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(The Daily Beast)   Alex Jones, the new face of gun rights in America, warns that he is being targeted for assassination by Michael Bloomberg's NYPD   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 214
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2013-01-08 04:42:59 PM
this guy needs to be on TV ALL the time.
 
2013-01-08 04:43:40 PM
This is true.  I heard it on the police scanner I hacked to get the secret frequency.
 
2013-01-08 04:46:51 PM
forums.radioreference.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-08 05:27:22 PM
Right.  Like they'd be that obvious.

It's bad enough he's a conspiracy nut with a huge audience.  But is it too much to ask that he be a bit more creative?  I mean, the roasted human babies wrapped in gold foil?  That's some of A material's he's got going there.  This?  Meh.
 
2013-01-08 05:45:51 PM
The only thing better than a retard is a delusional paranoid retard
 
2013-01-08 07:39:19 PM
If this is an act, it's Oscar-worthy.

If it's not, he's nuttier than a Snickers bar and should be institutionalized.
 
2013-01-08 07:43:03 PM
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-01-08 07:44:05 PM
Reason #2432 to bring back involuntary mental institutionalization.
 
2013-01-08 07:46:33 PM
goodandbaked.com
 
2013-01-08 07:54:23 PM
And all because in America you aren't allowed to force the crazy people to take their medicine.  Instead they end up on a street corner talking to invisible people or becoming a talk radio host.
 
2013-01-08 08:07:32 PM
"Hatriots?" I don't like these assholes and their typical audience either, but that sounds petty even by blog standards. And I'm one of the biggest libtards here.

Most of my posts are laced with profanity and bad jokes about Republican genitalia, but when writing a column, even for a blog, you gotta keep your sh*t in line. In other words, [yourenothelping.jpg]
 
2013-01-08 08:22:18 PM

Apos: If this is an act, it's Oscar-worthy.

If it's not, he's nuttier than a Snickers bar and should be institutionalized.


Victoria Jackson, meet my good friend, Alex. You kids go have fun. Send me an evite when you are ready for us to save the date.
 
2013-01-08 08:44:00 PM

FlashHarry: this guy needs to be on TV ALL the time.


He's on the radio three hours a day and has his own Internet "newscast" every night, so he's pretty available. Last Friday, he interviewed John McAfee in one of the greatest pieces of performance art ever. (About 50 minutes in) Andy Kaufman bows down to this McAfee guy. He's a fugitive software millionaire criss-crossing central America while trying to warn everybody that he's uncovered a huge terrorist plot to mass poison Americans with ricin, all while dodging every lawman in the hemisphere.
 
2013-01-08 08:59:34 PM
Assassinated by the NYPD?  Nah.

Anally raped with a plunger handle?  Maybe.
 
2013-01-08 09:30:49 PM
i1113.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 09:32:38 PM
He needs to host Coast to Coast.
 
2013-01-08 09:34:42 PM

flamingboar: He needs to host Coast to Coast.


I LOL'd.
 
2013-01-08 09:34:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Assassinated by the NYPD?  Nah.

Anally raped with a plunger handle?  Maybe.


They could just plant drugs on him and throw him in jail, too.
 
2013-01-08 09:40:28 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Assassinated by the NYPD?  Nah.

Anally raped with a plunger handle?  Maybe.



I must have missed that episode of "Barney Miller".
 
2013-01-08 09:50:22 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-08 10:28:48 PM
That is some weapons grade crazy right there...
 
2013-01-08 10:30:37 PM

The_Sponge: AdolfOliverPanties: Assassinated by the NYPD?  Nah.

Anally raped with a plunger handle?  Maybe.


I must have missed that episode of "Barney Miller".


Amadou you a favor and suggest you look this crime up. Not the NYPD's finest day.
 
2013-01-08 10:38:22 PM
RIP
www.eurweb.com
 
2013-01-08 10:44:08 PM
That man needs a warm slice of pie and a Valium.
Just so I can hear him say mmmm  MIND CONTROL mmmmm MIND CONTROL! in between each bite.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLAVES! makes for a good sign off.  It should really replace "Sincerely."
 
2013-01-08 10:48:56 PM

hubiestubert: That is some weapons grade crazy right there...


Alex Jones is to conspiracy theorists as Westboro Baptist is to homophobes. They take it to a whole new level that can only exist at places where ous dimension intersects another dimension that can help contain that much crazy.

Jones makes his money selling stuff to dupes and schizophrenics, whereas WBC makes their money off of enraging people and then suing everyone they can.
 
2013-01-08 11:00:33 PM

Philbb: hubiestubert: That is some weapons grade crazy right there...

Alex Jones is to conspiracy theorists as Westboro Baptist is to homophobes. They take it to a whole new level that can only exist at places where ous dimension intersects another dimension that can help contain that much crazy.

Jones makes his money selling stuff to dupes and schizophrenics, whereas WBC makes their money off of enraging people and then suing everyone they can.


Pretty much. HIS brand of crazy is salable. It drives up interest in websites, it pushes up ratings in markets, it is very much an act, but one that the rubes haven't gigged onto yet. Beck? They began to realize that maybe, just maybe, he was just working a con, but it's hard to punch a fat boy who is crying so often. Breitbart died before he could be exposed to the Idiot Brigade--or rather, before he could be exposed in such a way that he had his dick, his hand, and his agency all up in their business in such a way that they realized that he was just conning them.

That is really the sad thing. This ISN'T a good con. This isn't even a decent con. It's just spouting crazy, and hoping that a few rubes will bite, and playing the numbers that there's a sucker born every minute, and banking on having enough of them in a market that will pass on his ravings to more rubes, and build up a "movement" based on idiots playing the whisper game. It's obvious, it lacks any subtlety, and as someone who used to play a few cons back in the day--for fairly penny ante stakes, and more for fun than profit--it offends me watching someone this hamfisted.  I'll give him credit, he's making money off the gullible, and to be fair, spending it on his tripe is probably a bit less dangerous than them sinking cash into more guns and ammo, but for the same money, they could be building their own shoddily built bunkers to await the A-DERP-O-Lypse, and that is money that could be spent on real contractors and real materials. Plus, there's the chance that the shoddily built bunkers might collapse as they test them before their families are coerced into them, and that would only service the gene pool and cut down on the nurture factor of the passing on of Weapons Grade Crazy...
 
2013-01-08 11:06:20 PM

The_Sponge: AdolfOliverPanties: Assassinated by the NYPD?  Nah.

Anally raped with a plunger handle?  Maybe.


I must have missed that episode of "Barney Miller".


Yeah, Fish could be pretty brutal.
 
2013-01-08 11:16:52 PM
Alex Jones threads are my fav. It is the only time where partisanship can be transcended with many o' us agreeing that he is a moran
 
2013-01-08 11:21:52 PM

cman: Alex Jones threads are my fav. It is the only time where partisanship can be transcended with many o' us agreeing that he is a moran


When Glen Beck lambasts you, you know you belong in a padded room.
 
2013-01-08 11:24:37 PM
he's 38?  did someone get the 3,4,6 and 7 all mixed up?
 
2013-01-08 11:26:37 PM
please tell me that was a planned event, that Jones was just putting on an act.
 
2013-01-08 11:26:51 PM
He's like a real-life Dale Gribble, except he's also a completely awful human being dedicated to dragging as many people as possible into his personal hellscape of fearing everything.

On the upside, putting him in the spotlight will only serve to expose the main reason for resistance to gun control; that is, as Jon Stewart put it, the fear of hypothetical imaginary Hitler.
 
2013-01-08 11:27:30 PM
The NYPD Kill List:

1) Black People
2) Alex Jones
3) Puerto Ricans
 
2013-01-08 11:31:55 PM
If it were true that would make him the safest guy in the city. People standing 10 to 50 feet away might have cause to worry though.
 
2013-01-08 11:33:12 PM
But Alex! I thought Jesus said you'd always be safe if you just pray to Him and believe in Him! Not to mention, you've got a gun, right?
 
2013-01-08 11:33:15 PM
Well it's about time
 
2013-01-08 11:33:48 PM
cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2013-01-08 11:34:33 PM
I'm surprised more of you haven't heard of him. He's quite entertaining, if you take him seriously you're an idiot. Like GAT_00 only for conspiracy theorists.
 
2013-01-08 11:34:36 PM
Give that man a gun!
 
2013-01-08 11:34:59 PM
On behalf of gun owners everywhere, I'd like to say this: Alex Jones does not speak for us.
 
2013-01-08 11:37:54 PM
Guy's nuttier than bird sh*t.
 
2013-01-08 11:38:15 PM
Alex Jones should be prescribed an SSRI.
 
2013-01-08 11:39:26 PM
That's paranoid even for Jones.
 
2013-01-08 11:40:02 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: On behalf of gun owners everywhere, I'd like to say this: Alex Jones does not speak for us.


Oh, yes he does my friend.  Own it.
 
2013-01-08 11:40:05 PM
Why is this news? Alex Jones is a mainstream 2nd amendment enthusiast.

Look at the gun threads here on Fark.
 
2013-01-08 11:40:55 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: On behalf of gun owners everywhere, I'd like to say this: Alex Jones does not speak for us.


Yeh?

A friend of mine got into guns after he started listening to Alex Jones.

Before that he was just a boring hacker.
 
2013-01-08 11:40:59 PM
It's really sad that the mentally ill are being given air time to share their delusions. The guys clearly a paranoid schizophrenic.
 
2013-01-08 11:41:07 PM

tylerdurden217: Alex Jones should be prescribed an SSRI.


I'm not sure Zoloft would be any help. He might need Olanzapine.
 
2013-01-08 11:41:11 PM

Apos: cman: Alex Jones threads are my fav. It is the only time where partisanship can be transcended with many o' us agreeing that he is a moran

When Glen Beck lambasts you, you know you belong in a padded room.


That's what irritates me about the whole Piers Morgan/Alex Jones thing. Alex Jones is a nut and a kook, and I can only think of a few reasons for Piers Morgan to give him airtime, none of which reflect well on Morgan:

1) Morgan believes that Jones is representative of the political right, in which case Morgan is an ignorant fool.
2) Morgan wants to falsely portray Jones as representative of the political right, in which case Morgan is a disingenuous partisan hack.
3) This was a ratings stunt, in which case Morgan is sleazeball who will put anything on the air if it grabs a few extra eyeballs.
 
2013-01-08 11:41:30 PM
Is it wrong that I, just this once, am hoping that he is right...and that the NYPD succeeds??
 
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