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(Rome News-Tribune)   Man who handcuffed himself to co-worker he wanted to date will be moving to a place where they appreciate that sort of behavior   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Taco Bell  
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7028 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2013 at 8:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-08 08:16:39 PM  
5 votes:
Every RomCom I have ever seen leads me to believe this should have charmed her into dating him.
2013-01-09 12:40:57 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-08 08:35:33 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe now she can get a date with construction guy or the Indian.
2013-01-09 01:21:10 AM  
1 vote:
Handcuffs? Woman? OMG!!! I forgot back in a few.
2013-01-08 10:37:48 PM  
1 vote:
According to" 50 Shades of Gray" women liked this kind of shiat with handcuffs.
2013-01-08 09:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
And girl sues Taco Bell for million$.

Starts seeing perp in prison and falls in love. Plans escape by hiding nail file in the tacos she brings him - it takes 4 years (his entire sentence) before he files downs the prison bars and escapes (Dude was never that smart).

Both celebrate by adopting tacos as children. Wedding photo has them posing in handcuffs.

Written and Directed by John Waters.
2013-01-08 09:05:35 PM  
1 vote:
He should have run to the border.
2013-01-08 08:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
This isn't how it happened on "Three's Company".
2013-01-08 08:52:19 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry you couldn't understand but mom was cutting my meat.
2013-01-08 08:32:40 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: Every RomCom I have ever seen leads me to believe this should have charmed her into dating him.

The next scene is a montage of her having a string of asshole SOs while he sits in prison pining for her, then she meets him when he's released. *sniff* lil' dusty
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