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(WAFF Huntsville)   The love child of Chuck Norris and Homer Simpson is a fugitive from the law   (waff.com) divider line 59
    More: Misc, Homer Simpson, Chuck Norris, Boaz, fugitives  
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21439 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2013 at 5:13 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-08 02:27:50 PM
LOL
 
2013-01-08 02:57:54 PM
Holy damn, you aren't lying.
 
2013-01-08 03:48:46 PM
Looks like Kris Draper.
 
2013-01-08 04:05:03 PM
submitter, that was absolutely brilliant. and honest. +1
 
2013-01-08 04:18:19 PM

socalnewwaver: submitter, that was absolutely brilliant. and honest. +1


Yes indeed.
 
2013-01-08 04:44:50 PM
Nailed it.


Gratz subby.
 
2013-01-08 04:47:58 PM
Chuck Norris has never ridden a bull as hard as he has ridden a cock.
 
2013-01-08 05:15:07 PM
Yay, we went national.
 
2013-01-08 05:17:40 PM
: I think our next place to search is where military and wannabe military types hang out.
: Does that mean the Hunt Club?
: Yep!
: Nobody goes into the Hunt Club without a S.W.A.T. escort.
: We do!


D'oh!
 
2013-01-08 05:17:53 PM
Investigators said 33-year-old Tracy Maddox was last seen around 3 p.m. on Friday, January 4th at the Boaz/Albertville Recycle Center.

I guess it wasn't the best Recycle Center in the universe.
 
2013-01-08 05:18:47 PM
Perfect Perfect Perfect.
 
2013-01-08 05:19:04 PM
He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.
 
2013-01-08 05:19:20 PM
Perfection!
 
2013-01-08 05:22:53 PM
Berring Sea gold!
 
2013-01-08 05:27:31 PM

ekdikeo4: Looks like Kris Draper.


He does look like Kris Draper.

\hockey lockout hasn't been going well...
 
2013-01-08 05:28:06 PM

Albino Squid: He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.


Came here to say ^this^. Do your time you idiot and STFU.

/rough looking 33.
 
2013-01-08 05:28:19 PM

Albino Squid: He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.


"It's Monday and I don't want to go to work today.  Let's see..."

*cut to scene of devastation, sirens, people fleeing in all directions*
 
2013-01-08 05:33:47 PM
Holly shiat!
 
2013-01-08 05:33:50 PM
i.huffpost.com

You'd think Norris, but you'd be wrong.
 
2013-01-08 05:36:58 PM

Albino Squid: He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.


He just remembered that he left his car at a parking meter.
 
2013-01-08 05:37:27 PM
gifdrole.com

Beautiful headline.
 
2013-01-08 05:38:10 PM
Good call subby!
 
2013-01-08 05:38:54 PM
Don't see Boaz in the news much. Half my family is from there. Used to own the RC Cola plant in town.
 
2013-01-08 05:39:02 PM
I don't throw this around often, but, LOL.

/ no, really. I actually laughed out loud.
 
2013-01-08 05:39:40 PM

Albino Squid: He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.


Yeah he is as sharp as a bowling ball. Hell he was probably only going to do 3 - 6 months. Now tack on an extra year. The only way I would run if I was in for life.
 
2013-01-08 05:41:25 PM
What a Chuck-Homer love child might look like:
waff.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-01-08 05:47:57 PM
Headline delivers.
 
2013-01-08 05:48:32 PM
When I saw dudes picture that was the first thing to come to mind. The headline practically wrote itself. Thanks!


/ Subby
 
2013-01-08 05:49:22 PM

heavymetal: When I saw dude,s picture, that was the first thing to come to mind. The headline practically wrote itself. Thanks!


/ Subby


FTFM
 
2013-01-08 05:49:55 PM
D'oh!
 
2013-01-08 05:50:15 PM
Hahahahaha
 
2013-01-08 05:50:49 PM

heavymetal: heavymetal: When I saw dude's picture, that was the first thing to come to mind. The headline practically wrote itself. Thanks!


/ Subby

FTFM


/ Now I think I fixed it, Doh!
 
2013-01-08 05:53:38 PM

Blues_X: Holy damn, you aren't lying.


Simpson in my Norris? It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-01-08 05:57:10 PM
You sure that's not just Adam Savage's brother?
 
2013-01-08 06:11:55 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-01-08 06:16:00 PM

ekdikeo4: Looks like Kris Draper.


Great, now I fill forever think that Draper looks like a cross between Chuck Norris and Homer Simpson.

/Holy Mackerel!
 
2013-01-08 06:17:24 PM

Albino Squid: He was serving time for outstanding fines, and decided to bolt from work release? He may not have thought this cunning plan through.


They can throw you in jail for unpaid traffic tickets?
 
2013-01-08 06:21:12 PM
wait wait, this guy was in debtor's prison? Are there not laws against this? Poor guy, I'd bounce too, maybe find better opportunity in Mexico.
 
2013-01-08 06:24:06 PM
His name is Maddox?  How appropriate.
 
2013-01-08 06:25:34 PM
33-year-old Tracy Maddox

Maddox is an bigger jerk than we originally thought. Ding ding.
 
2013-01-08 06:35:05 PM
 
2013-01-08 06:38:33 PM
Surprisingly accurate.

I like how your brain works, but it's scary.
 
2013-01-08 06:59:00 PM
Yeah, whatever.

*clicks link*

Oh Jesus. That's just not right. Correct, but not right.
 
2013-01-08 07:00:21 PM
I'd +1 ya if I could, Subs. That is truly the most honest headline I have read in a while.

That being said, the guy is an idiot. He is serving time for outstanding fines. He is going to have to serve time for disappearing, not to mention this is probably worse in terms of an outstanding crime than the fines. Moron.

/oh well, he is obviously not too bright anyway, having to serve time for unpaid fines... pay your bills, people
 
2013-01-08 07:01:17 PM

LrdPhoenix: Don't see Boaz in the news much. Half my family is from there. Used to own the RC Cola plant in town.


Boaz hasn't been the same since the temple was razed

/travel much?
 
2013-01-08 07:11:56 PM
In addition, they recommend the Man charged with raping underage girl.

Something about that phrasing just seems a little off, don't you think?
 
2013-01-08 07:17:20 PM

Apos: socalnewwaver: submitter, that was absolutely brilliant. and honest. +1

Yes indeed.


Thirded and then some...

Well played.
 
2013-01-08 07:24:24 PM
Holy fark, subby!  Just had to come out of lurkerdom to say, bravo!  Nailed it!
 
2013-01-08 07:25:18 PM
th00.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-08 08:02:23 PM
He will fail to kick your ass (Simpson gene) but you will lose anyway (Norris gene).
 
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