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(Onion AV Club)   Apparently, there is a lucrative black market for Django Unchained action figures   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Quentin Tarantino, action figures, black community  
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9753 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2013 at 8:07 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-08 10:19:15 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder where the "Oprah peeing" black market real life action figure from Beloved is?
2013-01-08 10:07:35 PM  
2 votes:

archnem: Catcher Freeman gonna ride up in here and cut all these cracker's heads CLEAN OFF!

Speaking of that, I swear Sam Jackson was channeling Uncle Ruckus.
2013-01-08 10:05:07 PM  
2 votes:
Catcher Freeman gonna ride up in here and cut all these cracker's heads CLEAN OFF!
2013-01-08 08:31:07 PM  
2 votes:
Why does the market have to be black?

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2013-01-09 09:10:44 AM  
1 vote:

Facetious_Speciest: I am not embarrassed to say I want a Schultz figure. Favoritist Tarantino character evar.

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2013-01-09 08:41:54 AM  
1 vote:
'Those dolls were our only hope.'

No...there is another...'

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'Thank you Black Dynamite.'
2013-01-08 11:55:11 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, you can watch one, but can anyone ever really OWN a movie?

/Part-time MPAA lawyer.
2013-01-08 11:03:06 PM  
1 vote:
Does Django come with an action taint?
2013-01-08 10:06:42 PM  
1 vote:

Precision Boobery: Why does the market have to be black?

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Well no one is saying that the market is good at running, or that it doesn't have a receipt for those goods. It just happens to be a giving member of the community!

2013-01-08 10:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
Django Unchained was awesome.

I had a great time yelling at the screen, but I didn't feel guilty about it because the theatre was full of black people so everyone was.
2013-01-08 08:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
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Why would anybody want an action figure (ie doll) of this guy?

/Nothing's obscure on Fark
2013-01-08 08:37:50 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm black and I'm having a hard time seeing the bad in this movie.
/Think Spike Lee is pissed that he didn't come up with it first

If Spike Lee had made it it would have ended with all the characters looking at the camera and saying "slavery's bad!"

/Lee can be a good director, but he's as subtle as a brick wall
2013-01-08 08:10:35 PM  
1 vote:
I trivialized to slave leia many times

/the article is dumb, they only have a case if there aren't white ones.
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