helped make her famous (Grey's Anatomy, Knocked Up) so she hasn't gone out of her way to make herself the most popular celebrity in the room.

She needs to go back to wearing the bikini from My Father the Hero.


Way to remind everyone that only rapper's girlfriends had asses in the 1990s.
 
2013-01-08 10:55:35 PM
I really don't get the hate.

I have zero interest in these movies, but I have a hard time imagining that they're worse than the total train wreck that Cowboys & Aliens was, or their mediocrity is comparable to how unfunny Scary Movie Part: XXXVI will be.
 
2013-01-08 10:59:58 PM

moothemagiccow: demonfaerie: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

Sometimes when your in the mood for sex there is no time to take the bra off.

Like hell. If I'm giving up the dick I'm grabbing some titties.


Push the shirt up then yank the bra down. For some reason exposing the naughty bits while keeping the clothes on really seems to get womens juices flowing. Well in my experiance anyway.
 
2013-01-08 11:00:08 PM

Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?


I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating
 
2013-01-08 11:05:20 PM

Mugato: I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?


Besides the desire to have women naked in general, when this happens in a movie (or the sheet up to the neck on the woman in post coital bliss) takes me out of the movie, because it just doesn't reflect real life. If they don't want to get nude, fine. Shoot it another way, use a body double, or get another actress. A big part of being an actor/actress is getting the audience to believe that you are a character. If you refuse to act like 99.9% of the world acts (or dresses) in a given scenario you're not really that good of an actor, are you?
 
2013-01-08 11:06:36 PM
i'm not wearing a bra right now

also, i'm a guy
 
2013-01-08 11:09:23 PM
I enjoyed "That's my Boy", but then again I was on a 13 hour flight.

Sometimes I just want to watch a guy with a silly accent make fart jokes, is that so wrong?
 
HBK
2013-01-08 11:10:08 PM

ArkAngel: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating


Yikes. You banged a fat lady.
 
2013-01-08 11:10:44 PM

HBK: ArkAngel: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating

Yikes. You banged a fat lady.


Any port in a storm, to continue the boat metaphor.
 
2013-01-08 11:15:02 PM
Atlas Shrugged 2 deserved many more nominations than it got. I watched it out of curiosity, and was left with a strong desire to commit genocide. Adam Sandler inspires similar thoughts.
 
2013-01-08 11:16:57 PM

mjbok: Mugato: I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

Besides the desire to have women naked in general, when this happens in a movie (or the sheet up to the neck on the woman in post coital bliss) takes me out of the movie, because it just doesn't reflect real life. If they don't want to get nude, fine. Shoot it another way, use a body double, or get another actress. A big part of being an actor/actress is getting the audience to believe that you

Sometimes it may be a side effect of having to stay within an R or NC-17 rating. Past a certain point, it just won't get rated and you're in the fringe on the web without any major studio backing. So, it's a balance of camera tricks, not showing things too clearly (the infamous "why won't the light go there?!" technique), sex with the clothes on or lingerie, etc.

 
2013-01-08 11:17:43 PM
If you're not familiar with the "How Did This Get Made" podcast, with Paul Scheer, you should check it out for their episodes on Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, both featuring Doug Benson as well. Really great to listen to them try and figure out these movies.
 
2013-01-08 11:23:10 PM

mjbok: Mugato: I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

Besides the desire to have women naked in general, when this happens in a movie (or the sheet up to the neck on the woman in post coital bliss) takes me out of the movie, because it just doesn't reflect real life. If they don't want to get nude, fine. Shoot it another way, use a body double, or get another actress. A big part of being an actor/actress is getting the audience to believe that you are a character. If you refuse to act like 99.9% of the world acts (or dresses) in a given scenario you're not really that good of an actor, are you?


I'm not sure why they include sex scenes at all. They're generally about as significant to the story as car chases.
 
2013-01-08 11:23:29 PM
My lady friend nearly dragged me to this abortin of a film. I lucked out in taking her to an expensive dinner and 'The Hobbit.'

I did not dodge a bullet. I dodged and artillery shell.
 
2013-01-08 11:28:56 PM

Somaticasual: Sometimes it may be a side effect of having to stay within an R or NC-17 rating. Past a certain point, it just won't get rated and you're in the fringe on the web without any major studio backing. So, it's a balance of camera tricks, not showing things too clearly (the infamous "why won't the light go there?!" technique), sex with the clothes on or lingerie, etc.


Did you mean PG or PG-13? Boobs aren't going to bring on the NC-17 rating. It's also one of the things about Sex in the City that was really distracting. They show four women having sex all the time. Two of them are always naked, one of them is naked once or twice, and the other one has a bra on all the time.

//Dated a girl once who slept in a bra, but it did come off during sex.
 
2013-01-08 11:29:57 PM

HBK: ArkAngel: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating

Yikes. You banged a fat lady.


Chunky, yes. Not fat. Did earn my red wings with her, though
 
2013-01-08 11:37:18 PM

mjbok: Somaticasual: Sometimes it may be a side effect of having to stay within an R or NC-17 rating. Past a certain point, it just won't get rated and you're in the fringe on the web without any major studio backing. So, it's a balance of camera tricks, not showing things too clearly (the infamous "why won't the light go there?!" technique), sex with the clothes on or lingerie, etc.

Did you mean PG or PG-13? Boobs aren't going to bring on the NC-17 rating. It's also one of the things about Sex in the City that was really distracting. They show four women having sex all the time. Two of them are always naked, one of them is naked once or twice, and the other one has a bra on all the time.

//Dated a girl once who slept in a bra, but it did come off during sex.


Nah, between R and NC-17.
From wiki, it looks like it boils down to "Nudity is PG-13, sexually-oriented nudity will require an R rating. A sexual assault or a rape will require a NC-17 rating.". So, camera shots to prevent the PG-13/R transition and "toning it down" on the sex to keep from going to NC-17.
 
2013-01-08 11:39:43 PM

mjbok: Somaticasual: Sometimes it may be a side effect of having to stay within an R or NC-17 rating. Past a certain point, it just won't get rated and you're in the fringe on the web without any major studio backing. So, it's a balance of camera tricks, not showing things too clearly (the infamous "why won't the light go there?!" technique), sex with the clothes on or lingerie, etc.

Did you mean PG or PG-13? Boobs aren't going to bring on the NC-17 rating. It's also one of the things about Sex in the City that was really distracting. They show four women having sex all the time. Two of them are always naked, one of them is naked once or twice, and the other one has a bra on all the time.

//Dated a girl once who slept in a bra, but it did come off during sex.


Actually, reading further, it gets even more convoluted - "In the film it is also discussed how the MPAA will not reveal any information about who or why certain decisions are made. They will not even reveal to the film maker the specific scenes that need to be cut in order to get alternative rating." (from the same wiki)
 
2013-01-08 11:52:51 PM

r1niceboy: Atlas Shrugged 2 deserved many more nominations than it got. I watched it out of curiosity, and was left with a strong desire to commit genocide. Adam Sandler inspires similar thoughts.


Isn't there going to be a third one? Maybe they're saving the awards for the last one, as they're apparently doing with Twilight.

fusillade762: Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl - "One for the Money"
Milla Jovovich - "Resident Evil: Retribution"
Tyler Perry - "Madea's Witness Protection"
Kristen Stewart - "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II" / "Snow White and the Huntsman"
Barbra Streisand - "The Guilt Trip"

Lulz.

Jack and Jill

/ Adam Sandler won every Razzie category last year. Including Worst Actress (Sandler) and Worst Couple (Sandler/Sandler) IIRC.
 
2013-01-08 11:54:47 PM

Somaticasual: Nah, between R and NC-17.
From wiki, it looks like it boils down to "Nudity is PG-13, sexually-oriented nudity will require an R rating. A sexual assault or a rape will require a NC-17 rating.". So, camera shots to prevent the PG-13/R transition and "toning it down" on the sex to keep from going to NC-17.


The nudity I was talking about wasn't the during sex nudity, it was the post sex nudity. Or if it was during sex, not over the top, but just how it is ridiculous that these two people are supposed to be doing it, but she has a bra on or there is a sheet covering her up.

I looked for an example, but couldn't find one, but it pops up in every romcom ever made.
 
HBK
2013-01-08 11:54:57 PM

ArkAngel: I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating

Yikes. You banged a fat lady.

Chunky, yes. Not fat. Did earn my red wings with her, though


That's a pretty subjective determination. You'll need to provide photo evidence to prove your assertion.
 
2013-01-08 11:57:12 PM

Somaticasual: mjbok: Somaticasual: Sometimes it may be a side effect of having to stay within an R or NC-17 rating. Past a certain point, it just won't get rated and you're in the fringe on the web without any major studio backing. So, it's a balance of camera tricks, not showing things too clearly (the infamous "why won't the light go there?!" technique), sex with the clothes on or lingerie, etc.

Did you mean PG or PG-13? Boobs aren't going to bring on the NC-17 rating. It's also one of the things about Sex in the City that was really distracting. They show four women having sex all the time. Two of them are always naked, one of them is naked once or twice, and the other one has a bra on all the time.

//Dated a girl once who slept in a bra, but it did come off during sex.

Actually, reading further, it gets even more convoluted - "In the film it is also discussed how the MPAA will not reveal any information about who or why certain decisions are made. They will not even reveal to the film maker the specific scenes that need to be cut in order to get alternative rating." (from the same wiki)


Need a better rating system. A violence rating, a sexuality rating, and for the especially prudish, a profanity rating. Come up with a reasonably objective scale for each, say from 1 to 10, and from there, let people make up their own mind if they want to see it, or let their kids see it. But that'll never happen, because the MPAA likes its little fiefdom. Bunch of farking prudes that they are.
 
2013-01-08 11:57:44 PM

HBK: That's a pretty subjective determination. You'll need to provide photo evidence to prove your assertion.


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

//π
 
2013-01-08 11:58:54 PM
Worst Screenplay
"Atlas Shrugged Part II"
"Battleship"
"That's My Boy"
"A Thousand Words"
"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II"


They made a sequel to Atlas Shrugged? The first one wasn't watchable at all.
 
2013-01-09 12:10:07 AM

mjbok: The nudity I was talking about wasn't the during sex nudity, it was the post sex nudity. Or if it was during sex, not over the top, but just how it is ridiculous that these two people are supposed to be doing it, but she has a bra on or there is a sheet covering her up.


ahh, gotcha. Sorry, read what I wanted to see on that one. Have to second that with the addendum of "disheveled glasses"
 
2013-01-09 12:11:15 AM
Sign me up for a big bite of this:

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2013-01-09 12:19:54 AM

Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?


I'm 34. Mine will fall into my armpits at this point. Can't you just pull the bra down under the tits. Maintains support, prevents disappearance into armpits. Win/win.

/I sound fat
 
2013-01-09 01:05:15 AM

susansto-helit: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I'm 34. Mine will fall into my armpits at this point. Can't you just pull the bra down under the tits. Maintains support, prevents disappearance into armpits. Win/win.

/I sound fat


This is a trap, farkers. Whether you agree or disagree, you will be wrong.
 
HBK
2013-01-09 01:19:36 AM

ArkAngel: HBK: ArkAngel: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I had a fark buddy once who didn't like taking her bra off. 38EE

/I do miss her sometimes when I'm boating

Yikes. You banged a fat lady.

Chunky, yes. Not fat. Did earn my red wings with her, though


Do red wings from a fat girl smell like marinara sauce?
 
2013-01-09 01:42:59 AM

ArkAngel: Chunky, yes. Not fat.


translated from farkspeak this means "just barely morbidly obese"
 
2013-01-09 01:48:40 AM

susansto-helit: Mugato: djkutch: I really don't understand the hate for Katherine Heigl. Sure, she hasn't gotten nude like Oscar performances sometimes require. Let's give her time to understand the complexities of her craft.

I don't know, who has sex with their bra on (besides me)?

I'm 34. Mine will fall into my armpits at this point. Can't you just pull the bra down under the tits. Maintains support, prevents disappearance into armpits. Win/win.

/I sound fat


If that's what you look like naked, too bad. farking with your clothes on might be spontaneous or kinky or whatever but it eliminates the skin-on-skin warmth. I may as well get a 130lb fleshlight
 
2013-01-09 02:12:59 AM
Battleship didn't suck that much

/guilty pleasure
 
2013-01-09 02:25:14 AM

Stantz: Battleship didn't suck that much

/guilty pleasure


Well, no, neither does a broken vacuum cleaner, but that doesn't mean you want one.
 
2013-01-09 03:20:09 AM
Twilight wasn't bad. I mean, it wasn't award-worthy, but at least it wasn't pretentious. I liked it, for what it was.
 
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