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(Ann Arbor News)   "Brennan reportedly admitted to the judge that she created a picture of a significant portion of her breast and sent it to the teen." OK, I'm going to need a working definition of "significant" here   (annarbor.com) divider line 49
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2013-01-08 08:03:46 PM
I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.
 
2013-01-08 08:07:04 PM
If she had just sent some side boob, none of this would have happened.
 
2013-01-08 08:09:18 PM

Oh man, we've got him now. There is no way Fartbama is getting out of this one, I can't wait until...


i.imgur.com


AW... DAMMIT!

 
2013-01-08 08:24:16 PM
So...this is NOT about Obama's nominee for the CIA? I want to know this before I attempt RTFA.

// my dinner (and many future meals) depends on it
 
2013-01-08 08:42:38 PM
You do what The Van Buren Boys tell you to do... It's the way Marty wanted it

www.seriessub.com
 
2013-01-08 08:43:03 PM
heritage.com
"Was I supposed to show more-or less?"
 
2013-01-08 09:26:18 PM
No "smoking hot" in headline?
 
2013-01-08 09:31:28 PM

fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?


Applicable only to links from The Sun and The Daily Mail.
 
2013-01-08 10:31:32 PM
Those arnt the pictures I was hoping for
 
2013-01-08 10:41:18 PM

Apos: fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?

Applicable only to links from The Sun and The Daily Mail.


Plus you can look at her pic without needing eye bleach.
 
2013-01-08 10:47:24 PM
The School District Photo showed an alarmingly insignificant portion of said breast

/need moar data
 
2013-01-08 10:53:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.


media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-08 10:53:23 PM
Where were these teachers when I was in high school?


On a serious note why are there so many female sexual predators? Are there no background checks for teachers?
 
2013-01-08 10:57:41 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

"May I approach the biatch?"
 
2013-01-08 10:59:19 PM
When I was in high school there was not a single teacher who would come anywhere close to something anyone would find attractive. My teachers were old and covered in chalk and wore those Baptisty looking denim jumpers with turtle necks. Have things really changed that much out there in the world? These young people these days...I just don't know what's going on with them.

/hey, my lawn, etc
 
2013-01-08 11:00:48 PM
Charge of providing sexually explicit material dropped for plea deal.

Pictures of breasts meet no accurate definition of "sexually explicit".
 
2013-01-08 11:02:38 PM
"...working definition of significant..."

4.bp.blogspot.com

More than a handful.
 
2013-01-08 11:04:12 PM
I bet if a guy created a picture of a significant portion of his penis and sent it to a female minor, that he would face a shiatload of jail time.
 
2013-01-08 11:04:59 PM
Isn't he supposed to be the new CIA director? That seems weird,


/s
 
2013-01-08 11:05:05 PM
bie?

eip

partial is fine. i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!

1.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-08 11:08:05 PM

Aces and Eights: When I was in high school there was not a single teacher who would come anywhere close to something anyone would find attractive.


Lucky you. At my school, there were high school teachers a mile and a half more attractive than any of the female students.

/although this might just speak to the general unattractiveness of the student body, myself included
 
2013-01-08 11:08:59 PM
She looks like Sheryl Crowe and Maggie Gillenhall (sp?) Had a baby.
 
2013-01-08 11:10:46 PM

Somacandra: Oh man, we've got him now. There is no way Fartbama is getting out of this one, I can't wait until...
[i.imgur.com image 332x116]
AW... DAMMIT!


Dr Dreidel: So...this is NOT about Obama's nominee for the CIA? I want to know this before I attempt RTFA.

// my dinner (and many future meals) depends on it


Thank you both for saving me from bothering to click on TFA. This could have been a way more interesting story.
 
2013-01-08 11:15:55 PM
Dr. Brennan?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-08 11:17:44 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Dr. Brennan?
[i.imgur.com image 769x1024]



I'm definitely up for some Bones with her.
 
2013-01-08 11:24:54 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.


I'm not sure we should ask her about that. She's got that look in her eye.
 
2013-01-08 11:25:47 PM

fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?


That's it! I KNEW something was missing.
 
2013-01-08 11:31:22 PM
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 11:37:26 PM

Omahawg: i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!


crow202.org

For Science! (probably NSFW)
 
2013-01-09 12:10:13 AM

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Dr. Brennan?
[i.imgur.com image 769x1024]


I'm definitely up for some Bones with her.


Bones can be a verb, you know...
 
2013-01-09 12:28:12 AM

danceswithcrows: For Science! (probably NSFW)



Thank goodness for the link. I was starting to think we'd never have a way to compare "significant" breast exposure without it.
 
2013-01-09 12:35:22 AM
So, some nipple? Areola? I mean if they were big pancake areolas, it could a lot easier to slip than little silver dollar areolas.

We need details, people. Details.

/And a copy of the picture.
 
2013-01-09 12:49:52 AM

duffblue: Where were these teachers when I was in high school?


On a serious note why are there so many female sexual predators? Are there no background checks for teachers?


How the hell does this stuff happen anyhow?

//just curious
///for...science reasons?
 
2013-01-09 01:38:26 AM
So...I'm assuming that means there was no nipple? Cuz we all know nipple = instant death when it comes to boobies.
 
2013-01-09 01:41:29 AM
I'm beginning to think that maybe we ought to make female teacher/male student sex legal since we don't seem to be able to stop it.

But then maybe we ought to treat female teachers like Pahrump chicken ranch girl's. Have them tested for STDs every couple of weeks....
 
2013-01-09 01:58:56 AM

danceswithcrows: For Science! (probably NSFW)


Probably?
 
2013-01-09 03:07:14 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Meanwhile, if a male teacher so much as sent a female student the word "penis" in a text message he'd be buried under the jail for 10 years and a day.


[i.imgur.com image 850x1184]


Obviously you're a misogynist for pointing out those inconvenient facts.
 
2013-01-09 04:05:03 AM
s3.jspenguin.org

/oblig
 
2013-01-09 04:07:49 AM

KangTheMad: [s3.jspenguin.org image 556x484]

/oblig


I thought the male/male one was the fire and brimstone punishment, not the male/female one

yanno, paedophiles
 
2013-01-09 04:24:53 AM
What a significant portion of breast may look like:

img4-2.myrecipes.timeinc.net

/EIP for any portion of BIE
//specify how significant the reciprocation should be
 
2013-01-09 05:39:44 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.


That was my first question. I also wondered who would sit and drink in a car with a teenager but after seeing the hair it all sort of makes sense.
 
2013-01-09 06:12:19 AM
It seems like most of these female teacher pedophiles suffer from overly plucked eyebrow syndrome.
 
2013-01-09 06:32:34 AM

Peter von Nostrand: You do what The Van Buren Boys tell you to do... It's the way Marty wanted it


Well played
 
2013-01-09 06:32:46 AM

o'really: It seems like most of these female teacher pedophiles suffer from overly plucked eyebrow syndrome.


Bad eyebrows are common in mugshots.
 
2013-01-09 07:59:05 AM
Willing to judge your samples, you know, for science...
EIP
 
2013-01-09 09:04:21 AM
heritage.com3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-09 12:33:53 PM
mjcdn.motherjones.com

John Brennan sent a side-man-boob photo to some kid?

Clearly Obama knows what he's doing nominating Brennan
 
2013-01-09 02:53:13 PM

Omahawg: bie?

eip

partial is fine. i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!

[1.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Would like to know who this is. Yes I am a loser.
 
2013-01-09 06:31:03 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Meanwhile, if a male teacher so much as sent a female student the word "penis" in a text message he'd be buried under the jail for 10 years and a day.


[i.imgur.com image 850x1184]


That's about as backwards as can be. Are there no old people in your life?
 
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