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(ESPN)   Jets linebacker slapped with "Unlawful possession of a chair"   (espn.go.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-08 04:34:40 PM
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All Jets

ALL THE TIME

/jet green #5 in only 8 days this year
 
2013-01-08 04:38:50 PM
Jets thread #5 for January 8, 2013
 
2013-01-08 04:39:24 PM
I miss SuperDeluxe
 
2013-01-08 04:39:55 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Jets thread #5 for January 8, 2013


Apparently football is all Jets or all RGIII.

Speaking of which, did they ever bother actually getting another opinion on his knee or are they waiting for something crazy to happen this weekend to let everyone know during?
 
2013-01-08 04:41:39 PM

IAmRight: HaywoodJablonski: Jets thread #5 for January 8, 2013

Apparently football is all Jets or all RGIII.

Speaking of which, did they ever bother actually getting another opinion on his knee or are they waiting for something crazy to happen this weekend to let everyone know during?


I'm with you. I have Seattle in the SB. I cleaned up last weekend. You have to like their chances against Melty Ice and the 2nd worst great team (Texans) in the league
 
2013-01-08 04:42:54 PM
Whoever's on modmin duty right now either loves the Jets or hates them... or hates us.
 
2013-01-08 04:43:07 PM

IAmRight: Apparently football is all Jets or all RGIII.


Somewhere Peyton is sitting in his fortress of solitude planning the destruction of the Ravens.

Plan #1- Hike the ball to me and I'll do the rest.
Plan #2- there is no plan #2
 
2013-01-08 04:44:49 PM

Arkanaut: Whoever's on modmin duty right now either loves the Jets or hates them... or hates us.


I just submitted another JETS story with lots of JETS just to test the modmin.
 
2013-01-08 04:50:18 PM
I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-01-08 04:50:26 PM
So he ah.. he beat his wife. And it's a joke headline... ummm. I'm kind of not okay with this.
 
2013-01-08 04:55:43 PM

Treygreen13: I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.


I can see assault with a weapon but unlawful possession? At what point did the court deem that this man can't possess a chair?
 
2013-01-08 04:56:01 PM

thecpt: So he ah.. he beat his wife. And it's a joke headline... ummm. I'm kind of not okay with this.


Was I supposed to read that in Jeff Goldblum's voice?
 
2013-01-08 04:56:51 PM
I don't think the possessing it was as big of a problem as the using it to beat his wife.
 
2013-01-08 04:58:19 PM

thecpt: So he ah.. he beat his wife. And it's a joke headline... ummm. I'm kind of not okay with this.


I hadn't realized Jeff Goldblum was a Jets fan.
 
2013-01-08 05:06:48 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:

scottydoesntknow:


fine, I'm Jeff Goldblum today. But I choose to be him as the dad in the league, that way I get with sarah silverman at least.
 
2013-01-08 05:15:41 PM

Arkanaut: Whoever's on modmin duty right now either loves the Jets or hates them... or hates us.


I'm going with hates us...
 
2013-01-08 05:17:44 PM

thecpt: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:

scottydoesntknow:

fine, I'm Jeff Goldblum today. But I choose to be him as the dad in the league, that way I get with sarah silverman at least.


I wanna be him in Independence Day, if that's available.
 
2013-01-08 05:19:28 PM

thecpt: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:

scottydoesntknow:

fine, I'm Jeff Goldblum today. But I choose to be him as the dad in the league, that way I get with sarah silverman at least.


Hey I'll give you some credit. You were this close to getting to bang your super hot daughter-in-law.

/I was worried when the warning said the episode contained nudity (with 99.9% of it being Taco's ass)
//Very pleasantly surprised when they provided a full-on ass shot of Sophia
 
2013-01-08 05:34:50 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Treygreen13: I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.

I can see assault with a weapon but unlawful possession? At what point did the court deem that this man can't possess a chair?


New Jersey is not an 'Open Carry' state?
 
2013-01-08 05:58:29 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-08 06:03:40 PM
A Jet player that can actually hit someone? Where was he all season?
 
2013-01-08 06:05:15 PM

TheOther: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Treygreen13: I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.

I can see assault with a weapon but unlawful possession? At what point did the court deem that this man can't possess a chair?

New Jersey is not an 'Open Carry' state?


Maybe it was an assault chair, with a high capacity magazine.
 
2013-01-08 06:20:06 PM
You can't go slamming yourself into Bryan's wife...

www.worldtribune.com
 
2013-01-08 06:22:12 PM

TheOther: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Treygreen13: I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.

I can see assault with a weapon but unlawful possession? At what point did the court deem that this man can't possess a chair?

New Jersey is not an 'Open Carry' state?


Is NJ an 'Open Chairy' state?

HA! HAHA!

gremlindog.com
 
2013-01-08 06:24:08 PM
Oh shiat, I need to scroll down better when I'm looking at GIS results. Here are my last two posts married:

img.allvoices.com

/a little sorry for triple-post, but I'm not the developer that left the 'edit' button off.
 
2013-01-08 07:30:37 PM

skrame: Oh shiat, I need to scroll down better when I'm looking at GIS results. Here are my last two posts married:

[img.allvoices.com image 609x480]

/a little sorry for triple-post, but I'm not the developer that left the 'edit' button off.


don't sweat it, I enjoyed all three
 
2013-01-08 08:03:12 PM

Treygreen13: I do think "Unlawful Possession of a Weapon (Kitchen Chair)" is probably one of the funniest charges I've seen in a long time.


At least he didn't kill someone, cowboys fan
 
2013-01-09 04:04:25 AM
Guess I'll do it...


BUH GAWD KING! THAT CHAIR HAS A FAMILY!
 
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