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(International Business Times)   Kevin Garnett to Carmelo Anthony: "Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 67
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2013-01-08 02:07:55 PM  
i411.photobucket.com
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:18:22 PM  
You know, I try to keep up with the latest in hip hop slang.

But I have no idea what the fark this means.
 
2013-01-08 02:20:44 PM  
Your wife tastes like Captain Crunch.  The roof of my mouth is completely tore up.
 
2013-01-08 02:21:25 PM  

MBK: You know, I try to keep up with the latest in hip hop slang.

But I have no idea what the fark this means.


He can help you out with saying something like that.
static.guim.co.uk
/he means she tastes like that "down there"
 
2013-01-08 02:21:40 PM  
Your wife tastes like Lucky Charms.  I saved all of the marshmallows for the end.
 
2013-01-08 02:31:56 PM  
she's Puerto Rican, so wouldn't either

mofongo
coquito
vieja ropa
jibarito

be more appropriate?
 
2013-01-08 02:52:38 PM  
Deeeeeeeeezzzzzz Nuts
 
2013-01-08 02:53:14 PM  
"I didn't get close enough to taste it, but your wife smelled like burnt cheese"
 
2013-01-08 02:57:55 PM  
That's actually kind of cute and innocent about that "barb" in that it reminds me of elementary school, like a "Your mom" joke that compares her to stamps.

Oh yeah, well YOUR WIFE ENJOYS A QUIET COCKTAIL IN A FERN BAR!
 
2013-01-08 03:00:49 PM  
What makes it worse than saying she tasted nasty is that he's leaving it open in the future that he may want another bowl of cereal.
 
2013-01-08 03:05:00 PM  
I was watching last night and was wondering what KG could have said to set Melo off like that. Now that I know...I'll admit it's pretty farking hilarious.

And Honey Nut Cheerios is a top 3 cereal. No question about it.
 
2013-01-08 03:29:41 PM  
How would an attractive and successful basketball-playing-American like Kevin Garnett know what she or any other woman tastes like?  C'mon, we all know those people won't eat pussy!
 
2013-01-08 03:35:31 PM  
He should have said she tasted like the second round of the playoffs. That would have confused Carmelo.
 
2013-01-08 03:54:26 PM  

BunkoSquad: He should have said she tasted like the second round of the playoffs. That would have confused Carmelo.


The 2009 Nuggets, featuring Melo, made it to the WCF. Hoping he gets another taste with the Knicks sometime soon.
 
2013-01-08 03:59:40 PM  

FreakinB: The 2009 Nuggets, featuring Melo, made it to the WCF.


Huh. I forgot all about that.
 
2013-01-08 04:18:30 PM  
www.sillytext.com
 
2013-01-08 04:45:32 PM  
Was that Kevin Garnett or The Rock cutting a promo?  GOTdamn, hahaha.
 
2013-01-08 04:53:12 PM  
Your wife tastes like Coco Puffs. She's crazy.
 
2013-01-08 05:38:42 PM  
What Garnett meant to say was that she was a honey nut Cheerios to her team.
 
2013-01-08 05:42:11 PM  
I don't know how she tastes, but she looks like she should be turning Trix.
 
2013-01-08 05:42:53 PM  
There's probably a joke in there somewhere about "Trix" but I'm not coming up with anything
 
2013-01-08 05:44:55 PM  
Hey, Hanrahan.....
 
2013-01-08 05:47:48 PM  
Your wife tastes like Cheerios. Bland no matter how much sugar you throw on top of it.
 
2013-01-08 05:49:39 PM  
I can't wait for Melo to go back to being Melo. Yeah, yeah, Knick fan, I'm sure THIS time he really wants to play team ball.

//already got cash on the Knick's playoff "run"
 
2013-01-08 05:49:44 PM  
i213.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 06:09:05 PM  
Whoa a known shiat talker got someone out of their game. Good on ya KG.

On another note: La La? Was she named by Flavor Flav? You know, like Shaq's girlfriend Hoopz.

/sorry if Shaq has moved on to Chuck D's sloppy seconds.
 
2013-01-08 06:13:51 PM  
The way Melo reacted, it might be true... no wonder he flipped the fark out.
 
2013-01-08 06:16:06 PM  
Are we still waiting for Kobe to tell us how Shaq's ass tastes?
 
2013-01-08 06:18:44 PM  

Champion of the Sun: What Garnett meant to say was that she was a honey nut Cheerios to her team.


Very nice.
 
2013-01-08 06:27:05 PM  
Naturally this story is posted on the International Business Times.
 
2013-01-08 07:01:23 PM  
I want to believe that Melo was waiting for KG after the game to say, "really... REALLY!!! Honey Nut Cheerios!?!? I damn near fell over laughing in the middle if the game you ass!"

But that would require having a sense of humor in the middle of a game with the adrenaline pumping and that's a pretty unreasonable epectation.
 
2013-01-08 07:03:31 PM  
I hope he didn't eat no grapenuts while he was down there.
 
2013-01-08 07:13:43 PM  
In all fairness... she do.
 
2013-01-08 07:24:30 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-01-08 07:31:44 PM  
He only knows because he tasted it on Paul Pierce's dick.
 
2013-01-08 07:52:14 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Hey, Hanrahan.....


golf clap. right in the middle of the fairway on that one.

/'scuse me while I foil up.
 
2013-01-08 07:52:53 PM  
How many sentences have to contain the cheerios phrase?

What a usefess fakring article
 
2013-01-08 08:01:09 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Omar is intrigued.
 
2013-01-08 08:12:40 PM  
This is the closest thing to an active NBA thread right now, so let me say: the Lakers will be starting Robert Sacre tonight at center. Robert Sacre. The last pick in the draft. World Peace is at the four, Kobe at the three. Against Houston. Does anyone want some of this popcorn I'm making?
 
2013-01-08 08:14:24 PM  
Honey, nut up or shut up.

// cheerio
// pip pip, all that rot
 
2013-01-08 08:17:53 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: This is the closest thing to an active NBA thread right now, so let me say: the Lakers will be starting Robert Sacre tonight at center. Robert Sacre. The last pick in the draft. World Peace is at the four, Kobe at the three. Against Houston. Does anyone want some of this popcorn I'm making?


Sacre Bleu!
 
2013-01-08 08:35:31 PM  

FreakinB: I was watching last night and was wondering what KG could have said to set Melo off like that. Now that I know...I'll admit it's pretty farking hilarious.

And Honey Nut Cheerios is a top 3 cereal. No question about it.


The fact that Carmelo wanted to "talk" to him where the team bus was and security had to hold him back was awesome.

KG can troll people.
 
2013-01-08 08:36:52 PM  

robsul82: Was that Kevin Garnett or The Rock cutting a promo?  GOTdamn, hahaha.


This.
 
2013-01-08 08:46:36 PM  

dletter: MBK: You know, I try to keep up with the latest in hip hop slang.

But I have no idea what the fark this means.

He can help you out with saying something like that.

/he means she tastes like that "down there"


WWVMD?

Your wife tastes like sweet butter...
 
2013-01-08 09:00:19 PM  
Just slather some honey on my nuts and eat em, beyotch.
 
2013-01-08 09:35:56 PM  

Cyberluddite: How would an attractive and successful basketball-playing-American like Kevin Garnett know what she or any other woman tastes like?  C'mon, we all know those people won't eat pussy!


Snort.

Could be worse. He could've said she tasted like....I dunno. Cap'n CRUNCH? All-BRAN? SHREDDED Wheat?
 
2013-01-08 09:45:17 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: This is the closest thing to an active NBA thread right now, so let me say: the Lakers will be starting Robert Sacre tonight at center. Robert Sacre. The last pick in the draft. World Peace is at the four, Kobe at the three. Against Houston. Does anyone want some of this popcorn I'm making?


No choice, since centers 1-3 are out and...well, he's #4. At least they're putting up a fight tonight.

/Lakers fan
//this season is suffering
///hoping for one win on the Texas trip
////expecting none
 
2013-01-08 10:44:55 PM  

Rwa2play: FreakinB: I was watching last night and was wondering what KG could have said to set Melo off like that. Now that I know...I'll admit it's pretty farking hilarious.

And Honey Nut Cheerios is a top 3 cereal. No question about it.

The fact that Carmelo wanted to "talk" to him where the team bus was and security had to hold him back was awesome.

KG can troll people.


Reminded me of Mike Piazza, who once stormed into the opposing clubhouse after a game looking for Guillermo Mota. Made funnier by the fact that Piazza always seemed to shy away from conflict.
 
2013-01-08 10:54:29 PM  
Call me white, but is that a good thing or a bad thing?
 
2013-01-08 11:07:22 PM  
Better to taste like Honey Nut Cheerios than pennies and milk.
 
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