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(1065 The End)   Congress is less popular than Nickelback. Perhaps Boehner should marry Avril Lavigne   (1065.com) divider line 98
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2013-01-08 01:45:49 PM  
Congress doesn't have ridiculously simple yet extremely catchy tunes that you hate to catch yourself singing along to.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 01:56:02 PM  
Why not Justin Bieber?  He's more popular and it would help him with the Log Cabin Republicans
 
2013-01-08 01:58:39 PM  

ekdikeo4: Congress doesn't have ridiculously simple yet extremely catchy tunes that you hate to catch yourself singing along to.


Also, Congress hasn't sold 50 Mil records around the globe. Although I reckon they've bedded about as many young women & men as Chad.
 
2013-01-08 02:01:44 PM  
I kinda figured that Avril Levigne would be rediculously crazy in bed.  Borderline psychotic.  Mmmmmmmm.
 
2013-01-08 02:14:45 PM  
Congress was not statistically distinguishable by popularity in the general population from DC political pundits, Donald Trump, or cockroaches.
 
2013-01-08 02:21:42 PM  

vpb: Why not Justin Bieber?  He's more popular and it would help him with the Log Cabin Republicans


Marry it? Boehner doesn't even know what the hell a Justin Bieber is.
 
2013-01-08 02:34:02 PM  
I would gladly boehn Avril Lavigne
 
2013-01-08 03:27:26 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Avril Lavigne


I'd let her play with my Boehner
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2013-01-08 03:48:25 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Haters gonna hate
 
2013-01-08 04:26:52 PM  
America needs Avril. Yup.

digitalrebelsclan.tripod.com
 
2013-01-08 04:28:36 PM  
Bad Tripod

media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-01-08 05:03:21 PM  
I can think of at least a dozen other Canadians I'd marry off to Congress before Avril. I mean, sure she's a poptart with terrible taste in men, but even she doesn't deserve that.
 
2013-01-08 05:03:40 PM  
About a month ago, I was in a hipster gathering spot and they were blasting Nickelback. Loudly. I couldn't tell if they were trying to be ironic or if they were trying to drive people out, but it was weird.
 
2013-01-08 05:04:55 PM  
Their children are going to be such drama queens.
 
2013-01-08 05:07:29 PM  

ekdikeo4: Congress doesn't have ridiculously simple yet extremely catchy tunes that you hate to catch yourself singing along to.


Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb.
Bomb Iran.
Take my hand.
Bomb Iran.
 
2013-01-08 05:08:49 PM  

apoptotic: I can think of at least a dozen other Canadians I'd marry off to Congress before Avril. I mean, sure she's a poptart with terrible taste in men, but even she doesn't deserve that.


The first image that came into my head was a pop-tart covered with orange icing - thanks for that.
 
2013-01-08 05:11:26 PM  

ekdikeo4: Congress doesn't have ridiculously simple yet extremely catchy tunes that you hate to catch yourself singing along to.


The Constitution delegated that to the Executive Branch.
 
2013-01-08 05:18:54 PM  
I could not tell you one song this Avril person has ever sung. I do hear that Nickelback sucks and I've just taken that on faith.
 
2013-01-08 05:22:13 PM  
I didn't think a young hottie like Avril would go for a middle aged lush that smells like cigarettes, scotch and spray tan, but hey...anything's possible these days, right?
 
2013-01-08 05:25:11 PM  
Van Gogh got more popular after he died.... maybe congress can all go off themselves and try it?
 
2013-01-08 05:42:09 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I could not tell you one song this Avril person has ever sung. I do hear that Nickelback sucks and I've just taken that on faith.


Well, there are definitely better bands.

On a side note, I notice Obama's ratings are going UP.
 
2013-01-08 05:45:30 PM  
Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?
 
2013-01-08 05:49:43 PM  
screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures
 
2013-01-08 05:51:00 PM  
How'd the hell we wind up like this?
 
2013-01-08 05:51:18 PM  

Zombalupagus: Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?


Gerry #%$@#$ Mandering
 
2013-01-08 05:52:36 PM  

Petey4335: Zombalupagus: Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?

Gerry #%$@#$ Mandering


Plus, when your rep brings home projects to your district that's good and does good things and creates jobs, In someone else's district, well, that same project would be PORK
 
2013-01-08 05:54:16 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I could not tell you one song this Avril person has ever sung. I do hear that Nickelback sucks and I've just taken that on faith.


She sang that one song about about a skateboarder.. and improperly worn neckties?
You know, I'm not sure. I was heavily medicated back then.
 
2013-01-08 05:54:17 PM  

Zombalupagus: Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?


Congress's approval rate is a completely meaningless metric, because no one elects Congress. Look at approval rates of individual congresspeople within their districts. All will become clear.
 
2013-01-08 06:00:28 PM  
Her butchering of "Fuel" year's ago really turned me off.
 
2013-01-08 06:00:42 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-08 06:01:16 PM  

NuttierThanEver: I would gladly boehn Avril Lavigne


Well played. I guffawed.
 
2013-01-08 06:01:51 PM  

sprawl15: Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures

[i.imgur.com image 391x600]


I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2013-01-08 06:02:42 PM  
This Congress is all about the enonomy and jerbs... and if the economy gets any worst, the Koch brothers will be forced to lay off all their GOP congressmen.
 
2013-01-08 06:11:20 PM  
Marrying Avril Lavigne didn't work for Sum 41 and it hasn't worked for Nickleback. I'd recommend trying Rihanna next, or possibly Lady Gaga.
 
2013-01-08 06:12:19 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures



What's goin' on in this thread, eh you hoser?

www.nhlsnipers.com

He might not be attractive, but I like him much better than this Congress.
 
2013-01-08 06:21:15 PM  
At least Congress is more popular than Communism again!
 
2013-01-08 06:21:58 PM  
mcnutt.files.wordpress.com

I don't know why but I have a thing for girls who wear too much eyeshadow.
 
2013-01-08 06:25:18 PM  
I could see Avril Lavigne doing an image change and going Republican after marrying Bohner.

She could hang out with Callista. She would be the new cool Republican. She would wear pink elephants on her
clothing instead of pink skulls.
 
2013-01-08 06:25:43 PM  

fusillade762: [mcnutt.files.wordpress.com image 432x288]

I don't know why but I have a thing for girls who wear too much eyeshadow.


You like them pre-punched?
 
2013-01-08 06:33:08 PM  

sprawl15: Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures

[i.imgur.com image 391x600]


I hate you so much right now...


\well played.
 
2013-01-08 06:33:47 PM  

Dahnkster: Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures


What's goin' on in this thread, eh you hoser?

[www.nhlsnipers.com image 500x407]

He might not be attractive, but I like him much better than this Congress.


Now there's a benchmark =P
I've had saddle sores more attractive than Congress.
 
2013-01-08 06:46:37 PM  

LoneWolf343: fusillade762: [mcnutt.files.wordpress.com image 432x288]

I don't know why but I have a thing for girls who wear too much eyeshadow.

You like them pre-punched?


It also makes it more obvious when they start crying.
 
2013-01-08 06:54:39 PM  
Congress is so unpopular that only 90% of them got reelected in 2012.

People like to complain about bad government WAY more than they want good government.
 
2013-01-08 06:56:55 PM  

Zombalupagus: Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?


It's the end result of 'fark you, I got mine' mentality. We hate Congress' excessive pork spending, but we cheer when our personal reps bring home pet project money to build a factory that isn't needed, a bridge that goes nowhere but keeps people working, or keeps an outmoded and obsolete weapon system being built and bought by the traincar load.

Selfishness. A lack of national thinking. Concerned only with ourselves and our own well being.
 
2013-01-08 07:10:47 PM  
Well, Lavigne is not bad-looking.

Nickelback sucks monkey goobers, though.
 
2013-01-08 07:34:28 PM  

Zombalupagus: Congress has a 9% approval rate but an 80%+ re-election rate.

WTF America?


We essentially have a choice of an unending stream of douchesockets, all of whom managed to get millions of dollars thrown at them by corporations to fund their 174,900.00 jobs applications. It ain't like we have some latter day Diogenes lifting his head above the oceans of chiselers queued up to line their pockets on our dime. And, in case you weren't certain, yeah, that means the system is brokened as f*ck.
 
2013-01-08 07:41:59 PM  
The approval rating is currently higher than it was when NAnZI Pelosi rammed Obamacare down our throats.
 
2013-01-08 07:42:13 PM  
NSFW ATTRACTIVE

/hot like plasma
 
2013-01-08 07:43:47 PM  
Congressional approval is a nice, shiny tool but it is statistically flawed.

You're asking a group of people who can only control the fates of 3/538 members how they feel about all 538 members.
 
2013-01-08 08:04:42 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: screw congress, let's have a thread full of attractive pictures


cache.kotaku.com
 
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