Lonestar: [img.photobucket.com image 850x637]The best is the eat them raw.
Theaetetus: That one chick keeps kicking the shell of the one trying to escape, and he just rolled the other guy over onto his head. What an asshole.
Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.Warden: Oh, I think he is.Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?Warden: Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of themact badly because they've had a hard life, or have beenmistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.
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