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2013-01-08 08:14:55 PM
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2013-01-08 11:29:27 PM
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2013-01-08 08:22:53 PM
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fjnorton: So when a black hole burps what comes out?

//only level III wizards and higher need reply


Time. So the "burp" observed was probably a few hundred thousand millennia worth of time exploding out into a massive cloud of temporal displacement. Anything it touches would age thousands of years in a matter of seconds (kinda like that Nazi dude that drank out of the wrong goblet at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade).

/Totally for reals, bro
 
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