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(Fark)   Submitter's friend could use the Power of Fark. He had three guitars stolen Jan. 7. If you come across any of these, please let me know. EIP   (fark.com) divider line 32
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rickythepenguin
2013-01-08 01:33:40 PM
You should contact "Vintage Guitar" magazine, they have a "stolen guitar" section in the back.  They even, when the guitars are worth a ton, publish stories about it.

If you don't have a police report, don't bother them though.
 
Vodka Zombie
2013-01-08 01:40:00 PM
This is the portion of the thread where Subby passes along the relevant information through the magic of interpretive dance.
 
minoridiot [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 01:50:35 PM
Vodka Zombie: This is the portion of the thread where Subby passes along the relevant information through the magic of interpretive dance.

They must have been air guitars.
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:18:07 PM
A greenlighted thread asking for help with stolen guitars, with no DITs?  WTF am I missing here?
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:23:56 PM
Cyberluddite: A greenlighted thread asking for help with stolen guitars, with no DITs?  WTF am I missing here?

Probably no TF... hopefully, at least.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:25:30 PM
This is moronic.
 
BillCo
2013-01-08 02:30:06 PM
Subby here.  Sorry I'm late with the details.  Here is a picture of the 3 guitars.

www.majhost.com
 
Pinner
2013-01-08 02:30:11 PM
TommyymmoT: This is moronic.

Don't you think? A little tooooo moronic.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:42:52 PM
Pinner: TommyymmoT: This is moronic.

Don't you think? A little tooooo moronic.

And yeah I really do think.
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:42:53 PM
BillCo: Subby here.  Sorry I'm late with the details.  Here is a picture of the 3 guitars.

[www.majhost.com image 320x217]
i.istockimg.com
 
vudutek [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:51:39 PM
OK, enough funtime, guys. Here are the three guitars:
static2.bigstockphoto.com
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:56:38 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:02:47 PM
Stop farking aroud, guys. If y'all keep it up, I'll never get my three guitars (pictured below) back.

bandbent.files.wordpress.com
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:05:28 PM
Subby here, sorry to be late with the DITs.  So anyway, my friend's car got broken into and his three awesome axes were stolen out of the trunk.  Here's a pic of them--if you hear anything, please let me know.  Thanks!

www.craxor.com

www.lightstone.tv

media.liveauctiongroup.net
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:13:29 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
Ok, I'll stop farking around. In 15 minutes, at least.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:22:33 PM
Technically, it's only 1 guitar.
axewar.com
But who's counting?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:26:57 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
CapeFearCadaver [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:30:19 PM
Yo. I think I found who stole your dude's guitars:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
The Muthaship [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 04:21:11 PM
Submitters friend has an idiot for a friend.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 04:21:33 PM
d44ytnim3cfy5.cloudfront.net

What about the stockings?
 
BarkingUnicorn [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 05:09:17 PM
Nice one, subby!
 
MikeSass
2013-01-08 05:10:34 PM
While you are waiting for Subby to show up, watch this video of 3 really nice guitars.
 
KellyKellyKelly
2013-01-08 07:11:12 PM
Seriously, guys, help me out.

www.music.ed.ac.uk
 
buckler
2013-01-08 07:24:23 PM
i20.photobucket.com

Here are the pieces. The yellow one is a custom job made by a luthier friend, with the serial number 0001.

Sorry about the delay; took a faceplant on the bike and I'm on painkilers and beer.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 08:29:44 PM
buckler: [i20.photobucket.com image 806x806]

Here are the pieces. The yellow one is a custom job made by a luthier friend, with the serial number 0001.

Sorry about the delay; took a faceplant on the bike and I'm on painkilers and beer.

I check Craigs, and Ebay a couple of times a day (I'm in that business), but they probably won't be there for a few days.
Not that there's any way of contacting you if I see them.
At least leave a throw away email address in your profile.
 
buckler
2013-01-08 08:38:57 PM
TommyymmoT: buckler: [i20.photobucket.com image 806x806]

Here are the pieces. The yellow one is a custom job made by a luthier friend, with the serial number 0001.

Sorry about the delay; took a faceplant on the bike and I'm on painkilers and beer.

I check Craigs, and Ebay a couple of times a day (I'm in that business), but they probably won't be there for a few days.
Not that there's any way of contacting you if I see them.
At least leave a throw away email address in your profile.

I have one. the domain is yahoo.com, and the userid is bukkler.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 08:49:11 PM
Did this happen in Portland?
 
buckler
2013-01-08 08:50:36 PM
TommyymmoT: Did this happen in Portland?

No, in Orlando.
 
buckler
2013-01-08 08:52:04 PM
TommyymmoT: Did this happen in Portland?

Got feelers out in SC and other surrounding areas. I really want to bust this asswipe.
 
buckler
2013-01-08 08:56:47 PM
Five hundred bucks to anyone who returns them.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 09:02:07 PM
Keep checking Yakaz. It often cross references Ebay, and Craigs.
 
buckler
2013-01-08 09:58:04 PM
Thanks, Tommy.`
 
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