FARK.com: (7525225) "Brennan reportedly admitted to the judge that she created a picture of a significant portion of her breast and sent it to the teen." OK, I'm going to need a working definition of "significant" here

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		"Brennan reportedly admitted to the judge that she created a picture of a significant portion of her breast and sent it to the teen." OK, I'm going to need a working definition of "significant" here (annarbor.com)		50
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Pocket Ninja		2013-01-08 08:03:46 PM

I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2013-01-08 08:07:04 PM

If she had just sent some side boob, none of this would have happened.

Somacandra		2013-01-08 08:09:18 PM

Oh man, we've got him now. There is no way Fartbama is getting out of this one, I can't wait until...

i.imgur.com

AW... DAMMIT!

Dr Dreidel		2013-01-08 08:24:16 PM

So...this is NOT about Obama's nominee for the CIA? I want to know this before I attempt RTFA.

// my dinner (and many future meals) depends on it

Peter von Nostrand		2013-01-08 08:42:38 PM

You do what The Van Buren Boys tell you to do... It's the way Marty wanted it

www.seriessub.com

Apos		2013-01-08 08:43:03 PM

"Was I supposed to show more-or less?"

fusillade762		2013-01-08 09:26:18 PM

No "smoking hot" in headline?

Apos		2013-01-08 09:31:28 PM

fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?

Applicable only to links from The Sun and The Daily Mail.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-08 10:31:32 PM

Those arnt the pictures I was hoping for

wallywam1		2013-01-08 10:41:18 PM

Apos: fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?

Applicable only to links from The Sun and The Daily Mail.

Plus you can look at her pic without needing eye bleach.

Curt Blizzah		2013-01-08 10:47:24 PM

The School District Photo showed an alarmingly insignificant portion of said breast

/need moar data

TomD9938		2013-01-08 10:53:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com

duffblue		2013-01-08 10:53:23 PM

Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

On a serious note why are there so many female sexual predators? Are there no background checks for teachers?

Boudica's War Tampon		2013-01-08 10:57:41 PM

"May I approach the biatch?"

Aces and Eights		2013-01-08 10:59:19 PM

When I was in high school there was not a single teacher who would come anywhere close to something anyone would find attractive. My teachers were old and covered in chalk and wore those Baptisty looking denim jumpers with turtle necks. Have things really changed that much out there in the world? These young people these days...I just don't know what's going on with them.

/hey, my lawn, etc

Nem Wan		2013-01-08 11:00:48 PM

Charge of providing sexually explicit material dropped for plea deal.

Pictures of breasts meet no accurate definition of "sexually explicit".

jayhawk88		2013-01-08 11:02:38 PM

"...working definition of significant..."

4.bp.blogspot.com

More than a handful.

skinink		2013-01-08 11:04:12 PM

I bet if a guy created a picture of a significant portion of his penis and sent it to a female minor, that he would face a shiatload of jail time.

Braggi		2013-01-08 11:04:59 PM

Isn't he supposed to be the new CIA director? That seems weird,

/s

Omahawg		2013-01-08 11:05:05 PM

bie?

eip

partial is fine. i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!

1.media.tumblr.com

Seth'n'Spectrum		2013-01-08 11:08:05 PM

Aces and Eights: When I was in high school there was not a single teacher who would come anywhere close to something anyone would find attractive.

Lucky you. At my school, there were high school teachers a mile and a half more attractive than any of the female students.

/although this might just speak to the general unattractiveness of the student body, myself included

titwrench		2013-01-08 11:08:59 PM

She looks like Sheryl Crowe and Maggie Gillenhall (sp?) Had a baby.

HotWingAgenda		2013-01-08 11:10:46 PM

Somacandra: Oh man, we've got him now. There is no way Fartbama is getting out of this one, I can't wait until...
[i.imgur.com image 332x116]
AW... DAMMIT!

Dr Dreidel: So...this is NOT about Obama's nominee for the CIA? I want to know this before I attempt RTFA.

// my dinner (and many future meals) depends on it

Thank you both for saving me from bothering to click on TFA. This could have been a way more interesting story.

Oh_Enough_Already		2013-01-08 11:15:08 PM

Meanwhile, if a male teacher so much as sent a female student the word "penis" in a text message he'd be buried under the jail for 10 years and a day.

i.imgur.com

drjekel_mrhyde		2013-01-08 11:15:55 PM

Dr. Brennan?

Apos		2013-01-08 11:17:44 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Dr. Brennan?
[i.imgur.com image 769x1024]

I'm definitely up for some Bones with her.

Bucky Katt		2013-01-08 11:24:54 PM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.

I'm not sure we should ask her about that. She's got that look in her eye.

Bucky Katt		2013-01-08 11:25:47 PM

fusillade762: No "smoking hot" in headline?

That's it! I KNEW something was missing.

Kenny B		2013-01-08 11:31:22 PM

danceswithcrows		2013-01-08 11:37:26 PM

Omahawg: i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!

crow202.org

For Science! (probably NSFW)

Salieri_82		2013-01-09 12:10:13 AM

Apos: drjekel_mrhyde: Dr. Brennan?
[i.imgur.com image 769x1024]

I'm definitely up for some Bones with her.

Bones can be a verb, you know...

Long Pig		2013-01-09 12:28:12 AM

danceswithcrows: For Science! (probably NSFW)

Thank goodness for the link. I was starting to think we'd never have a way to compare "significant" breast exposure without it.

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-01-09 12:35:22 AM

So, some nipple? Areola? I mean if they were big pancake areolas, it could a lot easier to slip than little silver dollar areolas.

We need details, people. Details.

/And a copy of the picture.

KangTheMad		2013-01-09 12:49:52 AM

duffblue: Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

On a serious note why are there so many female sexual predators? Are there no background checks for teachers?

How the hell does this stuff happen anyhow?

//just curious
///for...science reasons?

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-09 01:38:26 AM

So...I'm assuming that means there was no nipple? Cuz we all know nipple = instant death when it comes to boobies.

Coelacanth		2013-01-09 01:41:29 AM

I'm beginning to think that maybe we ought to make female teacher/male student sex legal since we don't seem to be able to stop it.

But then maybe we ought to treat female teachers like Pahrump chicken ranch girl's. Have them tested for STDs every couple of weeks....

austin_millbarge		2013-01-09 01:58:56 AM

danceswithcrows: For Science! (probably NSFW)

Probably?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-01-09 03:07:14 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Meanwhile, if a male teacher so much as sent a female student the word "penis" in a text message he'd be buried under the jail for 10 years and a day.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1184]

Obviously you're a misogynist for pointing out those inconvenient facts.

KangTheMad		2013-01-09 04:05:03 AM

/oblig

moothemagiccow		2013-01-09 04:07:49 AM

KangTheMad: [s3.jspenguin.org image 556x484]

/oblig

I thought the male/male one was the fire and brimstone punishment, not the male/female one

yanno, paedophiles

turboke		2013-01-09 04:24:53 AM

What a significant portion of breast may look like:

img4-2.myrecipes.timeinc.net

/EIP for any portion of BIE
//specify how significant the reciprocation should be

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-09 05:39:44 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to need some clarification on what the hell is going on with her hair in that picture.

That was my first question. I also wondered who would sit and drink in a car with a teenager but after seeing the hair it all sort of makes sense.

o'really		2013-01-09 06:12:19 AM

It seems like most of these female teacher pedophiles suffer from overly plucked eyebrow syndrome.

jaybeezey		2013-01-09 06:32:34 AM

Peter von Nostrand: You do what The Van Buren Boys tell you to do... It's the way Marty wanted it

Well played

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-09 06:32:46 AM

o'really: It seems like most of these female teacher pedophiles suffer from overly plucked eyebrow syndrome.

Bad eyebrows are common in mugshots.

Justin_BIE_EIP_er		2013-01-09 07:59:05 AM

Willing to judge your samples, you know, for science...
EIP

o4tuna		2013-01-09 09:04:21 AM

Clemkadidlefark		2013-01-09 12:33:53 PM

John Brennan sent a side-man-boob photo to some kid?

Clearly Obama knows what he's doing nominating Brennan

rushthatspeaks		2013-01-09 02:53:13 PM

Omahawg: bie?

eip

partial is fine. i'm not picky. this is fark, for goodness sakes!

[1.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]

Would like to know who this is. Yes I am a loser.

edmo		2013-01-09 06:31:03 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: Meanwhile, if a male teacher so much as sent a female student the word "penis" in a text message he'd be buried under the jail for 10 years and a day.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1184]

That's about as backwards as can be. Are there no old people in your life?

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